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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

for what its worth a good peen holds a lot better than a lock nut

:69snypa:

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Carthag Tuek posted:

i dont like that its leaking fluids onto their thumb, thats unseemly

It's part of the miracle of nature. In a few weeks, their thumb will split open, revealing a tiny perfect mango seedling

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

DandyLion posted:

for what its worth a good peen holds a lot better than a lock nut

:69snypa:

No peen lasts forever, sad to say

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
That man's name? Pepus Johnson.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's actually quite a lot bigger under the waterline

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
It will tear you a new one!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Since this gets crossposted to various threads,

Pentaro posted:

Sometimes pets trump snacks, that's just the way it is.
https://i.imgur.io/F8Lj6dZ.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


You should see it when it's not cold.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

monolithburger posted:

No peen lasts forever, sad to say



If I had a shot peener I don't think I'd advertise that information in a magazine

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Rust Martialis posted:

Are they .. salty?

God, this made me remember that stupid song made it to number one in the UK and almost as high in Australia.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


I guess they'll have to rename it the William of Orange.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019



looks like a fun guy

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

szary
Mar 12, 2014
https://i.imgur.com/BzTyKqq.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So Cambodia has become a more fun and lively place, good to know.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

https://i.imgur.com/bvf6OyN.mp4

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Saw this on TV last night and I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed lol

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Pfft. Only two at once? Pathetic.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


someone post that Sillicone Valley clip of the entire cast nerding out optimizing the number of handies per minute. I don't want that search term on my history.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzmehB3K4dQ

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/vdeBxJQ.mp4

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Probably shouldn't be looking at Facebook while at work...



It's even better as a thumbnail!

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Mmmmm cracker pussy

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 4 days!)

Milo and POTUS posted:

Mmmmm cracker pussy

"The MTG"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
So is this taylor swift's or shapiro's wife's?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Must be Shapiro's, because it doesn't look that wet.

do it on my face
Feb 6, 2005
°
putting the cooter in charcuterie

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

sharkcootchie board.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is that a microchode and two humongous balls?

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Karate Bastard posted:

Is that a microchode and two humongous balls?

turn your monitor on

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Don't sign my posts.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
That number sounds made up

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cat Hatter posted:

That number sounds made up

All numbers are made up.

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