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It's a Hercules Q Rockefeller tier name
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Feb 10, 2024 15:37
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Lmao Americans for no prosperity did you see what he did there, still the champ sir
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Feb 10, 2024 15:38
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BrigadierSensible posted:I don't know Mr. Watters well enough to even speculate on his sexuality. Nor is it my place, as a man who has never, nor will ever have sex with him, to do so. You can’t say for sure they you’ll never have sex with him
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Feb 10, 2024 15:41
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Escape From Noise posted:But how were the "ratings"? Every time Taylor Swift visits a U.S. city, countless people are dejected and disappointed because they can't get tickets
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Feb 10, 2024 15:45
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I think Ron Mexico is still number one fake name. Maybe Gunther Mauritius might be close.
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Feb 10, 2024 15:46
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bird with big dick posted:You can’t say for sure they you’ll never have sex with him If your airless tires fill you with fear, Call an Uber, For Watters is near.
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Feb 10, 2024 15:47
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I think Ron Mexico is still number one fake name. Maybe Gunther Mauritius might be close. Johnny Houston is the best real name I've encountered.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:04
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big mean giraffe posted:Johnny Houston is the best real name I've encountered. In my career I’ve had associations with a man whose parents named him Johnny Outlaw
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Feb 10, 2024 16:09
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There was a Crystal Ball at my university.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:11
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Jackie Daytona
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Feb 10, 2024 16:15
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Jackie Daytona From New York Citaaaay?
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Feb 10, 2024 16:19
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A neighbor I had as a kid had the kickass name Harlan Steele, but in literally every social interaction went by "Slim". Seemed like a waste to me, honestly. Though I guess "Slim Steele" is also pretty good, if a bit too porn star-y
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Feb 10, 2024 16:25
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I knew a guy called Logan Knight and he was kind of a nerd, but last I saw him had become quite buff.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:32
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A dude I knew a while back was named Clinton R. Nixon (middle name is what you think it is). Bit of a strange dude, loved Ruby on Rails and tabletop rpgs. Changed his name a ways back for reasons I’ve never understood other than it being a final sever from his parents. New name isn’t near as cool as the old one.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:37
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Had college classes with a Random Chance
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Feb 10, 2024 16:40
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ok genie I know what my third wish is. Last play of the super bowl, I wish that whichever team the chuds hate calls a timeout and they sub in Taylor Swift! They snap the ball to her but everyone's covered, so instead of passing it she gracefully, effortlessly dodges all the linebackers and runs it into the endzone and wins the game!!!!
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Feb 10, 2024 16:42
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Grew up with a dude name Steve Stevenson, and had an engineer I dealt with name Thomas Thomas. Like, why do parents do this stuff?
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Feb 10, 2024 16:45
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WHY BONER NOW posted:ok genie I know what my third wish is. Last play of the super bowl, I wish that whichever team the chuds hate calls a timeout and they sub in Taylor Swift! They snap the ball to her but everyone's covered, so instead of passing it she gracefully, effortlessly dodges all the linebackers and runs it into the endzone and wins the game!!!! They can’t do that she would have to be officially on the roster in advance.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:46
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I think Ron Mexico is still number one fake name. Maybe Gunther Mauritius might be close. Carlos Danger 
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Feb 10, 2024 16:46
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Edit: Beaten like Anthony's weiner.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:48
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Escape From Noise posted:Oh man. Eating Trump flesh would probably give you a really dirty high. If nothing else, he's gotta be really high in Vitamin C.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:49
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Knew a Nicholas Nicholson in middle school, and an Anita Nickel in high school. Nick came off as a cool dude, but Anita probably needed lots of therapy.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:50
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TenTonHammer posted:Grew up with a dude name Steve Stevenson, and had an engineer I dealt with name Thomas Thomas. Like, why do parents do this stuff? Boredom.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:51
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Jackie Daytona is a bomb rear end name.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:51
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bird with big dick posted:They can’t do that she would have to be officially on the roster in advance. Not in Joe biden's America
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Feb 10, 2024 16:51
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bird with big dick posted:They can’t do that she would have to be officially on the roster in advance. The genie would work that out with their magic.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:52
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All I got was in high school there was a TA kinda guy named Christian Blood. He was alright as far as I remember.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:53
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Escape From Noise posted:All I got was in high school there was a TA kinda guy named Christian Blood. He was alright as far as I remember. I assume he went on to fight vampires after graduation.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:55
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TenTonHammer posted:Grew up with a dude name Steve Stevenson, and had an engineer I dealt with name Thomas Thomas. Like, why do parents do this stuff? People with names like that always turn out to be republicans. See: Tommy Thompson, Erick Erickson, Chris Christie Also, I went to high school with a dude named Harley Davidson. That’s pretty cool
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Feb 10, 2024 16:56
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at a tech company I worked with an engineer named Rusty Deathrage. no way he wasn't secretly a guitarist in some Metalocalypse band.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:56
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Ummmm I was sleeping with MSNBC on - did I mishear or did mashed potato brains say he wanted to change the name of Pennsylvania?
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Feb 10, 2024 16:57
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nunsexmonkrock posted:Ummmm I was sleeping with MSNBC on - did I mishear or did mashed potato brains say he wanted to change the name of Pennsylvania?  he's trying to stop THE WOKE ANIFA RADICAL LEFT from changing its name to Vagisylvania.
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Feb 10, 2024 16:59
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big mean giraffe posted:Johnny Houston is the best real name I've encountered. Preston Fanscher, just exudes blue blood money, say it with a lock jaw. Decent guy...
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Feb 10, 2024 17:01
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PuttyKnife posted:A dude I knew a while back was named Clinton R. Nixon (middle name is what you think it is). I know a last name Nixon, he's in a Facebook group for Nixons across the globe to connect with each other and malign their most prolific relative
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Feb 10, 2024 17:02
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twit666 posted:Preston Fanscher, just exudes blue blood money, say it with a lock jaw. Decent guy... I met an investment banker named Alfred J Shuman, the absolute perfect name for an investment banker
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Feb 10, 2024 17:04
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Escape From Noise posted:
Honestly I would probably like that better haha!
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Feb 10, 2024 17:06
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Escape From Noise posted:
Floridick can't be too far behind
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Feb 10, 2024 17:07
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bird with big dick posted:They can’t do that she would have to be officially on the roster in advance. There's nothing in the rule book that says a pop star can't play football!
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Feb 10, 2024 17:07
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MrQwerty posted:I know a last name Nixon, he's in a Facebook group for Nixons across the globe to connect with each other and malign their most prolific relative How dare they malign Mojo, his body isn’t even cold yet
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Feb 10, 2024 17:08
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I had a classmate with the name Kalle Svensson which is the Swedish equivalent of an American named John Smith. That’s my name story.
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