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Neddy Seagoon posted:Tesla Models S, 3, X, Y. ariel1981: ew u dirty slosilf: nice snype ari u single
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If musk does manage to con a large group of people to go to mars it is going to be loving horrific when it dawns on them they are beyond help from earth in a timely manner when poo poo invariably goes wrong. Like it’s going to be some genuinely disturbing stuff. I am really hoping it never ever gets to this point.
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Feb 12, 2024 03:05
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Earwicker posted:vampire i think Yeah, seems all the conspiracy theorists ranting about super boring billionaire vampires secretly running the world weren't crazy. Or probably were still crazy and just made a lucky guess or something. I dunno.
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Feb 12, 2024 03:08
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priznat posted:If musk does manage to con a large group of people to go to mars it is going to be loving horrific when it dawns on them they are beyond help from earth in a timely manner when poo poo invariably goes wrong. Like it’s going to be some genuinely disturbing stuff. I am really hoping it never ever gets to this point. what if it's a group of people exclusively like blood stealing immortality cockring dude
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Feb 12, 2024 03:08
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priznat posted:If musk does manage to con a large group of people to go to mars it is going to be loving horrific when it dawns on them they are beyond help from earth in a timely manner when poo poo invariably goes wrong. Like it’s going to be some genuinely disturbing stuff. I am really hoping it never ever gets to this point. Eh, if musk is in charge of literally any aspect of the technical details he'll obviously cheap out on some incredibly important component/rush everything to an insane degree and they ship will just explode at some point. God move fast/break things is such a stupid motto for anything serious.
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Feb 12, 2024 03:12
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MrQwerty posted:what if it's a group of people exclusively like blood stealing immortality cockring dude That.. would be the best case scenario tbh
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"Get out," I tell her as I finish downing a flagon of my son's blood, "And take your chemo bullshit with you." She leaves, sobbing, leaving tufts of hair in her wake. An alert notifies me that I have a 95th percentile boner. I smile.
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Feb 12, 2024 03:18
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priznat posted:If musk does manage to con a large group of people to go to mars it is going to be loving horrific when it dawns on them they are beyond help from earth in a timely manner when poo poo invariably goes wrong. Like it’s going to be some genuinely disturbing stuff. I am really hoping it never ever gets to this point. formerly twitter - ew it would be hot if elon musk lived in mars. Honestly I’d be happy if we even get her on the phone.
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Feb 12, 2024 03:34
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I'm convinced that guy is gonna die in his 60s from some weird experimental surgery or something
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Feb 12, 2024 03:34
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PhazonLink posted:so what would 1 million people even do on mars? I mean, they'd die, for starters. Later they'd decompose.
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Feb 12, 2024 03:35
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Looking good at the Super Bowl. 
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Feb 12, 2024 03:36
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Move fast/break things is fine if you're building the next fart app. Not so much if you're trying to build a rocket to get to Mars.
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Feb 12, 2024 03:36
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digital penitence posted:Looking good at the Super Bowl. lol dude's getting fat
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Feb 12, 2024 03:37
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His torso is just expanding for more battery capacity, or rocket fuel. Either or.
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Feb 12, 2024 03:39
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Lmfao just look at the photos of Taylor Swift and Blake Lively and Travis Kelce’s mom happily hanging out in a luxury booth together, and then there’s real-life Tony Stark looking misshapen and miserable
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Feb 12, 2024 03:47
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Time_pants posted:I mean, they'd die, for starters. Later they'd decompose. Decomposition on Mars would provide us with a lot of important data about dying in space so in that sense the mission would be a success.
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Feb 12, 2024 03:48
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The mars colonists would have their brains turned to mush by the constant extremely high radiation and then get all sorts of funky cancers. Should be quite the party! Unless they live deep underground by digging using.. converted starships in to boring company machines or some poo poo? Idk.
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Feb 12, 2024 03:49
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Tweeting at the super bowl  
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Feb 12, 2024 03:55
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Pirate Radar posted:Decomposition on Mars would provide us with a lot of important data about dying in space so in that sense the mission would be a success. Seems likely that in the drier Martian atmosphere any bodies would mummify, in which case the next bunch of people to mars would have a bunch of Martian mummies to deal with. I assume all the mummies would go live in that Martian pyramid NASA keeps on trying to convince people doesn't exist. So yeah the second mission to mars sounds the funniest. I want in!!!
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Feb 12, 2024 03:55
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lol what a piece of poo poo
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Feb 12, 2024 03:56
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dr_rat posted:Seems likely that in the drier Martian atmosphere any bodies would mummify, in which case the next bunch of people to mars would have a bunch of Martian mummies to deal with. You say martian mummies, I say free supplemental protein.
