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Jurassic Park but in a world where goons READ THE THREAD
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Mozi posted:a jurassic park movie where one of the dinosaurs is a paramedic in Dinohattan who develops the power to see the future... and realizes she can use that insight to change it. Forced to confront revelations about her past, she forges a relationship with three young dinosaurs bound for powerful destinies... if they can all survive a deadly present. Sounds very dynamic
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Feb 12, 2024 15:56
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Jurassic park, but it's just the good Mario brothers movie. But also the dinosaur win, like they should of to begin with. Edit: Back to the future: Jurassic Armageddon The Dino's in the park get smart, read some history books, create a time machine, and train some dinosaur miners how to go into space and stop the asteroid from hitting earth and wiping their kin out in the first place. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Feb 12, 2024 |
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Feb 12, 2024 15:56
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Jurassic Park, but dinosaurs have evolved the ability to speak and they live with humans in harmony and racism. A T-rex cop is paired with a black lady and they have to learn to overcome their differences.
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Feb 12, 2024 15:58
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JediTalentAgent posted:A Jurassic Park movie where the new owners are so goddamned obsessed with the idea of cavemen living at the same time as dinosaurs that the new park has cloned cromagnons, neanderthals, etc. to coexist in the park with them to prove it MIGHT have been feasible. Sponsored by Geico
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Feb 12, 2024 15:59
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JP but it's giant Jordan Petersons stomping around philosophising about your imperfections and dirty room. Now THAT's horror.
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Feb 12, 2024 15:59
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lobsterminator posted:Jurassic Park, but dinosaurs have evolved the ability to speak and they live with humans in harmony and racism. A T-rex cop is paired with a black lady and they have to learn to overcome their differences. Oh you can't not include the poster:  90's dinosaur puppets were great.
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Feb 12, 2024 16:08
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dr_rat posted:So in Jurassic WW2 films, which dinos are on the good side and which dinos are on the nazi side? The carnivores are the bad guys
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Feb 12, 2024 16:14
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Space Kablooey posted:The carnivores are the bad guys Oh man are the good guys not going to win Dino WW2. 
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Feb 12, 2024 16:19
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are there any good docs or full movies on youtube that you would recommend? i need to waste time at work and i refuse to do anything productive today
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Feb 12, 2024 16:26
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PostNouveau posted:Sounds very dynamic Will we learn that the primary villain was in the Amazon with the dinosaur's mom when she was researching spiders right before she died?
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Feb 12, 2024 16:27
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dr_rat posted:Oh you can't not include the poster: This just looks like the dad from the tv show Dinosaurs! Also, are his shoes three pairs of converse stitched together?
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Feb 12, 2024 16:38
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Sunk Dunk posted:are there any good docs or full movies on youtube that you would recommend? i need to waste time at work and i refuse to do anything productive today Noclip has some good docos on a bunch of videogames
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Feb 12, 2024 16:41
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Godzilla vs T Rex vs Transformers
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Feb 12, 2024 16:48
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Sunk Dunk posted:are there any good docs or full movies on youtube that you would recommend? i need to waste time at work and i refuse to do anything productive today Here are three, making up about 7 and a half hours of content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9OhTB5eBqQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fVOF2PiHnc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4AdFD3E2ok
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Feb 12, 2024 16:49
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LanceHunter posted:Here are three, making up about 7 and a half hours of content: Ugh you disgusting fool. Look what you’ve done! You forgot the Evan Hansen one! https://youtu.be/8quWUSZCW5g?si=u62Ui7j9mzyp0wy7
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Feb 12, 2024 16:51
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poisonpill posted:This just looks like the dad from the tv show See it's cuz a dinosaur foot has three long toes and a normal pair of converse could never cover the spread without being clownishly large. This is the thinking man's dinosaur movie with modern solutions.
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Feb 12, 2024 16:54
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T-rex vs the Nixon administration It could work as political thriller or horror movie! Or both!!!
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Feb 12, 2024 16:54
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LanceHunter posted:Here are three, making up about 7 and a half hours of content: die
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Feb 12, 2024 17:02
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Gutcruncher posted:Ugh you disgusting fool. Look what you’ve done! That is a good one, as is Church Play Cinematic Universe. But there are only 8 hours in a work day and I don't want to keep other posters from their families while they catch up on all the genius Jenny has to offer.
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Feb 12, 2024 17:04
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I feel like the dark fate of jenny, is to have spent 10 times longer thinking about the star wars hotel than anyone actually involved in making it
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Feb 12, 2024 17:07
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the evermore video is advanced level Jenny. i wouldn't recommend it to a beginner
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Feb 12, 2024 17:23
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I want Jenny and Mike to get married then they can both finally have someone who loves and hates ghost shows as much as they do.
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Feb 12, 2024 17:43
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I can't always get into Jenny videos but some of them are pretty entertaining. I know she still exists but doesn't seem to make videos any more. Did she move to some other platform or project?
