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docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Mr Hootington posted:

You landed it this time

Did I though?

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

lobster shirt posted:

im going to miss football. looking forward to seeing the big fellas again in september. and, of course, who could forget the drat nfl draft.

Hopefully all of our favorite teams can do a little better next year

I think we can collectively say that we just didn't want it enough

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

RadiRoot posted:

nice meltdown last night

thank you

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Anyway, no one broke out the ol kys in cspam, unlike in the actual sports subforum, so I feel like we've really turned a corner

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

docbeard posted:

Anyway, no one broke out the ol kys in cspam, unlike in the actual sports subforum, so I feel like we've really turned a corner

Nobody reads the trump thread anymore so the death threats against people and the kys aren't being reported.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

docbeard posted:

Anyway, no one broke out the ol kys in cspam, unlike in the actual sports subforum, so I feel like we've really turned a corner

kiss your sister

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

really queer Christmas posted:

That Biden tweet outed a ton of maga chuds on these forums lmao

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Lmao kys over sports. Posting is so loving back

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

DaysBefore posted:

Lmao kys over sports. Posting is so loving back

Piss off disphit. You were acting like a punk rear end motherfucker.

Kindly gently caress off. You don't know me. So shut the gently caress up.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

lumpentroll posted:

Piss off disphit. You were acting like a punk rear end motherfucker.

Kindly gently caress off. You don't know me. So shut the gently caress up.

They hated him for speaking the truth.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Reading all of smarxist's posts to train myself for the NHL playoffs thread

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Don't let goons watch the puppy bowl

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
One of the puppies died on the field this year.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Mr Hootington posted:

One of the puppies died on the field this year.

Athletes dropping dead in the prime of their life and we're not supposed to assume it's because of Airborne AIDS? Lmao lol, okay stay uncrackpinged I guess

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

kiss your sister

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Mr Hootington posted:

One of the puppies died on the field this year.

vaxxed?

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

docbeard posted:

I do not like football but I hope everyone had a happy football yesterday even if Taylor Swift did not defeat the Great Beast America as was foretold.

We had a "superb owl" party for our kid and some other kids around 2pm. Was a win.





I made homemade pizza dough and everyone made lil personal pizzas.

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Man that sucks, poor dog.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
You sliced the grapes?

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Mr Hootington posted:

You sliced the grapes?

No, my friend did.

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

why

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Why?

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
The oldest kid there was 3, so, grape safety protocol.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

grapes aer a choking hazard for little kids, you gotta slice em

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Unsurprisingly the pussy posters have pussy kids

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

lobster shirt posted:

grapes aer a choking hazard for little kids, you gotta slice em

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Mr Hootington posted:

Unsurprisingly the pussy posters have pussy kids

Ur just mad you weren't invited but it's okay, you vent that trauma however you feel like

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
This is how Betas are made

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

hootington pre chews them and then feed the babies like a bird

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
oh ah i'm a dumbass three year old idk how to chew a fuckin grape lol

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
My 3 year old grandkid can eat whole grapes and peel bananas.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
canonically, three year olds are dumbasses! That's exactly it!

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

oh ah i'm a dumbass three year old idk how to chew a fuckin grape lol

Yup. Toddlers, do better

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

External Organs posted:

canonically, three year olds are dumbasses! That's exactly it!

yeah because you're cutting their grapes, you're setting them up for failure

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
ain't no cut grapes in the real world, son

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Obama tweet: Chew.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Bet you cut off crusts and make the pizza square cut

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

I imagine this is one of those things where the kids will be fine no matter what but the guest parents will choke to death on their own outrage if things aren't just right, and that's just too much paperwork to deal with on a festive day

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Next time I'm going to blend the grapes

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