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Facebook Aunt posted:Jake is a writer who probably wrote it down eventually. Dax was a hot mess for a while who could easily have blurted it out to the wrong person. And if he did tell his doctor, well, is Bashir actually any good at keep secrets? [Turns Bareil into a robot, wipes Kurn's memory, sleeps with a patient]
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Should we get one of the people who can read minds or turn invisible or have bulletproof skin? No, we need someone who can fix appliances. well, yeah? there's always a need for someone to repair appliances. o'brien can access places and snoop around because he really is an engineer and he really is fixing poo poo.
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Feb 12, 2024 09:58
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not a whole lotta people in the future with the integrity and reliability of a union man
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Small Strange Bird posted:Bashir: "I'll have you know that I am a firm believer in medical ethics!" He didn't go into which medical ethics he believes in; I mean Khan's ethics for augments or Nausicaan best practices and requirements probably differ from the lame Starfleet ethics regulations to a degree. Hell, even just Denobulan doctors have this "its OK to play god and deny medical services based on your own believes" clause.
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Feb 12, 2024 10:45
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you know for being founding members of the federation you dont see much of the andorians or the tellarites
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Feb 12, 2024 11:01
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too much makeup for background appearances
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Here's my lawyer gamble:
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I don’t know whom I’d pick to be my lawyer, but I definitely want Quark as my forensic accountant.
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TrashMammal posted:then they make holograms of you and sentence them to hard labor in the dilithium mines During discovery the Federation was using forced prison labour for high-danger mining operations. also, gently caress discovery.
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Feb 12, 2024 13:28
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That Klingon lawyer was pretty good. Also, cheap. Call him up Larry!
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Feb 12, 2024 14:04
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Anniversary tradition in STO is to make a Federation ship gently caress another faction's ship and have a baby: this year it's the Defiant and a Jem'Hadar bugship.  Or if you'd prefer pink 
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Feb 12, 2024 14:50
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That's a good looking ship. Seems nimble.
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Feb 12, 2024 15:14
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It looks like SR-2 Normandy with AWACS-disc. It looks better than most STO originals though, but like that toilet seat ship released few years ago, if you think about it for a moment its not obvious which way is front.
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Feb 12, 2024 15:21
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I was always a fan of the Jem'Hadar's whole dusty purple scheme, it's quite tasteful.
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Feb 12, 2024 15:41
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MikeJF posted:Or if you'd prefer pink Don't let the B5 fans see or they'll get mad! 
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Feb 12, 2024 15:44
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I remember my extremely colorblind friend in highschool was a fervent lover of Babylon 5 ships because of the color schemes. I like 'em because I'm poisoned by Chris Foss art.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Make sure to get sued in Federation space. At worst, you go to cushy Federation prison. According to the pilot of Voyager, it seems that The Federation turned Australia back into a prison colony.
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Feb 12, 2024 16:26
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Facebook Aunt posted:Jake is a writer who probably wrote it down eventually. Dax was a hot mess for a while who could easily have blurted it out to the wrong person. And if he did tell his doctor, well, is Bashir actually any good at keep secrets? Is the guy who concealed his genetically augmented status from Starfleet for a decade plus any good at keeping secrets? Lemme think about that one
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Dabir posted:Is the guy who concealed his genetically augmented status from Starfleet for a decade plus any good at keeping secrets? Lemme think about that one So good at concealing it he concealed it from himself
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MikeJF posted:During discovery the Federation was using forced prison labour for high-danger mining operations. In the VOY pilot Tom Paris has a line about one of the wings of the prison he's in (I think it's in New Zealand) really heating up during the day, which implies they don't have AC, which to me always stood out as strangely punitive for a Star Trek Earth-is-paradise prison.
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Feb 12, 2024 17:27
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They have A/C, Paris just didn't like moving when a sunbeam fell on him through a window. Getting him up for mandatory arts appreciation class was a chore for the guards.
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He’s saying it really heats up during the day but more in the sense that everyone just starts making out in the day time, not actual temperature.
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Feb 12, 2024 17:41
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Maybe "it really heats up" is a metaphor for people losing their tempers because the Chateau Le Blanc '68 is served room temperature instead of slightly chilled
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Mulaney Power Move posted:In the VOY pilot Tom Paris has a line about one of the wings of the prison he's in (I think it's in New Zealand) really heating up during the day, which implies they don't have AC, which to me always stood out as strangely punitive for a Star Trek Earth-is-paradise prison. Was that Tom Paris? I could have sworn that was Ensign Ro's jail anecdote.
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Feb 12, 2024 18:37
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Hmm, maybe it was Ensign Ro.
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They bored the hell out of Paris when he spent 30 days in the hole on the ship for trying to help a guy commit eco-terrorism. It was basically stated outright that visitors weren't allowed to chitchat with him and that was the point. Ship rules may be different than earth prison.
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Feb 12, 2024 18:43
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Paris goes to jail a lot. In the one episode he and Harry end up in the alien space jail and Harry ends up beating him up with a pipe. Another great use of a pipe in Star Trek.
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Feb 12, 2024 18:48
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Paris threw a hunger strike when not allowed 24/7 access to his collection of vintage 20th century entertainment
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redshirt posted:Paris threw a hunger strike when not allowed 24/7 access to his collection of vintage 20th century entertainment it was all replicated, anyway. he didn't have the opportunity to bring personal effects along because he wasn't supposed to be a member of the crew.
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Feb 12, 2024 18:58
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paris could have replicated a trans am but instead he replicated a camaro. he's trash.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Maybe "it really heats up" is a metaphor for people losing their tempers because the Chateau Le Blanc '68 is served room temperature instead of slightly chilled This reference is appreciated.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:paris could have replicated a trans am but instead he replicated a camaro. he's trash. It was a bitchin camero.
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Feb 12, 2024 19:27
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Ugh, missed opportunity to replicate The Bandit and wear the cowboy hat.
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some folk just aren’t wired for post-scarcity. might as well dump ‘em all in mad max land where they can live that wannabe warlord lifestyle without bothering everyone else
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Feb 12, 2024 20:39
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does the enterprise have an office manager
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actually we never see anyone drinking or eating during meetings, how unrealistic
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Starfleet prison is probably worse than the Federation prison, what with all the paramilitary stuff.
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GolfHole posted:actually we never see anyone drinking or eating during meetings, how unrealistic It was banned after an unfortunate incident between Spock and Kirk (Not James, the other one)
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GolfHole posted:actually we never see anyone drinking or eating during meetings, how unrealistic They used to, but Worf kept biting the heads off live animals in the middle of Geordie giving routine maintenance reviews.
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Me making license plates in Federation prison: Computer, replicate a license plate, designation "P-CARD DUNE BUGGY" Computer, replicate a license plate, designation "T. PARIS P*SSYCRUSHA"
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