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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Getting caught up on games

Gears 4 was just so-so. The robots were kind of a boring enemy, nothing felt that important

Gears 5 is back to form. Big fun set pieces, cool new enemies

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90sgamer
Jun 28, 2023
fuck off worms butthole guy!!!

Custard Undies posted:

Bring back FMV cutscenes!

I do not care how cheesy they are.

Twisted Metal 2013 and the recent Silent Hill: The Short Message both use FMV cutscenes but nobody plays them because they are on playstation

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


I still love the cutscenes in cult classic PS1 FPS Disruptor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Z6qhGkri0

Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best

njsykora posted:

I still love the cutscenes in cult classic PS1 FPS Disruptor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Z6qhGkri0

I usually fast forward the speaking part

Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish
:hellyeah:

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Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best

What does this mean?

Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish

Crafty posted:

What does this mean?

Nothing, is dumb internet joke.

CBD Corndog
Jun 21, 2009



Crafty posted:

What does this mean?

The latest rumor from the TimDog-likes is that the hardware team was replaced with the Surface team and they'll be designing the next console

https://twitter.com/oliver_drk/status/1756713202639843795

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
The surface team has been designing the consoles since the one S iirc

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



hatty posted:

The surface team has been designing the consoles since the one S iirc

They've been doing well imo

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1757102346000286155

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
E: I was beat

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

It’s so over

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Never knew Xbox had a podcast

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Stamps.com will be sponsoring the death of Xbox.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

"Game Pass for Workgroups" never gets old

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


Is this the future of Xbox presentation he mentioned last week? Or is there another one planned?

https://twitter.com/XboxP3/status/1754598552548904973

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Crows Turn Off posted:

Is this the future of Xbox presentation he mentioned last week? Or is there another one planned?

This is the one.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
a podcast? talk about a nothingburger

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Palmtree Panic posted:

Stamps.com will be sponsoring the death of Xbox.

Lol

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Video podcast?

90sgamer
Jun 28, 2023
fuck off worms butthole guy!!!

hatty posted:

a podcast? talk about a nothingburger

They aren’t going to have an e3 style presentation just to say they are bowing down to Sony and Nintendo

Podcast + press release is more than sega did when they bounced

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Id give my series s for this to be hosted by the serial girl

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

hatty posted:

a podcast? talk about a nothingburger

The CEO of Microsoft Gaming, the President of Xbox and the President of Game Content and Studios are going to sit down for their recurring segments, "Follow Up", "Whatcha Been Playing", and "One Cool Thing".

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Of course Xbox would peace out in a method that generates 0p at 0fps.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Phil: ive got a new segment I've been work shopping: nothingburgers with a side of union rings.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
As always, until next time, gently caress unions, go work

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

univbee posted:

Of course Xbox would peace out in a method that generates 0p at 0fps.

It's a video podcast.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker

90sgamer posted:

They aren’t going to have an e3 style presentation just to say they are bowing down to Sony and Nintendo

Podcast + press release is more than sega did when they bounced

Sega did a press phoner which is like a podcast pre-2005!

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Mail Chimp is finally coming to GPU

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


It'll be on video like this probably.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxM90uM3674

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

A video podcast... so TV is the nail in the coffin again?

Dehry
Aug 21, 2009

Grimey Drawer
Dealing with the death of a console can be a difficult process. That's why the Xbox podcast has partnered with BetterHelp. Use code XBOXFEB2024 for 10% off your first therapy session.

Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best

90sgamer posted:

They aren’t going to have an e3 style presentation just to say they are bowing down to Sony and Nintendo

This guy thinks the console wars are real

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Crafty posted:

This guy thinks the console wars are real

he also has worms in his rear end in a top hat

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Spencer baited, Booty Deflated, Gamer Bonds Vacated

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

exquisite tea posted:

Spencer baited, Booty Deflated, Gamer Bonds Vacated

Timdog ejaculated

90sgamer
Jun 28, 2023
fuck off worms butthole guy!!!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

he also has worms in his rear end in a top hat

Why do you keep saying that

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Durrrrrrrrrrrr

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CBD Corndog
Jun 21, 2009



Pinterest Mom posted:

The CEO of Microsoft Gaming, the President of Xbox and the President of Game Content and Studios are going to sit down for their recurring segments, "Follow Up", "Whatcha Been Playing", and "One Cool Thing".

Hosted by Greg Miller, the Gamer's champion

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