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I didn't understand a word, but I think I got the gist
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Feb 9, 2024 20:02
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attention tree falling, ooh poo poo
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Garrand posted:I didn't understand a word, but I think I got the gist Not even scheiße?
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freeedr posted:Not even scheiße? C'mon, they just said they didn't get poo poo
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Hans my dude you had the whole forest to fell that tree in why did you have to smash a car lol
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Feb 9, 2024 20:22
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cant bark there
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I've heard several stories where parents drove their family home only to realise they left one of their children behind Friend of mine was working 12s, 6 on one off, and they had an 18 month old baby. His wife went to work like an hour before he did, so he had to take the baby to daycare. Thankfully they lived 2 houses down, because I went to leave and the carseat was sitting in his driveway, baby sound asleep. Kid had kept him up every night that week, and he just flat out went through the motions. About 15m later he showed up absolutely panicked, because he walked inside the daycare before realizing no kid.
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Modal Auxiliary posted:PNW or DMV? Big Bear, mountain town 2.5 hours from LA
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I've heard several stories where parents drove their family home only to realise they left one of their children behind A friend of the family, who had like 6 kids left one of their children alone at home while they flew to Europe for Christmas. It was a whole thing apparently.
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koshmar posted:A friend of the family, who had like 6 kids left one of their children alone at home while they flew to Europe for Christmas. It was a whole thing apparently. I remember hearing about this, did they ever figure out if it really was burglars who did all that damage?
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Feb 9, 2024 20:54
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They left a kid on a different continent and burglars broke in?? That’s fuckin dark and terrifying man
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A lesser known part of the story is that the kid learned a lot about booby traps form his vietnam-vet uncle.
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It turned out okay, a regionally famous Polka band helped his mother get home Christmas morning, a happy ending.
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credburn posted:cant bark there canyoneer posted:_________________________v
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Feb 9, 2024 21:26
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Cute dog, but given that's a CRT monitor they're long gone.
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https://twitter.com/chiweethedog/status/1755647661620031804 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aozqSrIBpEs
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Feb 9, 2024 22:36
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I thought all these videos of people in Cybertrucks with the headgear on was a joke, but apparently they're real???
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Mister Speaker posted:Seems to me that if I owned something worth several thousand dollars that I continue to pay for on a weekly and annual basis, an object that I also require to get me to work every day, that I'd remember exactly where I left it at all times. You would be surprised. Captain Hygiene posted:One time I was sitting in the van while my mom was shopping, and some rando kid just walked up and got in, and started reading a magazine. Shy me finally got up the nerve to say something, and he realized it wasn't his vehicle and left. And then, five minutes later, his brother did the exact same thing Big bro pranked little bro.
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Sorry for coming across as judgy towards people who forget about their cars. I just think it's bizarre, but to be fair the only vehicles I've ever owned were Motorcycles, one of which was stolen and another damaged in an attempted theft I thwarted. I was very protective of the second one because of the first theft. 
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I considered getting a car the exact shade of yellow baby poop for this precise reason. The salesman said it was "golden mocha" but from his expression I understood we both knew precisely what he was trying to sell me
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Feb 9, 2024 23:35
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It looked more like a full diaper than the cyber truck. An inside out full diaper.
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Feb 9, 2024 23:37
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A diaper so full it's full on the outside. You know the kind
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Feb 9, 2024 23:37
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The kind that makes you go Jesus! and call for backup
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This should be in an art museum
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Well, now we know why his helper had handwraps.
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Na na na na na na na na Faaaatmaaaan.
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Captain Hygiene posted:One time I was sitting in the van while my mom was shopping, and some rando kid just walked up and got in, and started reading a magazine. Shy me finally got up the nerve to say something, and he realized it wasn't his vehicle and left. And then, five minutes later, his brother did the exact same thing *writes "easy to kidnap" in a notepad*
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Looking at that Swiss seat made my legs go numb
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Those memes are an Apple psyop. They want to devalue its own value as a meme. Insidious
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credburn posted:cant bark there That's a good way to gently caress up your bark
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Borscht posted:Those memes are an Apple psyop. They want to devalue its own value as a meme. Insidious Love to associate my brand with the apartheid Twitter car and reckless behavior
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The foreshadowing of the dude in the wheelchair is perfect. Chekhov's Wheelchair
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If I ever manage to get a vehicle that fuckin thing will be bright day-glo yellow. Every goddamn car around here is white, silver, gray, black, and every shade in between. I will inject some color into these motherfuckers lives whether they want it or not.
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Bottom Liner posted:new Hitman is really good I knew 47 was good at disguises but really this one is next-level.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:If I ever manage to get a vehicle that fuckin thing will be bright day-glo yellow. Every goddamn car around here is white, silver, gray, black, and every shade in between. I will inject some color into these motherfuckers lives whether they want it or not. You want to google neon yellow vinyl wrap, having it professionally done costs $2-3k
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