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Endless Trash posted:https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/star-trek-jean-luc-picard-exo-6-912743  apple
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Does it come with the apple? 
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Feb 7, 2024 08:30
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No wonder Beverly avoided him for 20 years, look at the size of it
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Feb 7, 2024 08:41
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False advertising as the doll is not of Jean Luc Picard but rather an unholy golem that has delusions of being the late great Jean Luc Picard
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Feb 7, 2024 08:48
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No Borg cum?
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Feb 7, 2024 08:59
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davidspackage posted:Does it come with the apple? a screen used apple
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Feb 7, 2024 09:02
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Endless Trash posted:False advertising as the doll is not of Jean Luc Picard but rather an unholy golem that has delusions of being the late great Jean Luc Picard  that they ended season 1 of Picard by killing off Picard and replacing him with a robot copy, then did everything they could to ignore that and carry on as if nothing had happened. I mean, c'mon, 2x01 has Robot Picard being blown up in a starship self-destruct and Q bringing him back to life! One line from Q could have made him human again! But nope, everyone just ignores the robot elephant in the room."So robot, we meet again robot, Jean-Luc Picarrrr... rrrROBOT! ROBOT! You're a bloody robot!"
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Feb 7, 2024 09:04
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TheKingslayer posted:No Borg cum? It's inside the apple. you gotta eat it and it'll spurt out ala the Denethor tomato scene in LotR
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Feb 7, 2024 09:48
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Argh the Borg Queen squarfed all over me.
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Feb 7, 2024 10:05
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KajiTheMelonMan posted:It's inside the apple. you gotta eat it and it'll spurt out ala the Denethor tomato scene in LotR Meanwhile your little Picard will stand in the corner, hauntingly singing: Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques
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Feb 7, 2024 10:12
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That is a very tiny apple.
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Feb 7, 2024 10:17
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Small Strange Bird posted:Still can't get over the Right?! They had the cleanest out possible with him being an alternate-universe version of himself, even Seven was purely human and lacking her Borg implants, and they instead chose to bend over backwards to handwave it as "You have a robot body for your Evil General Years of Service". Yet, Evil Picard still thought aging naturally was a good idea instead of being a permenantly-young conquering tyrant because?... 
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Feb 7, 2024 12:15
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TheKingslayer posted:No Borg cum? thats a DIY exercise
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Feb 7, 2024 13:15
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"You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile... but first a word from our sponsor, Blew Chew!"
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Feb 7, 2024 13:21
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Ghostlight posted:Currently very mad I only just realised they never used the holodeck to do a Fantastic Voyage. Complete waste. There was a DS9 episode where Myles and Julian get shrunk down in a shuttlecraft and have to navigate the Big World to save the day.
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Feb 7, 2024 13:34
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Tighclops posted:Computer, BEAM the poo poo from my rear end Yelling "suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat" at O'Brien after an argument and he just sighs and taps the transporter console because he didn't realize you were actually telling him to gently caress off
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Feb 7, 2024 15:08
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Picard is barely taller than Hello Kitty. Edit: actually scratch that, he's shorter than Hello Kitty, who is five apples tall.
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Feb 7, 2024 16:07
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John Murdoch posted:Picard is barely taller than Hello Kitty. Lol, I was just about to come in before the edit with this pic.
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Feb 7, 2024 16:10
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redshirt posted:There was a DS9 episode where Myles and Julian get shrunk down in a shuttlecraft and have to navigate the Big World to save the day. Just watched that one the other day! I loved the 'giant circuit' sets. Might've been better to have set the episode on the station instead of on the Defiant though. Also holy poo poo, Worf makes a joke at the end!
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Feb 7, 2024 16:17
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This is the story of a little ship, that took a little trip
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Feb 7, 2024 16:24
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It's a tough little ship
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Feb 7, 2024 17:34
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Smurfs are three apples tall, so he's taller than a smurf
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Feb 7, 2024 17:58
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Hello Kitty is 5 apples tall, so he is smaller than Hello Kitty
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Feb 7, 2024 18:00
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Picard: Taller than a Smurf, smaller than Hello Kitty
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Feb 7, 2024 18:01
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LMAO at this first season episode of DS9 where imagination comes to life and Bashir's is checks notes... ah a complete sex crazed version of his coworker. HOWEVER he immediately freaks out when she comes on super strong and is like "Some weird poo poo is going down!"
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Feb 8, 2024 04:50
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so far Odo is being a big idiot in season 6
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Feb 8, 2024 12:15
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Barbie is 11 1/2 inches tall. So he could be bald manlet Ken.
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Feb 8, 2024 12:26
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Non Compos Mentis posted:so far Odo is being a big idiot in season 6 He's got a lot of Founder stuff to deal with OK?
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Feb 8, 2024 12:48
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Grey Cat posted:Lol, I was just about to come in before the edit with this pic. Tell me.. how many apples do you see? 
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Feb 8, 2024 12:51
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Hollismason posted:LMAO at this first season episode of DS9 where imagination comes to life and Bashir's is checks notes... ah a complete sex crazed version of his coworker. HOWEVER he immediately freaks out when she comes on super strong and is like "Some weird poo poo is going down!" Everyone gets someone who might possibly be fun for them... O'Brien is stuck with Rumpelstiltskin.
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Feb 8, 2024 13:03
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Actual Satan posted:Tell me.. how many apples do you see? 
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Feb 8, 2024 13:04
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Actual Satan posted:Tell me.. how many apples do you see? gently caress man I almost choked laughing
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Feb 8, 2024 14:25
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Feb 8, 2024 14:27
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Actual Satan posted:Tell me.. how many apples do you see? 
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Feb 8, 2024 19:33
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Cardassians need to have more apples in order to feel like they have the advantage.
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Feb 8, 2024 20:49
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Cthulu Carl posted:Everyone gets someone who might possibly be fun for them... O'Brien is stuck with Rumpelstiltskin. It was supposed to be a Leprechaun. Colm Meaney was not amused.
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Feb 9, 2024 00:25
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I can so imagine his facial expression. And then the sarcastic smile when they tell him it's Rumplestiltskin. "Oh, problem loving solved, thanks for listening to my FEED BACK"
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Feb 9, 2024 00:36
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Look Colm we already cast the little person from Twin Peaks so Miles either deals with this or the front half of a pony
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Feb 9, 2024 00:39
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Why is Star Trek so insanely racist against the Irish lmao
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Rumpelstiltskin also gave Molly's actress childhood trauma. Siddig kept breaking when imaginary Dax kept coming onto him. The emu they had was uncooperative so they had to dress the trainer up like a Bajoran to get the scenes.
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