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https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1756102619095834702 movies are back ladles and gentlemens 
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Non Compos Mentis posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1756102619095834702 John wick but with dinosaurs
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Feb 12, 2024 05:40
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Non Compos Mentis posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1756102619095834702 OK, I'll do it
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Feb 12, 2024 05:52
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MarcusSA posted:John wick but with dinosaurs That would actually rule. That goat was given to Keanu Reeves by his ex wife right before she got bitten in half on the toilet
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Feb 12, 2024 06:08
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*Brick Top voice* Give me the shootah!
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Feb 12, 2024 06:09
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The big pitch almost 20 years ago was the US Military augmenting the dinos even more to have more humanoid features and intelligence and putting them out for military ops for a Jurassic Park movie. I don't know if we could could some sort of 'Serpent The Troops' bumper stickers on cars in the movie or not. Maybe some "At least the dinosaurs have a moral reason to fight a war for oil!"
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Feb 12, 2024 06:33
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Non Compos Mentis posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1756102619095834702 Yeah but Alec Baldwin just got arrested for manslaughter.
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Feb 12, 2024 07:04
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Yeah but Alec Baldwin just got arrested for mans laughter. It's true, comedy IS illegal now (woke mind virus)
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Feb 12, 2024 07:09
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Freaky Friday but it's Blue and red hair lady switching places.
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Feb 12, 2024 07:10
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At this point, let's just do low-budget ($100-150M movies) Jurassic Park crossovers with other IPs and see what sticks. It's Always Sunny on Isla Nublar: The gang tries to con the park into an insurance payout by staging accidents, and ultimately end up causing another disaster where chaos happens and hundreds die. Jurassic World vs Terminator. The Connors hide out in Jurassic World and a dozen T-800s are sent back. Dinosaurs freak out the exact opposite way that dogs do and just want to kill Terminators.
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Feb 12, 2024 07:12
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JediTalentAgent posted:At this point, let's just do low-budget ($100-150M movies) Jurassic Park crossovers with other IPs and see what sticks. T-Rex vs. Predator Someone give me $100,000, I'll write the loving thing
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Feb 12, 2024 07:23
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a facehugger implants a t-rex creating a trexenomorph
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Feb 12, 2024 07:29
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PostNouveau posted:T-Rex vs. Predator I'm going to walk into a board room with the word "PREDATOR" on a magnetic stickers on a whiteboard. I'm going slowly tear the magnet in half and put it back on the whiteboard with another magnet in the middle to spell: PREDARAPTOR Then I'm going to draw a dollar sign at the end.
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Feb 12, 2024 07:30
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I really liked how the cast was 100% all-in-insane on Saltburn, but I didn't care for the actual plot of it.
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Feb 12, 2024 07:34
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I'm going to walk into a board room with the word "PREDATOR" on stickers and stick one on everybody's forehead
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Feb 12, 2024 07:58
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Tunicate posted:a facehugger implants a t-rex creating a trexenomorph sorta been done 
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Feb 12, 2024 08:07
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Vakal posted:sorta been done *adds single line* 
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Feb 12, 2024 08:12
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National Lampoon's Jurassic Vacation could end two different franchises.
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Feb 12, 2024 08:15
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JP movie where the dinos get smarter and take over on their own, as nature "uhh finding a way" to break out of mankind's endless testing and imprisonment
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Feb 12, 2024 09:07
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JP movie where the dinosaurs all have huge titties
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Feb 12, 2024 09:26
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JP movie set in the distant future where dinosaurs have taken over, started a new civilization post humans, eventually got into genetic engineering, and then created a Trash age(?) park, filled with genetically recreated humans, who obviously get loose and eat all the dinosaurs.
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Feb 12, 2024 11:35
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JP but instead of dinosaurs it's BEES
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Feb 12, 2024 11:45
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Tighclops posted:JP but instead of dinosaurs it's BEES But bees are our friends, they make delicious honey! Don't see no lazy dinosaurs making honey! They were around during dinosaur times though, as far back as 130 million years! Also if you Google "how long have bee's existed" it auto suggests "how long have bees existed on this planet." So I'm pretty sure google knows bees are some sort of alien species traveling the universe and providing honey for all friendly like, as well.
