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The Saddest Rhino posted:It is pretty weird because he's supposedly on the fad dangerous diet drug ozempic which I think is the same drug that gave someone a permanent diarrhea status effect He should take more of it
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Teratrain posted:I don't normally like to pick at peoples' appearances but it really, really tests me when this hyper-rich intellectual urinal takes every shortcut he can buy and still ends up looking like a discarded backpack full of peanuts. In this thread you may make fun of Elon's appearance at any time and for any reason
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Feb 12, 2024 05:56
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Earwicker posted:or we could stop cooking the earth so that we can just live here Okay liberal 
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Feb 12, 2024 05:59
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lmao They think this lie is a flex. These people are so loving dumb.
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Feb 12, 2024 06:02
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Does Elon ever do any actual loving work?
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Feb 12, 2024 06:04
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Lammasu posted:Does Elon ever do any actual loving work? Lol
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Lammasu posted:Does Elon ever do any actual loving work? he yells at engineers to make him more popular than Joe Brandon the Biden press team should start sharing private DMs about rigging the superbowl and see how long until Elon leaks them
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Feb 12, 2024 06:21
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Feb 12, 2024 06:36
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he did work when he was kicked down the stairs and landed on the bottom.
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Lammasu posted:Does Elon ever do any actual loving work? Posting on Twitter is the work. He's saving us all from the woke mind virus. if the WMV takes over, it won't matter if we get to Mars because we'll all be black and Jewish
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Feb 12, 2024 06:42
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And trans
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Feb 12, 2024 06:45
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lol I'm in better shape than Elon and I don't have a billion dollars to spend on drugs that make you lose weight or world class chefs and nutritionists I also have my real hair
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Feb 12, 2024 07:05
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Some loving intense American Psycho vibes from this dude
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Posting on Twitter is the work. He's saving us all from the woke mind virus. if the WMV takes over, it won't matter if we get to Mars because we'll all be black and Jewish I remember some dipshit tried to say Trump Tweeting counted as work and I got so angry I almost passed out.
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Feb 12, 2024 07:24
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Lammasu posted:I remember some dipshit tried to say Trump Tweeting counted as work and I got so angry I almost passed out. That man got up at the crack of 3 to start talking poo poo to his political enemies and create chaos on Twitter. Every day, for over 4 years. You're not gonna call that work?!
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Feb 12, 2024 07:27
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digital penitence posted:Looking good at the Super Bowl. It's been said, but if I had this kind of money I would simply not look like a human-shaped urinal cake.
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Feb 12, 2024 07:29
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redshirt posted:What would 1 million people do on the Moon? Why Mars over the Moon? Why the gently caress would anyone want to make a domed underwater city? There's cool science stuff, and slightly less cool resource extraction stuff to do in outer space, worst case, you can enjoy some amazing views of various celestial bodies. I've lived underwater, it sucks, there's nothing to do or really see, a domed underwater city wouldn't help with resource extraction at all, there's no point and almost no one would voluntarily live there.
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Feb 12, 2024 08:03
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Imagine all the crud that would build up on the underwater dome. There’d be like a foot of whale poop on there.
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Elviscat posted:I've lived underwater, it sucks, there's nothing to do or really see This post brought to you by the Elder Ones Posting Gang
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Elviscat posted:Why the gently caress would anyone want to make a domed underwater city? Well, someone hasn't seen the documentary Bioshock.
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And keeping the ocean out is harder than keeping air in. Even a pretty shallow dome would have to deal with tons of water pressure. Not that I see much point in either option. A moonbase could make fuel but we really don't have the tech to go anywhere with it reasonably
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Lammasu posted:Does Elon ever do any actual loving work? Yeah, via the CEO definition of "work"  The only difference is that instead of exercise, he plays Diablo---I mean conducts online teambuilding exercises under that miscellaneous category.
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gschmidl posted:It's been said, but if I had this kind of money I would simply not look like a human-shaped urinal cake. I'm rather confused here. The four human-shaped people (probably humans) in the photograph don't look like urinal cakes?
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Elviscat posted:Why the gently caress would anyone want to make a domed underwater city? prototype for space settlement, possibly useful for deep sea geothermal, but yeah I guess maybe antarctica and such are better biodome test beds
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Google Jeb Bush posted:prototype for space settlement, possibly useful for deep sea geothermal, but yeah I guess maybe antarctica and such are better biodome test beds so it turns out structures designed for high pressure environments are basically the opposite of what you would want in a low pressure environment. crazy stuff! 
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Teratrain posted:I don't normally like to pick at peoples' appearances but it really, really tests me when this hyper-rich intellectual urinal takes every shortcut he can buy and still ends up looking like a discarded backpack full of peanuts. He’s preparing a Twinkie defense.
