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credburn posted:What! Someone here called me out on it. So it's a-okay to use the a-okay sign again? Don't let the terminally online or white power idiots ruin things for you
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 The French used to use it to say ‘T’es nul’ (you’re a zero/you suck) but I think it went out of style a bit. Speaking of, is the finger also going out of style?  Kids these days.
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I've been using 👌🏻 a fair amount lately, intending to mean something like chef's kiss. I'd forgotten about the white supremacist business.
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:volcanic rock is the smoothest there is It's like being rubbed across thousands of tiny sharks.
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Some personal schad here. So there's a lady at work whose car is identical to mine and multiple times I've mistakenly tried getting in her car but luckily it's always locked. One of these times it wasn't locked, so i get in and see a kid's carseat on the passenger side (I don't have a kid). It was very embarrassing, and you'd think I'd learn my lesson. Well recently I locked my keys in my car and had to call out a locksmith. He shows up and I take him to where I think my car is, he does his thing and gets it open, I thank him and go in to get my keys out and first thing I see is the goddamn carseat. The locksmith ended up being cool about it but was definitely freaking out at first. I told the lady and she got a kick out of it. Im still embarrassed over it, like only did I break into someone's car, I paid someone to do it. Luckily my car broke down yesterday and i cant afford to fix it, so I won't make that mistake again
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caspergers posted:Some personal schad here. Please get a decal of some kind and slap it on your driver window or door.
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Feb 9, 2024 14:00
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Get a carseat
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Brawnfire posted:Get a carseat Baby on board sticker
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pixaal posted:Baby on board sticker Marry that lady. She's got a working car, she's a real catch!
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Feb 9, 2024 14:14
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You know those vans with wizened wizards, fierce dragons, and/or bodacious barbarian babes painted on the side? Get a miniature version of that on your driver side door.
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FreudianSlippers posted:You know those vans with wizened wizards, fierce dragons, and/or bodacious barbarian babes painted on the side? im not going to cover up the painting of a beautiful van on the side of my car with fantasy poo poo
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pixaal posted:Please get a decal of some kind and slap it on your driver window or door. Buy two and give one to her  .
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Enjoy your Xpress Beach
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caspergers posted:Some personal schad here. lmao love that you dont have to prove you own the car in any way. did he take down your info or something so they could check later??
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How do you not remember where you parked your car? Is your brain full of lead residue?
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Mister Speaker posted:How do you not remember where you parked your car? Is your brain full of lead residue? i got into someone else's car about a week ago. it was the same exact make, model and color as mine. it was parked 2 spaces away from mine and i was coming in from the front so i wouldn't have been able to see the stickers on my back window. the only reason i realized that it wasn't mine is because my drink wasn't there and the stereo was different
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just key the poo poo out of the other car and your car will be the one not keyed to poo poo
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Seems to me that if I owned something worth several thousand dollars that I continue to pay for on a weekly and annual basis, an object that I also require to get me to work every day, that I'd remember exactly where I left it at all times.
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Y'know. When I bought my car, I picked it out because it was a shade of blue that I don't tend to see anywhere else on the road, which I thought made it look neat and felt kinda special. Then I started seeing "my car" everywhere-- same model and color. Turns out it wasn't as uncommon as I thought, I just never paid it much mind. I still never forget where I park though 
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Mister Speaker posted:How do you not remember where you parked your car? Is your brain full of lead residue? Mister Speaker posted:Seems to me that if I owned something worth several thousand dollars that I continue to pay for on a weekly and annual basis, an object that I also require to get me to work every day, that I'd remember exactly where I left it at all times. mad?
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to prevent forgetting your car, car theft, and so on, have you considered living in your car in your employer's parking lot?
