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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

He can still do "sounds of silence" though?

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Why does that photo of Ukraine's top general look so much like an Unreal Tournament texture?

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Knormal posted:

Why does that photo of Ukraine's top general look so much like an Unreal Tournament texture?

Wide face, unusually symmetrical

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


Well, nice work, rear end in a top hat.

Zelensky sacks Ukraine's commander-in-chief Valerii Zaluzhnyi

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

He can still do "sounds of silence" though?

Disturbed's original is a lot better than the stupid Simon and Garfunkel cover.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Alaois posted:

Adrian Chiles is England's foremost journalist

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Yes, we already said this man seems unusually respectful and intelligent by the standards of British journalism

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Where are these published? The Daily Pisser?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



He's not ranting about Polish immigrants or Meghan Markle, so presumably it must be Britain's absolute most venerable and high-brow newspaper

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Extreme Guardian energy coming from those columns.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





That just how he is

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:




Art.

Y'all will never be a Poster of this magnitude.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

He's not ranting about Polish immigrants or Meghan Markle, so presumably it must be Britain's absolute most venerable and high-brow newspaper

Ah, Beano.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011
It's just that the editor is his girlfriend so he gets a column to write whatever the hell he wants, right?

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...
I wish I got payed for writing live-journal updates in the year of our lord 2024.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Yngwie Mangosteen posted:

They aren't very much smaller, they're like 70-90% the size of the Malaysian elephant populations. I want a lap elephant.

You know what I want? A lap bee. A bumblebee the size of a housecat that I can pet. Way better than a lap elephant.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

GrossMurpel posted:

It's just that the editor is his girlfriend so he gets a column to write whatever the hell he wants, right?

And what he wants to write makes him our best opinion columnist. The system works!

A Good Time
Dec 20, 2015


I dont know posted:

I wish I got payed for writing live-journal updates in the year of our lord 2024.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



ToxicFrog posted:

You know what I want? A lap bee. A bumblebee the size of a housecat that I can pet. Way better than a lap elephant.

omg imagine it buzzing its wings like purring

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

If a bumblebee makes the sound that it does at its current size I don't think it would be pleasant if it were as big as a cat.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Bumblebee also carry around big huge mites, I do not think you want to see them scaled up

:barf:

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴



Pookah posted:

That just how he is




Every single one of this rear end in a top hat's headlines are just Dril tweets

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Maybe he is dril

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Holy poo poo, I thought we were getting into edited headline template territory here

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/apr/21/urinal-in-my-flat-changed-my-life-so-why-are-people-appalled



:stare:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


FEED ME ADRIAN

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Dril isn't sincere; this bloke is.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

ToxicFrog posted:

You know what I want? A lap bee. A bumblebee the size of a housecat that I can pet. Way better than a lap elephant.

yeah! there was a weird old commercial with tiny giraffes and I want one of those too.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Antigravitas posted:

Dril isn't sincere; this bloke is.

Nah, they're both trolls. Dril uses his trolling to call out chuds though so is doing better work.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Yngwie Mangosteen posted:

yeah! there was a weird old commercial with tiny giraffes and I want one of those too.

Similar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvPwJQXzHm0

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

ToxicFrog posted:

You know what I want? A lap bee. A bumblebee the size of a housecat that I can pet. Way better than a lap elephant.

https://twitter.com/life_with_moth/status/1754478035527667981

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
I might be down with moth,but do their wings shed scales like butterflies do because if so I'm against it.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I am against giant moths.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm on the fence. I would like to hear from the pro-Carboniferous era giant moth side before I make up my mind.

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009
Would like to hang out with Mothra, seems chill and her song slaps.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Moths are adorable fuzzy creatures, but considering most of them have a large wingspan to body size ratio a cat sized one would be hard to keep indoors.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Mothman is only trying to help. not his fault you take it the wrong way.

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

doverhog posted:

I am against giant moths.

I second this.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Think of the silk!

e: oh I don't think you can just take moth silk right

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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thxdP2BDI4g

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