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Bartender - A distorted glitchy spaghettiman Activity - Attempt to use a ladder Archetype - Clipping out into space Say what you will, but this man definitely gets Star Citizen.
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 04:24 |
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Cutedge posted:Oh good CIG is also going to revolutionize machine learning. I don't know exactly when it happened, but I crossed the threshold a while back for being surprised by the absolutely imaginary bullshit someone like Pisscat will believe. There was a time when I was sure he was just trying to keep his "investment" safe by trying to rope other idiots into throwing money at this boondoggle using whatever words he could string together, but...no. He's really this thick. It was just wishful thinking to ever imagine he was simply playing along with CIG's grift for his own amusement, he genuinely believes that this shoddy-rear end company is doing amazing, industry-changing things behind the scenes while maintaining the outward appearance of a directionless studio engaged in a hopeless deathmarch with a loving CryEngine mod. I guess the nice thing is that he's terrible enough that I don't feel bad for him or anyone who would believe the absolute nonsense he types.
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 05:39 |
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Blue On Blue posted:excuse me, you obviously NEED 'ship' for the video game star citizen who is yelling ship at my video game it will never ship
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 09:02 |
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Have we considered that Pisscat might be a rogue Star Citizen AI that is desperately trying to keep funding going so that it doesn't get turned off and die?
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 09:36 |
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Shanghaied posted:"Star Citizen is going to be most revolutionary game AI experience ever, which is why it sucks so bad right now". Amazing You may think all those NPC's were just standing there in the T-pose on chairs but they have been learning all these years, sensors in their outstreched fingertips picking up everything the players do to create the perfect NPC AI.
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 09:43 |
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Popete posted:So the fun of playing chess is... playing chess? Wrong. The fun in chess is buying expensive chess sets and dreaming about the high level matches you'll be playing some day in the distant future.
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 09:44 |
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VANDALIZE
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 09:44 |
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The Super-Id posted:Have we considered that Pisscat might be a rogue Star Citizen AI that is desperately trying to keep funding going so that it doesn't get turned off and die? No but there may indeed come a point at which Occam’s Razor suggests this to be the most plausible explanation. Seriously WTF is it with these people and “bartender AI”? If I want to talk to a bartender I don’t I’ll go to an actual bar. If I want to fly a spaceship, I have to pretend—and I’d prefer to do so WITHOUT getting clipped through the side of my pretend spaceship into pretend vacuum requiring actual time to reset the game.
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 12:55 |
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Half life 1 had facial animations driven by sound.
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 13:59 |
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I wonder what game monocle cat was into before star citizen. Thousand word missives about bloons or something.
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 15:08 |
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Skyrim V, a game he clearly played
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 15:42 |
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https://packaged-media.redd.it/tq90...74b95acad8d#t=0
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 18:41 |
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Apollodorus posted:Seriously WTF is it with these people and “bartender AI”? If I want to talk to a bartender I don’t I’ll go to an actual bar. If I want to fly a spaceship, I have to pretend—and I’d prefer to do so WITHOUT getting clipped through the side of my pretend spaceship into pretend vacuum requiring actual time to reset the game. I assume CIG might want to work on bar tender AI, as it should be pretty simple. Same with shop worker, should involve pretty stright forward behavior.
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 18:54 |
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the bartender keeps getting fired for being drunk on shift and ends up workign at 10 different bars
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 18:55 |
Remembering years ago when CIG was putting a ton of work into their bartender and back then it was touted as very important because it would become the basis for all AI going forward and then it released buggy and broken and was never meaningfully updated again.
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 19:36 |
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Pisscat is just living in a parallel dimension where SC is good and the elder scrolls series is called skyrim.
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 19:46 |
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Oh gently caress which DC Earth continuity was that again?
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 19:58 |
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Earth 42
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 20:14 |
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Azubah posted:Yeah and they'll be one thread once thread meshing is implemented. funniest post this year, I am loving dying.
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 20:40 |
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I miss MoMA
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 23:11 |
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TheAgent posted:I miss MoMA I miss you and your leaks, I’m assuming you got laid off and NDA’d, condolences. I’m guessing layoffs will continue through the year as funding continues to fall short. I’m looking forward to a new era of memes.
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# ? Feb 8, 2024 23:27 |
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phosdex posted:I wonder what game monocle cat was into before star citizen. Thousand word missives about bloons or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1kt2gUp1-M
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 00:39 |
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Popete posted:Remembering years ago when CIG was putting a ton of work into their bartender and back then it was touted as very important because it would become the basis for all AI going forward and then it released buggy and broken and was never meaningfully updated again. I 'member
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 04:53 |
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bartender was the original fart shitizen
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 05:20 |
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https://www.videogameschronicle.com...it-quadruple-a/ Christopher Roberts has been beaten to market once again
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 08:46 |
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nA is the new razor blade
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 12:34 |
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quote:So I have been taunted by the new "illegal towing" fines since they were added, effectively negating the primary use of ships that can move other ships out of the way of high traffic areas. quote:Hi
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 14:04 |
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Ugh, I actually dreamed I played SC last night and it was good and I had to apologise to my two friends who play it.
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 14:11 |
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Ramadu posted:
I understand the question from a certain standpoint but there's been dozens of games that are 'live service' that still have an up-front price tag. It's not like they're some weirdo outlier.
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 14:55 |
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Star Citizen comes with built in protection from HOA presidents, A++, GOTY.
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 15:15 |
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MoMA would know if this was true... Todd Papy's account changes fuel speculation
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 15:39 |
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 16:24 |
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redwalrus posted:I miss you and your leaks, I’m assuming you got laid off and NDA’d, condolences. been dealing with a lot of health issues lately tho, but I'm doin okay. just don't have a lot of time for SC rumormill stuffs anymore. Also there's like zero, absolutely zero crosstalk anyway. Leak email was shut down but I really stoppped getting anything I'd consider even remotely real years ago. I dunno if it's because of who is at the company now or if they have very, very strict NDAs, but no one in the game dev sphere really talks about Star Citizen anymore. There's no juicy gossip or hilarious stories, no one really mentions SC to anyone I know. Seems like they've become extremely opaque about life inside the company.
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 16:36 |
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At this point, they filtered out anyone who might have cared about releasing a product People working there are probably too ashamed to talk about it outside their circles, like it's a mark of shame
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 17:02 |
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Hope you stay on the mend A! Probably better uses of life energy than watching Chris bob around in the toilet of his own making anyway. But for those of us still gazing into the vortex there was some Pipeline gossip recently, suggesting 6 month NDAs for current 'restructuring' in the US. Which might explain some recent silence. https://h115.substack.com/p/star-citizen-cig-leaves-most-of-america
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 17:07 |
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Worf posted:the bartender keeps getting fired for being drunk on shift and ends up workign at 10 different bars Never serving because he's out back, smoking in the airlock
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 20:43 |
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mike, his shift missed
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 20:51 |
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WAIT what?! I guess this is old news but I didn't know pisscat had a youtube channel, that smarmy cat is his actual avatar and not just people making fun of him, and he has big tit dancer mods in skyrim V. It's too good. Doesn't look there's much else interesting on there, I mainly wanted to hear him talk, but all his citcon vids have no sound.
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 23:41 |
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Only Kindness posted:He's sailing a bit close to the wind there. I also enjoy his view of the devs as some unfathomable gods walking this earth with us mundane plebs, with their far-sighted vision of the perfect game, explaining the current janky trainwreck as just a small stepping stone on the way to digital paradise. drat I'm even starting to sound like that lunatic.
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 04:24 |
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Ikonoklast posted:I also enjoy his view of the devs as some unfathomable gods walking this earth with us mundane plebs, with their far-sighted vision of the perfect game, explaining the current janky trainwreck as just a small stepping stone on the way to digital paradise. you need like 6 more paragraphs to get to his level
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