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Feb 12, 2024 11:51
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JP but they're all giant autonomous animatronic sex toys. keep everything else the same, this is key
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Feb 12, 2024 12:05
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kalel posted:JP but they're all giant autonomous animatronic sex toys. keep everything else the same, this is key That sick gently caress Hammond bring his grandkids to the park. Jesus, the board was right to be worried.
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Feb 12, 2024 12:13
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kalel posted:JP but they're all giant autonomous animatronic sex toys. keep everything else the same, this is key are they the weird sex toys?
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Feb 12, 2024 12:16
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JP but members of an exclusive fine dining society are bringing back long extinct creatures to eat and invite our group of protagonists to sample the delights. Third act twist: you were eating hominids
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Feb 12, 2024 12:38
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bitterandtwisted posted:JP but members of an exclusive fine dining society are bringing back long extinct creatures to eat and invite our group of protagonists to sample the delights. Third act twist: you were eating hominids Not sure how much of a twist that is. If a bunch of billionaires are getting together to eat clones, I'm just going to assume it's going to be clones of themselves. The twist would be if it's not cloning, but their just eating themselves from the future, to you know, gain their future selves powers and what not. Well if time machines are ever invented I just got myself a got myself a great business idea!
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Feb 12, 2024 12:48
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JP but the people running the park have realized dinosaurs are simply too dangerous so they pivot to incredibly lifelike humanoid robots. Park visitors can interact with them in a variety of settings but the movie will only focus on the Wild West one.
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Feb 12, 2024 13:17
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kalel posted:JP but they're all giant autonomous animatronic sex toys. keep everything else the same, this is key 
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Feb 12, 2024 13:23
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Jurassic Park but it takes place 1,000,000 years after the last one and humans have all gone extinct but a scientist dinosaur has just opened a new park where they've recreated humans through advanced cloning technology.
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Feb 12, 2024 15:03
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Ghostbusters: Jurassic Empire. Dinosaur ghosts rampage through NYC.
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Feb 12, 2024 15:22
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Rita-rex and the Shawshank redemption. Mr. T-rex did not kill his wife and her lover!!! Also do you know how hard it is for a t-rex to use a rock hammer. Such tiny, tiny arms. It does not have a happy ending. 
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Feb 12, 2024 15:28
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E.T-Rex. Dinosaurs were actually aliens this whole time. Starship T-Rexers: Giant Bugs vs. T-Rexes. (It's a prequel movie. The bugs attempted to invade Earth millions of years ago and fought the dinos that ruled the planet. In the end, they launch the asteroid that wipes out the dinosaurs.) Triceratoppenheimer: It's about how the US used a cloned dinosaur to build us the bomb
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Feb 12, 2024 15:35
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A reboot of the Dinosaurs sitcom where the dad character runs an ape-themed amusement park. It still ends with him somehow causing the Ice Age. Maybe add the goofy squirrel from the movies looking on as a cameo for Brand Synergy.
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Feb 12, 2024 15:37
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So in Jurassic WW2 films, which dinos are on the good side and which dinos are on the nazi side? Feel like t-rex is defiantly on the good side.
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Feb 12, 2024 15:42
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A Jurassic Park movie where the new owners are so goddamned obsessed with the idea of cavemen living at the same time as dinosaurs that the new park has cloned cromagnons, neanderthals, etc. to coexist in the park with them to prove it MIGHT have been feasible. Cut to a story about how the new owner, as a child, watched a cartoon of cavemen fighting dinosaurs and how his heart was broken when he got to high school and learned that it could have never happened.
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Feb 12, 2024 15:49
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a jurassic park movie where one of the dinosaurs is a paramedic in Dinohattan who develops the power to see the future... and realizes she can use that insight to change it. Forced to confront revelations about her past, she forges a relationship with three young dinosaurs bound for powerful destinies... if they can all survive a deadly present.
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Feb 12, 2024 15:51
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Nice Van My Man posted:Jurassic Park but it takes place 1,000,000 years after the last one and humans have all gone extinct but a scientist dinosaur has just opened a new park where they've recreated humans through advanced cloning technology. Jurassic Park but it takes place in a world where goons actually read the page they are posting on (the impossible dream).
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i fixed it ok! actually the issue is i do read the page but it all immediately goes into my subconscious and is re-presented to my mind as if it was my own idea
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