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Blurred posted:In case there is anyone else confused by the "Pierre Delecto" reference, apparently it's the name of a Twitter account that Mitt Romney was secretly using: Which D&D poster is Mitt?
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I used to work with a guy named Pythagoras Watson at a supercomputer centre. Great guy, actually, but that is some high-test naming.
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Feb 10, 2024 17:14
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Feb 10, 2024 17:17
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They should just publish a front page headline that reads, "WOULD YOU ASSHOLES PLEASE JUST ELECT TRUMP, WE HAVE SUBSCRIPTIONS TO SELL"
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Feb 10, 2024 17:21
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TenTonHammer posted:Grew up with a dude name Steve Stevenson, and had an engineer I dealt with name Thomas Thomas. Like, why do parents do this stuff?
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Feb 10, 2024 17:39
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I know a guy named Murphy T. Murphy. The T stands for T. Just T.
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Feb 10, 2024 17:42
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CannonFodder posted:There was a guy at my high school with the name Matthew Matthews. I wonder the same thing. People are dumb as heck
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Feb 10, 2024 17:43
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BRB, naming my kids while high.
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Feb 10, 2024 17:44
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At a strip club I worked at there was dancer whose real name was Christmas Ham Anyone wanna guess her stage name? Honey. Honey Ham 
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Feb 10, 2024 17:45
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Wasn't there someone from the Army named Reality Winner who smuggled out a bunch of classified files?
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Feb 10, 2024 17:45
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As a poster in the Lego thread, it's my duty to inform you there's a prolific builder named Adrian Drake, which might be the most two-fisted 1940s radio detective name ever given.
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Feb 10, 2024 17:48
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I knew an exchange student whose full name was Magnus
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Feb 10, 2024 17:49
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All these weird chud names sound like Roger's personas on American Dad! or Bender's fake aliases on Futurama.
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Feb 10, 2024 17:53
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I just got new orders from Soros to "CANCEL WILLIAM PENN AT ALL COSTS"
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Feb 10, 2024 17:56
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I had a friend whose mom was named Stormy Person.
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Feb 10, 2024 18:00
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You Are A Werewolf posted:All these weird chud names sound like Roger's personas on American Dad! or Bender's fake aliases on Futurama. People of all political stripes have bad name ideas
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Feb 10, 2024 18:03
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I knew some hippy musicians that named their child Amanda Lynn
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Feb 10, 2024 18:06
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That's just a pun
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Feb 10, 2024 18:07
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Outpost22 posted:Wasn't there someone from the Army named Reality Winner who smuggled out a bunch of classified files? She sent classified proof that Russia sought to boost Trump in 2016 to a newspaper and got 5 years for it. She’s out now, and nobody cares that Russia launches literal psy ops campaigns against Americans in Trump’s favor. 
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Feb 10, 2024 18:07
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:She sent classified proof that Russia sought to boost Trump in 2016 to a newspaper and got 5 years for it. She’s out now, and nobody cares that Russia launches literal psy ops campaigns against Americans in Trump’s favor. We care but it don't matter
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Feb 10, 2024 18:12
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Outpost22 posted:Wasn't there someone from the Army named Reality Winner who smuggled out a bunch of classified files?
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Feb 10, 2024 18:14
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Dino-dollars.
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Feb 10, 2024 18:15
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kazil posted:Dino-dollars. Dino dollars to Dino donuts
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Feb 10, 2024 18:19
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Winkle-Daddy posted:at a tech company I worked with an engineer named Rusty Deathrage. no way he wasn't secretly a guitarist in some Metalocalypse band. I worked with a Lucius Deatherage, whom I always wondered if he was secretly a vampire lord
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Feb 10, 2024 18:20
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isaboo posted:At a strip club I worked at there was dancer whose real name was Christmas Ham Does she pole dance in the Lady Gaga meat dress?
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Feb 10, 2024 18:21
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BigglesSWE posted:I had a classmate with the name Kalle Svensson which is the Swedish equivalent of an American named John Smith. That’s my name story. I wish I had a colleague named Jack American.
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Feb 10, 2024 18:31
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loving insane
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Feb 10, 2024 18:31
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All these names are cool but the best name, the likes of which has never been seen before, is that of your favorite president, Donald John Trump, and you all know it.
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Feb 10, 2024 18:38
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:loving insane Dumb gonna dumb
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Feb 10, 2024 18:38
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loving traitors lol
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Feb 10, 2024 18:39
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I just broke into your house and stole all of your stuff. I am now willing to accept a peace agreement yet here you are still angrily banging on my door, yelling about your stuff, and threatening to hurt me. Why do you have to be so violent? Why can't we just get along?
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Feb 10, 2024 18:39
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I see lots of hilarious real names at work and the best one is Superbowl McDonalds.
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Feb 10, 2024 18:42
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Just stop sending weapons and it will be over in a week *wink wink* Clearly a man with the purest of intentions.
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Feb 10, 2024 18:42
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Senor Big Snacks posted:I know a guy named Murphy T. Murphy. The T stands for T. Just T. 
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Feb 10, 2024 18:48
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Republicans transparently the party of Putin. 
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Feb 10, 2024 18:48
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:loving insane Putin wants peace! All we need to do is roll up our sleeves, dig our heels in, and really lick boot!
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Feb 10, 2024 18:49
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HJE-Cobra posted:I worked with a Lucius Deatherage, whom I always wondered if he was secretly a vampire lord I knew an Elizabeth Deathrage. She was like 5’1” and super happy all the time.
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Feb 10, 2024 18:50
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:loving insane LOL peace through just letting Russia conquer a sovereign nation - loving psycho Russian agents.
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Feb 10, 2024 18:50
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Invader open to a peace deal as long as he gets everything he invaded.
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Feb 10, 2024 18:51
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Football is good and Tuberville is a vile rear end in a top hat
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