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Just LOL if you've never forgotten where you parked your car, became convinced it was stolen, called the cops, remembered that the car was parked on the other side of the mall parking lot and had to sheepishly call the cops off, lmao ...I'm the only one who did that? Oh, ok then
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So many white Outbacks where I live, usually 5-6 in most of the larger parking lots. I’ve had a few times people coming up to me saying they weren’t trying to seal my car. Rest are other shades of Subarus or “unique” bro Jeeps
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a sexual elk posted:So many white Outbacks where I live, usually 5-6 in most of the larger parking lots. I’ve had a few times people coming up to me saying they weren’t trying to seal my car. Rest are other shades of Subarus or “unique” bro Jeeps PNW or DMV?
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Knormal posted:Is that planter made of out styrofoam or something? The car pushes it out of the way like it's nothing, I would have expected a big box of cement filled with dirt to slow it down. Someone here managed to speed out of a parking garage across four lanes into the opposing hotel. Along the way they destroyed a much larger planter than what you see there and a person walking down the sidewalk. Planters are only going to be like a few hundred pounds max and definitely will not save you.
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My first car was a crappy white Saturn. Cue teen me leaving work, noticing that the key was a little sticky when I unlocked my car, only to get in and realize it wasn't my car at all. It was a long time ago, but I'm pretty sure I didn't notice until I tried to start it, and there wasn't a clutch pedal.
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Mister Speaker posted:Seems to me that if I owned something worth several thousand dollars that I continue to pay for on a weekly and annual basis, an object that I also require to get me to work every day, that I'd remember exactly where I left it at all times. poo poo happens, dude. No need to be a dick.
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I remember reading a story of a woman who drove out of a parking lot with someone else's car because they were the same color and had the same key. There's only like 6 keys for each car model so it's a dice roll if yours works in someone else's ignition.
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:poo poo happens, dude. No need to be a dick. Yeah we are here to laugh at schad, not judge it (and I also often forget were I parked the car. I even had nightmares about it many times)
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One time I was sitting in the van while my mom was shopping, and some rando kid just walked up and got in, and started reading a magazine. Shy me finally got up the nerve to say something, and he realized it wasn't his vehicle and left. And then, five minutes later, his brother did the exact same thing 
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Mister Speaker posted:Seems to me that if I owned something worth several thousand dollars that I continue to pay for on a weekly and annual basis, an object that I also require to get me to work every day, that I'd remember exactly where I left it at all times. You'd think so, but at least I've managed to drive to work and leave by foot (I live within walking distance and usually walk), bypassing my car on the way out of the gate. It was the only car there, too. Now, my brother, according to his wife, once managed to come home without his shoes.
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Having just bought a car recently, it surprises me how much of it isn't getting exactly what you want vs. accepting what they have. Want a blue McWhatever with this engine and trim? We don't have that. only one of that type gets shipped to this state maybe once a year. We have a black McWhatever, with none of the features you want. Makes sense how every car is black and white nowadays.
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Rasmus posted:Having just bought a car recently, it surprises me how much of it isn't getting exactly what you want vs. accepting what they have. Absolute worst colors for cars, black, can't see it as well at night more likely to get hit. White can't see it in a snow storm more likely to get destroyed by a plow.
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Carthag Tuek posted:lmao love that you dont have to prove you own the car in any way. did he take down your info or something so they could check later?? I once dropped my car keys in a lake and didn't have a spare, so I had to get it towed to locksmith. The tow truck driver just asked if it's OK to send bill to the address registered with the vehicle, and locksmith didn't ask anything either. This experience gave me incredible feeling of security and I have been sleeping in my car ever since to make sure no one takes it and sends me the towing bill.
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Rasmus posted:Having just bought a car recently, it surprises me how much of it isn't getting exactly what you want vs. accepting what they have. You can just grab some spray paint for  and get creative!
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Valiantman posted:You'd think so, but at least I've managed to drive to work and leave by foot (I live within walking distance and usually walk), bypassing my car on the way out of the gate. It was the only car there, too. I've heard several stories where parents drove their family home only to realise they left one of their children behind
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Hyperlynx posted:I've been using 👌🏻 a fair amount lately, intending to mean something like chef's kiss. I'd forgotten about the white supremacist business. In Germany that sign means "you are an rear end in a top hat".
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Rasmus posted:Makes sense how every car is black and white nowadays. 
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