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Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Fluffdaddy posted:

sorry i find remember how that guy died tragically unfunny

Laugh not at the man who died, but instead laugh at the man who tried joose and said it was like an ocarina from zelda that teleports you directly to the hospital.

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Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
trip report: delicious in dungeon is indeed good

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
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Dares Box Trump

insane anime posted:

Anyone else want to share a funny story of someone who was in an irreparable downfall that killed themselves because they were completely devoid of hope?

lowtax lmfao

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
lowtax is still alive

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Fajita Queen posted:

Laugh not at the man who died, but instead laugh at the man who tried joose and said it was like an ocarina from zelda that teleports you directly to the hospital.
That's datura and it was on erowid not SA

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Finished Rogue Trader. It started out as a solid 8/10 but ended as barely a 7/10. The final fight was really underwhelming, and the 'Where Are They Now?' epilogue was either really bugged or just so badly written that half of it was in direct contradiction with the other half, so I don't even know if half of my actions had any impact, lol. Still, was worth the :10bux:, I guess, thanks Epic.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

I started playing Cyberpunk 2077

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Wormskull posted:

This guy posted pics of his rear end in a top hat with worms coming out, slithering around, kissing each other and whatever, and a lot of dirt and soil was caked around his rear end hole and crack, it was pretty nasty but Imp Zone owned him by buying a picture of a Stephen Universe character as an avatar lmfao. Classic poo poo.

Elden ring dlc sounds good

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Smirking_Serpent posted:

I started playing Cyberpunk 2077

I thot it was good

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
the loathsssssooooome worms butthole guy

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Chants of senaar is really good. You play a little freak who just turned up with zero information about how his world works. Like Harry dubois in disco elysium not knowing wtf is the pale. Except you don't know language whatsoever and how the world religion works so you travel to different cities trying to decipher all their words while immersing yourself in their culture including at one point assimilating by putting on their clothes and acting like them, little a cultural appropriation as a treat. One time I translated a word as "misguided" and then the game tells me actually it's "idiot" which lol

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

lowtax is still alive

Lowtax lives on in all of us

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be
Gideon ofnir would love the sagas thread... lot of Lore

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Southern Cassowary posted:

what's the story of worms butthole guy
Was once originally Methodis, who was so angry about Harmonix closing the Frequency forum he was a moderator on that he was ultimately banned from ever posting about Rock Band, Harmonix etc. entirely across the entire forum. The first forumban? (He also apparently only started posting here after getting the entire subject of Rock Band banned from NeoGAF...)

Went on to be such a historically bad poster across multiple usernames (Empress Brosephine, Fixins... were there any others?) that Imp Zone rebranded him in honor of Wormskull's plumbers-crack.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Smirking_Serpent posted:

I started playing Cyberpunk 2077

It's not terrible but man it's flawed as hell

E: like a dragon gaiden is awesome af tho. even if it likes to crash way too goddamn often

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Fajita Queen posted:

Arm Reduction

lol

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

The Kins posted:

Was once originally Methodis, who was so angry about Harmonix closing the Frequency forum he was a moderator on that he was ultimately banned from ever posting about Rock Band, Harmonix etc. entirely across the entire forum. The first forumban? (He also apparently only started posting here after getting the entire subject of Rock Band banned from NeoGAF...)

Went on to be such a historically bad poster across multiple usernames (Empress Brosephine, Fixins... were there any others?) that Imp Zone rebranded him in honor of Wormskull's plumbers-crack.

this makes more sense but tbh i didn't really question that someone here would post a photo of their parasite-infected anus

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Fajita Queen posted:

Arm Reduction

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Southern Cassowary posted:

this makes more sense but tbh i didn't really question that someone here would post a photo of their parasite-infected anus

It was my hairy rear end and I bought it for him when I got sick of his completely braindead "I'm just trying to fit in with the culture - Fuckin BattleToads is god drat motherfucking bullshit! I fart in the cartridges instead of blowing with my mouth because of moisture" bullshit.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

The worst gimmick to lean into is the guy who "understands what's so funny around here" but doesn't get no respect at all even though his posts look exactly the same, to him, due to poor people skills and lack of any amount of insight. Don't do that in my forum or you will be in big trouble.

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

Wormskull posted:

The worst gimmick to lean into is the guy who "understands what's so funny around here" but doesn't get no respect at all even though his posts look exactly the same, to him, due to poor people skills and lack of any amount of insight. Don't do that in my forum or you will be in big trouble.

i like the rare kind of guy who drops his resume on your posting desk after you lightly flame him. goes sometihng like this

annoying rear end guy: welp, guess im doing a thing now...because, reasons..?

me: you should do a swan dive on to a concrete pad lol. because i told you to

him: Ok..guess you haven't seen the goldmine'd thread on People who wear diapers to Tool concerts. <-- Linkery there.