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Feb 12, 2024 03:57
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Pirate Radar posted:Decomposition on Mars would provide us with a lot of important data about dying in space so in that sense the mission would be a success. would it? like if they die in the ship, its a climate controlled environment at room temp with oxygen, so its just abunch of rotting meat (makes me wonder if NASA and other orgs have a emergency routine to flush all the oxygen and get as cold as possible), if they die on with a mars atmosphere i guess its just like those mountain mummies.
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Feb 12, 2024 03:57
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*sees moon rise* Someday we'll get there
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dr_rat posted:Seems likely that in the drier Martian atmosphere any bodies would mummify, in which case the next bunch of people to mars would have a bunch of Martian mummies to deal with. They’d probably burn pretty good at least but maybe not in the thin atmosphere and you don’t want to burn stuff in your oxygenated habitat. The THIRD mission, that’ll be the one to not end in disaster!!
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Feb 12, 2024 03:58
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550 million users and 193 million of them watched an interview with tucker Carlson and putin? People think that might be a legit number? Hahaha, slightly over a 1/3 of twitters users did not watch that video.
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Feb 12, 2024 03:59
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i've not seen any reaction to the tucker-putin interview other than people laughing at putin letting tucker wait for a whole 2 hours, laugh at his cia aspirations decades ago, and telling tucker to stfu and stop interrupting when he was giving his own version of the history of russia . did it actually have any impact
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Feb 12, 2024 04:00
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kazil posted:Tweeting at the super bowl So, where do those numbers come from? Is it possible that Facebook doesn't have a bot problem, and only .1 million people actually wanted to see a has-been right-wing stooge get clowned by a weird old dictator? Seems like if the 50% throttle isn't pulled directly from rear end, it is still a really small lame number.
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Feb 12, 2024 04:00
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dr_rat posted:550 million users and 193 million of them watched an interview with tucker Carlson and putin? also tweet impressions vs video views
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Feb 12, 2024 04:01
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priznat posted:They’d probably burn pretty good at least but maybe not in the thin atmosphere and you don’t want to burn stuff in your oxygenated habitat. Yeah the third mission might be the successful one, but it's not the one where we'll be going around a Martian pyramid blasting martian mummies with a shotgun. It will probably just be all boring science experiments and poo poo. I guess if we find a curse martian amulet or something we could live it about for the third mission to find so they can have some fun as well.  edit: Nigmaetcetera posted:You say martian mummies, I say free supplemental protein. They can be both!
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Feb 12, 2024 04:03
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imagine the views the football would get if X hosted it. *stream buffers and musk has a army of angry sports fans tear him apart*
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Feb 12, 2024 04:04
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I can only assume I'd have "watched" the interview at least five times on twitter by now due to scrolling past it, if I'd been on there.
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Feb 12, 2024 04:04
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priznat posted:Chuds not realizing that homelander was the bad guy on Amazon’s The Boys is never not funny to me. Yeah, I've brought this up a few times before. Chuds see him as a real American hero and wear Homelander costumes to Trump rallies and violent insurrections. They'll call you an idiot if you try to explain that he's an extremely evil villain Their entire train of "thought" on the matter is "Homelander thinks the exact same things that I do and acts the way I do. I'm a good person, therefore Homelander is a good person." They are incapable of fathoming that he's a parody and an indictment of people like them If chuds were smart, watching that show would spark at least some level of introspection. Like, "Huh, this rear end in a top hat supervillain is just like me; maybe I should rethink my beliefs and actions." But nope, too dumb
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is that the one kid or is the woman and girl in the other pic also his kid and the woman?
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Jestery posted:Elon blowing up starships is pretty funny , No, it's not funny at all. His rockets have done a shitload of environmental damage when they've exploded. I like laughing at Elon too but not at the expense of the planet
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kazil posted:Tweeting at the super bowl "Dad, I'm hungry" "Ugh, not now... you...whoever you are  "
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Feb 12, 2024 04:27
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would people actually decompose if they died on mars? i thought decomposition involved all kinds of bacterias and molds and fungi and insects etc that break down bodies. mars doesnt have that stuff. and yes theres a bunch of bacteria in our bodies already but i dont think they'd do too well there either
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Feb 12, 2024 04:29
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Earwicker posted:would people actually decompose if they died on mars? i thought decomposition involved all kinds of bacterias and molds and insects etc that break down bodies. mars doesnt have that stuff No, they turn into zombie space mummies. We've been over this
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Feb 12, 2024 04:29
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there are more bacteria cells in your body than human being cells
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kazil posted:there are more bacteria cells in your body than human being cells i know but would those bacteria really thrive and grow in a martian environment? wouldnt the atmosphere kill them a lot faster than in decomposing body on earth, limiting their ability to break it down? i guess it depends whether the people die out in the open or in some kind of bubble/shelter or whatever Captain Hygiene posted:No, they turn into zombie space mummies. We've been over this i was thinking the end result would be more similar to like a dry aged steak basically Earwicker fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Feb 12, 2024 |
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