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TrashMammal posted:so it turns out structures designed for high pressure environments are basically the opposite of what you would want in a low pressure environment. crazy stuff! So when we build the space settlements using the underwater dome design we’ll live on the outside of the dome instead of the inside
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Feb 12, 2024 08:56
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digital penitence posted:Looking good at the Super Bowl. He looks how I feel after I overeat
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Feb 12, 2024 09:11
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digital penitence posted:Looking good at the Super Bowl. I love how they cut to Taylor Swift like 50 times during the game and Elon zero times. It must piss him off so much that no one cares about him in the real world.
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Feb 12, 2024 09:16
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nine-gear crow posted:I love how they cut to Taylor Swift like 50 times during the game and Elon zero times. It must piss him off so much that no one cares about him in the real world. Honestly I was wondering why he didn't have a private box or something for this (Are those a thing for the Superbowl?) and I could totally see the answer be "So People Will See Me".
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Honestly I was wondering why he didn't have a private box or something for this (Are those a thing for the Superbowl?) and I could totally see the answer be "So People Will See Me". I absolutely can't imagine that he enjoys watching sports. The notion of him watching people doing a thing and not letting him claim credit for it must be like nails down a chalkboard for him. I'm suprised he didn't turn up dressed as Taylor Swift.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Honestly I was wondering why he didn't have a private box or something for this (Are those a thing for the Superbowl?) and I could totally see the answer be "So People Will See Me". Usually private boxes at football games will have an indoor area and then a small balcony of seats out front, if you want to do something silly like actually watch the game.
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digital penitence posted:Looking good at the Super Bowl. Is he aspiring to the chairman Mao haircut?
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TrashMammal posted:so it turns out structures designed for high pressure environments are basically the opposite of what you would want in a low pressure environment. crazy stuff! 1: build underwater dome. 2: evacuate to ~1mTorr. 3: build prototype space settlements in it. 4: profit.
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Icept posted:Is he aspiring to the chairman Mao haircut? I think he realized that the Kim Jong Un look and build is peak performance 
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priznat posted:If musk does manage to con a large group of people to go to mars it is going to be loving horrific when it dawns on them they are beyond help from earth in a timely manner when poo poo invariably goes wrong. Like it’s going to be some genuinely disturbing stuff. I am really hoping it never ever gets to this point. I hope they start with a lower-stakes biodome experiment and Musk recruits and aged Pauly Shore to take part
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I like how there's a dozen staged videos of cybertrucks with VR, but no one is gangsta enough to try the Cybertruck "briefly as a boat" like Master Musk suggested to them.
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Elviscat posted:Why the gently caress would anyone want to make a domed underwater city? In regards to views of celestial bodies as it pertains to Mars, it has pretty much the same night sky as Earth. Arguably worse since its moons are small, weird shaped lumps and its stars don't twinkle. I don't believe the resources it offers are important or easily transportable enough to justify it economically either. You'd basically set up there for the same reason you'd make an underwater city - it's cool enough to be a trope in fiction. These colonisation plans really only make sense in a post scarcity society as vanity projects to show off how advanced they are.
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wit posted:I absolutely can't imagine that he enjoys watching sports. The notion of him watching people doing a thing and not letting him claim credit for it must be like nails down a chalkboard for him. I'm suprised he didn't turn up dressed as Taylor Swift. (This is a terrible story, I'm not rooting for the teller or his dad, by the by.) Someone told me that they used to play a team sport with/against current newly-minted President of the Republic -electee Alexander Stubb's son, and his dad (or maybe it was someone else's dad) promised him 5€ every time he pushed Stubb's son down during the game, to see if Stubb would notice. He never did because he was always busy on the computre or phone or with guests. Just showing up to be seen, not to watch. (He would've been a cabinet minister, MEP, or MP back then, depending on when it happened exactly.) I did ask how much money the guy made but I was drunk and don't remember.
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Further Reading posted:In regards to views of celestial bodies as it pertains to Mars, it has pretty much the same night sky as Earth. Arguably worse since its moons are small, weird shaped lumps and its stars don't twinkle. I don't believe the resources it offers are important or easily transportable enough to justify it economically either. You'd basically set up there for the same reason you'd make an underwater city - it's cool enough to be a trope in fiction. I am not advocating for exoplanetary colonies here, science stations, like McMurdo station*, would be neat. I'd go hang out in space for a year, no problem, I would not lock myself in a dark, dank, underwater dome that has a similar risk of sudden death to a space station. Dirt is about the only place where it's feasible/enjoyable to live for long periods of time.
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