☻ 1999-2001 had some lulzy flash videos about bill cosby and the smurfs.
☻ this gap in my resume is because my moms trailer court didnt have internet in ohio.
☻ 2003--2004 I hxc troll'd and griefed Varrock miners by pretending to be a random event NPC.
☻ 04-07 Was apart of g00n fleet. Nuff said.
☻08-2023 i was in a mostly non-sexual relationship with a girlfriend i hated for a good chunk of 15 years. i gained a lot of weight and got an addiction to punishment pornography. thats basically why i stopped posting
☻2024 --- Here posting with you, brother, in the ADGQ thread and following you around in all the gay rear end megathreads the same 15 people post in :cheers: hoping to be lucky 16 :D

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

Wormskull posted:

The worst gimmick to lean into is the guy who "understands what's so funny around here" but doesn't get no respect at all even though his posts look exactly the same, to him, due to poor people skills and lack of any amount of insight. Don't do that in my forum or you will be in big trouble.

yeah i think this is common in nerdy spaces - tolerating people who don't have good enough people skills to understand why they don't fit in. something about sa's culture seems like it either amplifies that and turns people crazy, or just attracts people who are crazy in the first place

being funny is one of those skills a lot of people think they have when they absolutely do not

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
One underrated genre of poster (not limited to Something Awful) is the person who will reply to someone sharing a lighthearted story about getting teased by some kids with their imaginary scenario on how they would have brutally owned that child.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









insane anime posted:

i like the rare kind of guy who drops his resume on your posting desk after you lightly flame him. goes sometihng like this

annoying rear end guy: welp, guess im doing a thing now...because, reasons..?

me: you should do a swan dive on to a concrete pad lol. because i told you to

him: Ok..guess you haven't seen the goldmine'd thread on People who wear diapers to Tool concerts. <-- Linkery there.

☻ 1999-2001 had some lulzy flash videos about bill cosby and the smurfs.
☻ this gap in my resume is because my moms trailer court didnt have internet in ohio.
☻ 2003--2004 I hxc troll'd and griefed Varrock miners by pretending to be a random event NPC.
☻ 04-07 Was apart of g00n fleet. Nuff said.
☻08-2023 i was in a mostly non-sexual relationship with a girlfriend i hated for a good chunk of 15 years. i gained a lot of weight and got an addiction to punishment pornography. thats basically why i stopped posting
☻2024 --- Here posting with you, brother, in the ADGQ thread and following you around in all the gay rear end megathreads the same 15 people post in :cheers: hoping to be lucky 16 :D

Lmao

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

All joking aside... anyone know any good games to play on PC with a controller?

Kagaya Homoraisan
Aug 28, 2019

You say, run away
Instead, you get scared
For the way that I feel
Drops out into all this disorder
most of them

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



People got really excited that masahiro ito tweeted he was drawing pyramid head and the cherry blossom monster from the free sh game and this was what he did

https://twitter.com/adsk4/status/1756446066520871364?t=2DEsvmtqkCC5qg9KgLSD-g&s=19

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Martman posted:

All joking aside... anyone know any good games to play on PC with a controller?

Persona 3 Reload

also the entirety of console and handheld emulation up through the switch.

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

I started playing Cyberpunk 2077

the latin hip hop radio station is surprisingly good

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

People got really excited that masahiro ito tweeted he was drawing pyramid head and the cherry blossom monster from the free sh game and this was what he did

https://twitter.com/adsk4/status/1756446066520871364?t=2DEsvmtqkCC5qg9KgLSD-g&s=19

king

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

The Saddest Rhino posted:

People got really excited that masahiro ito tweeted he was drawing pyramid head and the cherry blossom monster from the free sh game and this was what he did

https://twitter.com/adsk4/status/1756446066520871364?t=2DEsvmtqkCC5qg9KgLSD-g&s=19

the blanket :kimchi:

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
I remember seeing those drawings in the reply before. Ito has a real knack for both designing utterly horrific things and then simplifying those things into cute gag-strip mascots.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

insane anime posted:

i like the rare kind of guy who drops his resume on your posting desk after you lightly flame him. goes sometihng like this

annoying rear end guy: welp, guess im doing a thing now...because, reasons..?

me: you should do a swan dive on to a concrete pad lol. because i told you to

him: Ok..guess you haven't seen the goldmine'd thread on People who wear diapers to Tool concerts. <-- Linkery there.

☻ 1999-2001 had some lulzy flash videos about bill cosby and the smurfs.
☻ this gap in my resume is because my moms trailer court didnt have internet in ohio.
☻ 2003--2004 I hxc troll'd and griefed Varrock miners by pretending to be a random event NPC.
☻ 04-07 Was apart of g00n fleet. Nuff said.
☻08-2023 i was in a mostly non-sexual relationship with a girlfriend i hated for a good chunk of 15 years. i gained a lot of weight and got an addiction to punishment pornography. thats basically why i stopped posting
☻2024 --- Here posting with you, brother, in the ADGQ thread and following you around in all the gay rear end megathreads the same 15 people post in :cheers: hoping to be lucky 16 :D

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Southern Cassowary posted:

yeah i think this is common in nerdy spaces - tolerating people who don't have good enough people skills to understand why they don't fit in. something about sa's culture seems like it either amplifies that and turns people crazy, or just attracts people who are crazy in the first place

being funny is one of those skills a lot of people think they have when they absolutely do not

I'm convinced that if you're funny you know you're funny and that unfunny people know deep down they're not but they're trying anyway, unfortunately. When a funny person laughs at their own poo poo you want to laugh too, for example, but when a unfunny guy laughs it's like the laughter of a bombing comedian and it sets everyone normal on edge lmfao. Like every time.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B_rRmkbA9I&t=42s

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


What are you trying to say to me bro... Love the scene too if that's all it is. :cheerdoge:

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Wormskull posted:

What are you trying to say to me bro... Love the scene too if that's all it is. :cheerdoge:

Love is all I wanted to express.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Love is all I wanted to express.

That guy gives the best completely lost look right at the start of this timestamp that I've ever seen lmfao. So sick.

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