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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
my wife is next door talking to the neighbors for me right now because I'm 100x too autistic to do it myself

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

my wife is next door talking to the neighbors for me right now because I'm 100x too autistic to do it myself

tell your caretaker i said hello

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

tell your caretaker i said hello

she's been gone more than 20 minutes now is this normal

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

my wife kicks rear end

Please no bedroom details ITT

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018



yep. big ups to wife's

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

few things in life are finer, than a good wife

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

she's been gone more than 20 minutes now is this normal

yea that's normal.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Lpzie posted:

yea that's normal.

she came back 🙏🙏🙏

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

my wife is next door talking to the neighbors for me right now because I'm 100x too autistic to do it myself

:3:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
tell her to tell pfc i said hi

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Wifes - not for me but much respect to all the wifes and wife guys (of all genders)

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

tell your caretaker i said hello

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Al! posted:

tell her to tell pfc i said hi
lol

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
I called her my caretaker and she did some sort of "lol sigh"

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
I also told her she completes me (handles all the things I'm too autistic to do)

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Al! posted:

tell her to tell pfc i said hi

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I also told her she completes me (handles all the things I'm too autistic to do)

whipping out a joker line lmfao

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Al! posted:

tell her to tell pfc i said hi

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Homeless Friend posted:

whipping out a joker line lmfao

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Homeless Friend posted:

whipping out a joker line lmfao

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

this one's not long for our world but the avatar must be preserved so I've capped it.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

seems like d&d bullshit to me

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Where?

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Homeless Friend posted:

whipping out a joker line lmfao

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

cold front coming in today... currently 71, dropping to 40 tonight

selec
Sep 6, 2003

aw frig aw dang it posted:

yep. big ups to wife's

making coffee and going to the store so my wife can sleep in a little bit, coach says I might make All Wife East team this year

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Nose stuck in the Awful app on your phone, handing the wife a card that says "Forgive my Posting: I have a Condition"

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

selec posted:

making coffee and going to the store so my wife can sleep in a little bit, coach says I might make All Wife East team this year

Good practice for kidhaving

Every morning is solo parenting for me bc my wife has trouble getting back to sleep after feeding the baby at night and our 3-year-old must be up and receiving attention at 6:30 am every day rain or shine

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

loquacius posted:

Nose stuck in the Awful app on your phone, handing the wife a card that says "Forgive my Posting: I have a Condition"

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

loquacius posted:

Nose stuck in the Awful app on your phone, handing the wife a card that says "Forgive my Posting: I have a Condition"

Srice
Sep 11, 2011

loquacius posted:

Nose stuck in the Awful app on your phone, handing the wife a card that says "Forgive my Posting: I have a Condition"

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

I called her my caretaker and she did some sort of "lol sigh"

lol if yr spouse doesn't have a lol sigh

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

loquacius posted:

Nose stuck in the Awful app on your phone, handing the wife a card that says "Forgive my Posting: I have a Condition"

lmao

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

loquacius posted:

Nose stuck in the Awful app on your phone, handing the wife a card that says "Forgive my Posting: I have a Condition"

If you can afford a wife, you can afford a real computer

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Weka posted:

If you can afford a wife, you can afford a real computer

I sit at my computer and post from my phone actually

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

It's not a true posting addiction unless it follows you everywhere you go

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

ram dass in hell posted:

lol if yr spouse doesn't have a lol sigh

What's the lol sigh. What is that

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Me reading all of cspam:

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Vox Nihili posted:

What's the lol sigh. What is that

the sign of a healthy relationship

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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

somebody was reported today for "bragging about being married" lol (mentioning they have a spouse)

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