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PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

going from NPR's Wait Wait, apparently Haley ordered her husband to change his name because his previous name wasnt white enough

# ? Feb 11, 2024 02:22

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# ? May 29, 2024 21:20

IBroughttheFunk: Sep 28, 2012

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

How many times is a GOP-led state government going to set up some lovely tip line, only for it to be immediately flooded? How many times do we have to teach them this lesson?

# ? Feb 11, 2024 02:23

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Haley sucks but she didn't order him to do poo poo

quote:

In it, Ms Haley said that when she first started dating her husband, South Carolina National Army Guard Michael Haley, he went by Bill.
"You just don't look like a Bill," Ms Haley said she told him.
Instead, Ms Haley decided, his middle name was a better fit.
"From that point on, I started calling him Michael, and all my friends did the same," she wrote. "He looks like a Michael."
"Before we know it, he was universally known as Michael," she added.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 02:24

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Lol she just changed it for him

# ? Feb 11, 2024 02:27

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

I�ve heard of �I love the person I know I can make them into� but this is the first time I�ve heard of one that involved changing the name they�d gone by all their life.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 02:29

Froghammer: Sep 8, 2012; Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Lpzie posted:

When Trump dies he's going to get a huge State Funeral and a Holiday. And many people are going to be sad (like myself and others) because the Last Great American Genius is gone.

Froghammer posted:

Go touch grass

# ? Feb 11, 2024 02:29

Rescue Toaster: Mar 13, 2003

quote:

Former President Donald Trump used a rally in South Carolina on Saturday to attack rival Nikki Haley in her home state � and to mock the absence of her husband, who is deployed overseas.

�Where�s her husband? Oh, he�s away. � What happened to her husband? Where is he? He�s gone,� Trump said at his rally in Conway, his first visit to the state this year.

Michael Haley is deployed in Africa with the South Carolina Army National Guard in support of the United States Africa Command, his second active-duty deployment overseas.

I would say this is a problem but I mean, how many times has he insulted or denigrated members of the armed services and faced zero repercussions.

EDIT: Nm I'm slow, this is what triggered the 'dumbest animal in the pack' response a few pages ago.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 02:32

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Rescue Toaster posted:

I would say this is a problem but I mean, how many times has he insulted or denigrated members of the armed services and faced zero repercussions.

EDIT: Nm I'm slow, this is what triggered the 'dumbest animal in the pack' response a few pages ago.

Zero repercussions?!

Motherfucker lost Georgia and Arizona because of it!!! :laffo:

# ? Feb 11, 2024 02:40

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Meanwhile at Trump Rally

https://twitter.com/Laurieluvsmolly/status/1756435447490719819?s=20

A group of young white men is called a Mediocrity.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 02:47

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

nine-gear crow posted:

A group of young white men is called a Mediocrity.

what no pussy does to an mfer.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:03

Discount Dracula: Aug 15, 2003; Nap Ghost

Lpzie posted:

When Trump dies he's going to get a huge State Funeral and a Holiday. And many people are going to be sad (like myself and others) because the Last Great American Genius is gone.

thats_bait.jpg

Premature condolences for your loss of president good brain.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:04

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Was this comedy site ever good at picking up when people are trolling/joking?

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:06

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Big Skibidi Toilet vibes from this guy

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:06

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Was this comedy site ever good at picking up when people are trolling/joking?

Nah.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:06

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Esplanade posted:

When Thatcher croaked, the unofficial theme song was "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead".

What will we have for Trump?

Hoping I find out Trump croaks this way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpdP2rbrz9Q

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:09

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

I'm gonna Yub Nub so hard. I'll even go buy some fireworks.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:09

Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Was this comedy site ever good at picking up when people are trolling/joking?

ironic poo poo posting is still posting poo poo

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:10

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Me getting trolled out of my gourd says more about you than it does about me!!!

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:12

Automatic Slim: Jul 1, 2007

Lpzie posted:

When Trump dies he's going to get a huge State Funeral and a Holiday. And many people are going to be sad (like myself and others) because the Last Great American Genius is gone.

He may or may not get a state funeral, but I doubt there will be any kind of viewing in the Rotunda. There�s no way he or his family could charge admission.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:12

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

That poster is right he�s gonna get a funeral and everyone is going to pretend they liked him

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:14

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Nobody who matters will pretend that

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:20

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Nobody who matters will pretend that

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:25

Accipiter: Jan 24, 2004; SINATRA.

I am crossing everything possible hoping Jimmy Carter outlives Turmip.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:28

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Armitage posted:

Big Skibidi Toilet vibes from this guy

He looks like the Ugly Sonic version of Jim Carrey's Dr. Robotnik.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:34

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

loving insane

lol that gently caress didnt watch it. none of them did, they are just saying that because they assume the interview gives them cover for it.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:43

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Silly Burrito posted:

You can tell he's losing strength, he's flashing now.

How long is his campaign trail? When did he start it, was the first rally already in 2021?

How many events does he have on his campaign schedule for this year?

# ? Feb 11, 2024 03:51

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Durf posted:

Trumps first act will be to tear down those blasted windmills

as an aside I recently drove through a foggy valley full of massive windmills dissapearing into the clouds and it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. some Shadow of the Colossus poo poo

The problem remains that the estimates for renewables outputs nearly always falls flat. Its helping, yes, but its not really offsetting coal and natural gas generation.

Only nuclear can do that :getin: