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GD_American posted:Jesus would be a techbro. Yeah, Jesus would basically be Elon, including trying to have as many followers as possible
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I don't think 21st century Jesus would be anything like 20-30 BC Jesus, was the point.
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I loving love talking sports with conspiracy theories it's. Game was rigged for a narrative. "Okay, so were refs making bad calls?" No they seemed to be mostly correct. "So players were loving up on purpose?" No. "So were the coaches calling lovely plays they knew would fail?" I'm not saying that, there's just a narrative that they are trying to fill. "For what reason?" ...
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Docjowles posted:What the gently caress you're in my town Welcome to the chat thread, you should stay awhile  (Esp now that it's the off-season)
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It would kind of be funny to see a truly rigged game and how fast it would fall apart because it’s requiring 100’s of people to play along convincingly with a fake act
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bobjr posted:It would kind of be funny to see a truly rigged game and how fast it would fall apart because it’s requiring 100’s of people to play along convincingly with a fake act It’d fall apart in one drive.
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Not to mention it would be the worst kept secret in the world. Hell I doubt you could keep it a secret if it was just the refs in on it.
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Canned Sunshine posted:I don't think 21st century Jesus would be anything like 20-30 BC Jesus, was the point. Yeah we've mined out "conservatives would hate actual Jesus". Now it's time for "what form would our modern society corrupt Jesus into"
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GD_American posted:Yeah we've mined out "conservatives would hate actual Jesus". Now it's time for "what form would our modern society corrupt Jesus into" If modern cult leaders are any indication, he’d be a polygamist and
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GD_American posted:Yeah we've mined out "conservatives would hate actual Jesus". Now it's time for "what form would our modern society corrupt Jesus into" Yep; I also tried to make a twitter joke but I clearly failed. Biblical Jesus was at least a socialist and would likely be hung up on the cross by the GOP themselves while the Right sheds a tear about how this was God’s plan to teach Jesus the correct message or some poo poo.
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Jesus would show up super stoned to DSA meetings
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Ornery and Hornery posted:I love my local library Do they have bibles there? 
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The Glumslinger posted:Jesus would show up super stoned to DSA meetings Instead of hanging on the cross, Christ would be cross faded today.
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GD_American posted:Yeah we've mined out "conservatives would hate actual Jesus". Now it's time for "what form would our modern society corrupt Jesus into" Based on that one picture I can’t find on my phone, he’d be doing heroin.
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The Glumslinger posted:Jesus would show up super stoned to DSA meetings Jesus would get really depressed about the infighting between the various splinter caucuses, get cancelled, stop attending meetings, and get really into Yakuza Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
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Speaking of Jesus what is with this loving Creed comeback. They were in that unhinged Paramount ad with Tua and Patrick Stewart, then I randomly started hearing them in the grocery store "inoffensive pop music" mix. I hadn't thought about Creed in like 20 years and was very happy to keep it that way I guess they're doing a reunion tour this year which is unfortunate The Glumslinger posted:Jesus would show up super stoned to DSA meetings my man
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Docjowles posted:Speaking of Jesus what is with this loving Creed comeback. They were in that unhinged Paramount ad with Tua and Patrick Stewart, then I randomly started hearing them in the grocery store "inoffensive pop music" mix. I hadn't thought about Creed in like 20 years and was very happy to keep it that way I think the Texas Rangers started their mainstream comeback hopes with the WS.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Do they have bibles there? Nope, they got banned due to offensive sexual content.
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Docjowles posted:Speaking of Jesus what is with this loving Creed comeback. They were in that unhinged Paramount ad with Tua and Patrick Stewart, then I randomly started hearing them in the grocery store "inoffensive pop music" mix. I hadn't thought about Creed in like 20 years and was very happy to keep it that way it was solid meme culture fodder for middle aged dudes signaling isolation and like, listlessness or being a bit of a loser and like all pop music, planted ear worms in a new generation of people. same thing with tracy chapman and 'fast car' or whatever the song's name is. it re-emerged in a cringy video of a butch lady lip synching it and it found new life. tl;dr: life is a mixed bag and you take the good with the bad.
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Docjowles posted:Speaking of Jesus what is with this loving Creed comeback. They were in that unhinged Paramount ad with Tua and Patrick Stewart, then I randomly started hearing them in the grocery store "inoffensive pop music" mix. I hadn't thought about Creed in like 20 years and was very happy to keep it that way Blame the Texas Rangers baseball team. They played Higher and other songs as rallying music and won the world series.
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Neil Armbong posted:it was solid meme culture fodder for middle aged dudes signaling isolation and like, listlessness or being a bit of a loser and like all pop music, planted ear worms in a new generation of people. A country musician covered fast car and got it to #1 and it also won song of the year at the country awards if I'm not mistaken.
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SundayMoney posted:Blame the Texas Rangers baseball team. They played Higher and other songs as rallying music and won the world series. It was weirdly appropriate; I have a distinct memory of visiting Six Flags Over Texas with the church youth group right next door to the ballpark and hearing Creed’s “Higher” and for me it was like the scene in Equilibrium where Christian Bale hears music for the first time.
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Everything that was once terrible will be trendy again. I never thought I’d see 80s/90s mom jeans on young women again and we are a breath away from JNCO hell.
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LeeMajors posted:Everything that was once terrible will be trendy again. I’m considering bringing back jorts.
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Silly Burrito posted:I’m considering bringing back jorts. Bringing them back? I still have and wear mine!
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Jorts are just how you salvage worn out jeans, like, that's always been and will always be a thing but also just wear what you want, fashion is a stupid obession that convinces people to dispose of billions of articles of still good clothing, a massive environmental disaster especially since most clothes are made of microplastic fibers now and also who cares what people think about how you look unless you're single and trying to attract someone, or you're going to a job interview, in which case yes by all means conform, you idiot, how you dress sends signals about what kind of person you are and your future depends on those moments, for gently caress's sake
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Leperflesh posted:Jorts are just how you salvage worn out jeans, like, that's always been and will always be a thing What kind of person wears jorts
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Jorts are actually for children and attractive women at music festivals. End of list.
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LeeMajors posted:Everything that was once terrible will be trendy again. JNCOs are already back.
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Leperflesh posted:Jorts are just how you salvage worn out jeans, like, that's always been and will always be a thing Yeah, my wife thinks it’s hilarious that I sometimes still wear the jorts, and to your point, that’s actually what mine are: old jeans with the worn out lower sections cut off below the knee. But for doing stuff around the house/backyard or such, they’re comfortable, worn in, and they wash up well. But I also generally buy my clothes at Costco and don’t really care about fashion stuff and such.
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LeeMajors posted:Jorts are actually for children and attractive women at music festivals. End of list. Dammit
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wandler20 posted:JNCOs are already back. Oh gently caress. *starts building bunker to hide from the amassing, incoming wave of Von Dutch trucker hats*
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wandler20 posted:JNCOs are already back. lol, yeah, I was gonna say my teens are at least 9 months deep into that trend already
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Everything is so baggy. I am concerned that we will lose thousands, maybe million, of American youths to the endless fabric of their outfits.
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Holy poo poo I forgot about Vonn Dutch lol Now where’s my Billabong billed knit beanie?
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LeeMajors posted:Jorts are actually for children and attractive women at music festivals. End of list. Don't make me post the Kevin Smith jorts photo...
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