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coddling children. disgusting!
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:oh ah i'm a dumbass three year old idk how to chew a fuckin grape lol
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Feb 12, 2024 16:16
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"The younger generations will do better." *spawns living participation trophies*
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Feb 12, 2024 16:17
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Who's Cutting Gilbert's Grapes
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Feb 12, 2024 16:17
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aw frig aw dang it posted:Who's Cutting Gilbert's Grapes
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aw frig aw dang it posted:Who's Cutting Gilbert's Grapes
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:oh ah i'm a dumbass three year old idk how to chew a fuckin grape lol
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slice a grape almost all the way, leaving a bit of skin connecting the two slices, and then microwave it. It'll start sparking.
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You can thank me later.
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titty_baby_ posted:slice a grape almost all the way, leaving a bit of skin connecting the two slices, and then microwave it. It'll start sparking. I loving love science
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titty_baby_ posted:slice a grape almost all the way, leaving a bit of skin connecting the two slices, and then microwave it. It'll start sparking. when i was a child the internet told me that this would create plasma, the 4th state of matter, and i was expecting it to look like the xbox startup screen
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aw frig aw dang it posted:Who's Cutting Gilbert's Grapes
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DaysBefore posted:Yup. Toddlers, do better
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Feb 12, 2024 16:19
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my son can peel bananas, and he loves to do it
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Feb 12, 2024 16:20
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lobster shirt posted:my son can peel bananas, and he loves to do it you ever see that vid of the toddler who goes apeshit for bananas? pretty funny op
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Feb 12, 2024 16:20
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You are in fact Supposed To Cut Grapes for kids/toddlers, 3yo is borderline though. My (three-year-old) daughter can eat whole grapes just fine but my wife still likes to slice them for her mostly because we also have a 9-month-old who loves getting his grubby little paws all over stuff that isn't supposed to be for him The guidance on What Is Safe For Kids is always changing and boomers are always whining about it. Try talking to any of my parents or inlaws about carseat rules
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Feb 12, 2024 16:37
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lumpentroll posted:Piss off disphit. You were acting like a punk rear end motherfucker.
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Feb 12, 2024 16:38
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If you're having other people's kids over it's definitely a good idea to cut the grapes, in part because maybe their kids don't know how to eat whole grapes and in part because the other parents can and will lecture you for hours about it if you don't
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Mabel, did you hear about this car seat poo poo, they actually expect the kids to have their own special seats now instead of just clinging to the roof like god intended, we used to be a country
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DaysBefore posted:Athletes dropping dead in the prime of their life and we're not supposed to assume it's because of Airborne AIDS? Lmao lol, okay stay uncrackpinged I guess
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loquacius posted:You are in fact Supposed To Cut Grapes for kids/toddlers, 3yo is borderline though. My (three-year-old) daughter can eat whole grapes just fine but my wife still likes to slice them for her mostly because we also have a 9-month-old who loves getting his grubby little paws all over stuff that isn't supposed to be for him one of my friends is basically estranged from her parents and the inciting incident (obviously there's a lot more to it) was their repeated refusal to follow safe sleep guidelines. "we put you on your stomach with a blanket and your didn't die, it's fine!"
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also I have been bought so many redtexts about football I've told this story before but someone once redtexted me 5 times in a day because I kept just paying half as much money to undo the redtext as he had to give me the redtext, without posting about it in between, and I wanted to see what his limit was for spending money on failing to buy someone a silly avatar over the course of one day (turns out it was $50) (pre-jeffrey too so that money purchased Lowtax like 2.5 cookies)
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docbeard posted:Mabel, did you hear about this car seat poo poo, they actually expect the kids to have their own special seats now instead of just clinging to the roof like god intended, we used to be a country You're also Not Supposed To put kids' winter coats on in the carseat because if you have to brake really hard that way the carseat won't protect them like it's supposed to but will instead rattle their little heads around way too much and give them whiplash or CTE or something and our parents cannot grasp this concept
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I just don't get it tho. I mean I get cutting grapes in half to make them smaller for the kids, but if you are going to do that, why wouldn't you cut the strawberries and pineapples into smaller chunks too? They look much bigger than the sliced grape.
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lobster shirt posted:one of my friends is basically estranged from her parents and the inciting incident (obviously there's a lot more to it) was their repeated refusal to follow safe sleep guidelines. "we put you on your stomach with a blanket and your didn't die, it's fine!" Safe sleep is a little nutty because the messaging around it, which is drilled into all new parents, is "your baby MUST sleep in this EXACT way or it WILL die and it WILL be your fault" but it's fine because at the end of the day the rules aren't that hard to follow. Babies don't know that sleeping on a pillow is normal and will happily sleep without one if you just never introduce the concept of pillows to them until they're past SIDS age
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NeonPunk posted:I just don't get it tho. I mean I get cutting grapes in half to make them smaller for the kids, but if you are going to do that, why wouldn't you cut the strawberries and pineapples into smaller chunks too? They look much bigger than the sliced grape. lumpentroll posted:Piss off disphit. You were acting like a punk rear end motherfucker.
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NeonPunk posted:I just don't get it tho. I mean I get cutting grapes in half to make them smaller for the kids, but if you are going to do that, why wouldn't you cut the strawberries and pineapples into smaller chunks too? They look much bigger than the sliced grape. it's because the grapes are round Babies and toddlers' instinct is that round things may be swallowed whole, whereupon they will lodge in the throat. A hard edge, like that in a sliced grape, tells their brains to chew e: also smaller things are more of choking hazards than bigger things in general, because the bigger things can't be swallowed whole to begin with loquacius has issued a correction as of 16:48 on Feb 12, 2024 |
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take it to the parents thread
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You're also supposed to, eg, cut hotdogs in half lengthwise
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lumpentroll posted:take it to the parents thread they know all this poo poo already
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Making Lumpentroll a More Loving Poster, one Child Post at a time
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grapes are firmer
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External Organs posted:Making Lumpentroll a More Loving Poster, one Child Post at a time Lumpentroll's small heart growing three sizes ITT
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Feb 12, 2024 16:47
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loquacius posted:also I have been bought so many redtexts about football counterwhaling...
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Megamissen posted:grapes are firmer No, pineapples are more firmer. If your pineapple are softer than your grape you either got unripe grape or overripe pineapples.
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loquacius posted:You're also supposed to, eg, cut hotdogs in half lengthwise gently caress. off.
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lumpentroll posted:Piss off disphit. You were acting like a punk rear end motherfucker.
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Mr Hootington posted:Unsurprisingly the pussy posters have pussy kids
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loquacius posted:Lumpentroll's small heart growing three sizes ITT  Lumpentroll if you are experiencing any of these symptoms please visit your primary care physician
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I always thought cardiomegaly sounded cooler than it actually is. See also: toxic megacolon
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