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Feb 12, 2024 17:46
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Baronjutter posted:I can't always get into Jenny videos but some of them are pretty entertaining. I know she still exists but doesn't seem to make videos any more. Did she move to some other platform or project? I think she mostly does patreon with the very rare big project type video going to YouTube Edit: I’m just naturally assuming her saying “I didn’t like joker” caused this shift
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Feb 12, 2024 17:50
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Baronjutter posted:I can't always get into Jenny videos but some of them are pretty entertaining. I know she still exists but doesn't seem to make videos any more. Did she move to some other platform or project?
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Feb 12, 2024 17:52
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Goddamn 40k a month to sperg about whatever obsession nobody else gives a poo poo about for hours, and I’ve been doing it for free. Life ain’t easy for those with the faces of ghouls.
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Feb 12, 2024 17:57
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Yeah I've liked some of her videos but I'm not about to subscribe to her patreon, but all I can say is props to her for somehow getting that many people to throw money at her
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Feb 12, 2024 17:59
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Jenny's very good at producing patreon only content on a reliable schedule, at a reasonable price point, and in sufficient quantity to satisfy the content hounds. I feel like compared to the output of a lot of the other big patreon tubers she absolutely earns it. I mean granted usually that content is "unhinged free associative multihour rants about some obscure disney or theme park marginalia" but presumably that's a feature not a bug for the jenny gang No Mods No Masters fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Feb 12, 2024 |
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Feb 12, 2024 18:02
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I'm super happy for her success, but yeah I'm not paying for jenny content. Good for her though! 40k!
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Feb 12, 2024 18:06
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mystes posted:Apparently she posts less focused monthly videos on her patreon (where she's raking in like $40k/month) and she's supposedly been working on a new youtube video for a year drat that's like $1 for every jump cut
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Feb 12, 2024 18:07
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Gutcruncher posted:I think she mostly does patreon with the very rare big project type video going to YouTube You can watch the shift happen in real time during her video on Endgame: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjOozxG8b5c At 14:56 she literally breaks into the video saying "yeah, I don't give a poo poo about this Marvel slop and don't want to talk about it anymore", and spends the last 8 minutes explaining why she doesn't want to bother with covering that kind of stuff anymore (partially because if she doesn't care and doesn't feel that she has something worth saying, why bother; and partially because she knows that whatever video she releases on <insert nerd property here> is going to get a lot of weirdos being angry at her). Basically she did on-video what the RLM crew kinda did behind the scenes and just alluded to when they stopped covering every blockbuster "nerd" movie on HitB.
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Feb 12, 2024 18:11
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If, like, RLM was producing twice as much content but half of it was paywalled, how much are they charging and pulling in? I'd think they'd have a much higher ceiling than 40k per month. poo poo, they might get that with their current patron which gives zero benefits
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Feb 12, 2024 18:12
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LanceHunter posted:You can watch the shift happen in real time during her video on Endgame: Good for her. She was always at her best talking about poo poo like embarrassing reality shows, embarrassing ghost shows, and embarrassing hallmark YouTube channels. The stuff she actually enjoys.
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Feb 12, 2024 18:15
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The boys could probably double or triple their patreon with pretty minimal effort. Make one patreon exclusive video every month consistently, make it at like a 3 or 5 dollar tier instead of the 15 dollars(???????????????) it currently is. That's it, that's the business plan
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Feb 12, 2024 18:19
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No Mods No Masters posted:The boys could probably double or triple their patreon with pretty minimal effort. Make one patreon exclusive video every month consistently, make it at like a 3 or 5 dollar tier instead of the 15 dollars(???????????????) it currently is. True. They could also probably make as much or more if they started doing in-video ads for NordVPN or World of Tanks or whatever. It's pretty admirable that they've decided to eschew all that despite Mike's ever-increasing appetite for TNG props.
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Feb 12, 2024 18:22
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I’d happily sit through hellofresh ads so Mike could buy the Ressikan flute
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Feb 12, 2024 18:51
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They need to just blow their wad and make a big dumb movie where dinosaurs terrorize the world in a bunch of overblown set pieces. They’ve been teasing that poo poo for 30 loving years now. There is nothing else left to do with the franchise. Or well… I guess you could squeeze out one more lower budget sequel after that about dinosaurs in space. Call it “Jurassic Universe” or some poo poo. colonelwest fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Feb 12, 2024 |
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Feb 12, 2024 19:10
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colonelwest posted:They need to just blow their wad and make a big dumb movie we’re dinosaurs terrorize the world. They’ve been teasing that poo poo for 30 loving years now. There is nothing else left to do with the franchise. If they do this they will make that the b plot, the film will spend nearly on the time on some bs main plot that no one cares about. Dinosaurs rule the world now, oh that nice, but we really need to make sure this talent show still goes a head, so we can win the money to save the local community center!!!
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Endless Trash posted:I’d happily sit through hellofresh ads so Mike could buy the Ressikan flute Mike wouldn't be able to resist turning the "it makes cooking a fresh, healthy mean so simple!" copy they give to all youtubers into an ad where Rich commits ever-increasing acts of boobery around a kitchen set until finally setting the whole thing on fire.
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