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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Are these good or bad odds? Is AI Hunter going to the slammer???

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
This country has a massive percentage of the population who worships a man as a god who has a less expansive vocabulary than I had in 1st grade and I'm supposed to wake up and feel hope about humanity?

It's... we... look... people, LOOK. I'm not taking crazy pills. Why is this so difficult for some to see? I've seen plenty of instances of someone shoving garbage down into a garbage disposal. 1+1=2.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

America just wants a strong man. A strong smelling man.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Nessus posted:

I mean I heard it has a lot of socialist support

Yeah but that is pretty small compared to western imperialist support that are just chomping at the bit to be greeted as liberators

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

He wasn't actually talking about Syria he was having a dementia moment

DiomedesGodshill
Feb 21, 2009

kazil posted:



post itt every time you lol that the usa should be "stupid" no longer!

Is this real? Just a moment.

Jesus Christ it's real.

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


CannonFodder posted:

There was a guy at my high school with the name Matthew Matthews. I wonder the same thing.

When I was a kid I was friends with someone named John Johnston. Also knew a Max Power in highschool.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

kazil posted:

He wasn't actually talking about Syria he was having a dementia moment

Impossible! He has great genes! His uncle was a professor at MIT, therefore...

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
What else would he be talking about? Syria is still seen as a minor league boogeyman and he called them socialist because why not

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Thank you for endorsing our "real" (wink wink. Nudge nudge) "president" iykwim.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I think he was slurring his way around the word serious but who the hell knows

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)

Escape From Noise posted:

Truly, a master orator.


Make America Good (brains) Again!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Catastrophe posted:

This country has a massive percentage of the population who worships a man as a god who has a less expansive vocabulary than I had in 1st grade and I'm supposed to wake up and feel hope about humanity?

It's... we... look... people, LOOK. I'm not taking crazy pills. Why is this so difficult for some to see? I've seen plenty of instances of someone shoving garbage down into a garbage disposal. 1+1=2.
most of the country recognizes that we're getting screwed by the government, there's just a large percentage that are angry it's not a white face they see when they look back

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

Durf posted:

Trumps first act will be to tear down those blasted windmills



as an aside I recently drove through a foggy valley full of massive windmills dissapearing into the clouds and it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. some Shadow of the Colossus poo poo

It's hard to judge their scale cause you usually see the big ones in farm fields way off the highway, but when you get closer they are absolutely ginormous. There are a bunch up by Edwards AFB on the way to Sacramento and iirc each blade is something like 200-250 feet long

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1756105966343573631?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

From yesterday but man it’s so tiring that lying this brazenly means nothing anymore.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Catastrophe posted:

I somehow feel the need to hourly post that Donald Trump is a real, actual person and not a post from The Onion.

Herman T Zwiebel is somehow a more sympathetic character than trump

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

BigglesSWE posted:

lying this bronzely

:hmmyes:

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


You Are A Werewolf posted:

All these weird chud names sound like Roger's personas on American Dad! or Bender's fake aliases on Futurama.

I maintain that Brisco Caine is a name Roger would come up with.

Here, look at this and hear "Brisco Caine! Brissssco Caaaaaine!" in Roger's voice.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

It’s going to be a holiday when there is breaking news that Trump died

TheKub
May 11, 2006


Up next: Ouch, My Balls!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I just remembered that George Foreman named all five of his male children “George” and one of the girls “Georgetta” for good measure.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1756105966343573631?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

From yesterday but man it’s so tiring that lying this brazenly means nothing anymore.

While it's bizarre that I have an accepting, placid reaction to his bullshit, it sincerely is getting tiresome even to see him talking. My little internalized nag of, "he's gonna own himself so bad" is even yawning and looking at the clock.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


TheKub posted:

Up next: Ouch, My Balls!



I'm surprised this one took this long

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1756105966343573631?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

From yesterday but man it’s so tiring that lying this brazenly means nothing anymore.

Brazen is right, he fuckin looks like C3P0

Rescue Toaster
Mar 13, 2003
I used to want to give CNN and other lovely news sources crap for always referring to the lies as "misleading" or "false statements" instead of "brazen lies". But when your brain is this far loving gone down the pit of dementia, does it count as lying anymore if you have no idea what's real or what words are coming out of your mouth?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Bronze? That's the loser colour! He's sprayed himself solid gold up there.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Bronze? That's the loser colour! He's sprayed himself solid gold up there.

Now that you mention it he does seem sort of dense.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Rescue Toaster posted:

I used to want to give CNN and other lovely news sources crap for always referring to the lies as "misleading" or "false statements" instead of "brazen lies". But when your brain is this far loving gone down the pit of dementia, does it count as lying anymore if you have no idea what's real or what words are coming out of your mouth?

Hmm, that's a good question, lemme check my magic 8 ball and...

It says "yes, it's still loving lying".

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Brazen is right, he fuckin looks like C3P0



Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 5 days!)

Avirosb posted:

Now that you mention it he does seem sort of dense.

Might be osmium.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Another BEAUTIFUL DAY in Trump's America. Anybody else agree?

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

The old anxiety spiral is hitting me real hard today. I could really use some bad news for the Republicans to cheer me up. Have any to hand?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:



But I was told (wrongly) there were no guns and it was peaceful.

PuttyKnife
Jan 2, 2006

Despair brings the puttyknife down.

Captain Fargle posted:

The old anxiety spiral is hitting me real hard today. I could really use some bad news for the Republicans to cheer me up. Have any to hand?

I’m in this boat as well and what I’m holding on to is that there is a possibility that the Engoron judgement comes out on Valentines Day.

With Monday as a federal holiday and Sunday for Superb Owls, that’s about all we got outside of Truths, Retruths, and photoshops.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Captain Fargle posted:

The old anxiety spiral is hitting me real hard today. I could really use some bad news for the Republicans to cheer me up. Have any to hand?

Yeah they're running Donald Trump as their presidential candidate this year.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


PuttyKnife posted:

With Monday as a federal holiday and Sunday for Superb Owls, that’s about all we got outside of Truths, Retruths, and photoshops.

What if it's too cold outside, I don't watch football, and have no friends? Then how do I keep from spiraling?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i dont think trump knows what a dog is

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Buce posted:

i dont think trump knows what a dog is

He knows what a hotdog is.

Grey Cat posted:



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