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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


GolfHole posted:

actually we never see anyone drinking or eating during meetings, how unrealistic

Wow someone should watch strange new worlds

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

they 'eat' all the time on lexx im just going to watch lexx

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

davidspackage posted:

Me making license plates in Federation prison:

Computer, replicate a license plate, designation "P-CARD DUNE BUGGY"

Computer, replicate a license plate, designation "T. PARIS P*SSYCRUSHA"

ENS4LIFE

GAMMA Q

A55B RGY (state of Florida plate)

SLMDR MOM

WARP 69

WARP 420

WOLF 359 (veteran plate)

DEEP6T9

CUBE SLYR

AGMNTD (rejected)

FLLY FNCTL

GHST BNGR (MD plates)

KHAAAAAN

Big Ass On Fire
Jun 16, 2023

DECONME

THRESHLD

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I feel like I’m in the futurama writers room circa 2002

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Computer load holodeck program Riker_BigNaturalsV7

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

WEYOUN 4-8

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

LUV2WARP

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

CainFortea posted:

It was a bitchin camero.

He ran over my Weyoun

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Dabir posted:

Is the guy who concealed his genetically augmented status from Starfleet for a decade plus any good at keeping secrets? Lemme think about that one

He got caught because he discussed it with his parents in a publicly accessible space rather than his private quarters or an exam room with a door. His Opsec is terrible. His dad went to prison!

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Facebook Aunt posted:

He got caught because he discussed it with his parents in a publicly accessible space rather than his private quarters or an exam room with a door. His Opsec is terrible. His dad went to prison!

an accident, or the elaborate 4d scheme of an augmented superfreak who was tired of dealing with his old man’s poo poo?

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Facebook Aunt posted:

He got caught because he discussed it with his parents in a publicly accessible space rather than his private quarters or an exam room with a door. His Opsec is terrible. His dad went to prison!

no he didn't. His parents brought it up out of nowhere talking to an UNRESPONSIVE HOLOGRAM OF HIM. It's their idiot fault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57OPq60KQhk

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Brawnfire posted:

I remember my extremely colorblind friend in highschool was a fervent lover of Babylon 5 ships because of the color schemes.

I like 'em because I'm poisoned by Chris Foss art.

Me:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Also, this picture made me laugh like an idiot. I like Tom Paris carrying a printer.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Also, this picture made me laugh like an idiot. I like Tom Paris carrying a printer.



lol this is amazing. What is the context? British store ad?

KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Also, this picture made me laugh like an idiot. I like Tom Paris carrying a printer.



If anyone was going to film his wife during coitus, it would be that loving Neelix.

Harry Kim, space pirate

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Janeway and Tuvok are smolderingly hot. drat that's some sexy technology.

Everyone else... Lmao

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Also, this picture made me laugh like an idiot. I like Tom Paris carrying a printer.



Why isn't that Tom Paris picture posted every time someone mentions a goon carrying a printer?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


counterfeitsaint posted:

Why isn't that Tom Paris picture posted every time someone mentions a goon carrying a printer?

No goon is as cool as tom paris

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

redshirt posted:

lol this is amazing. What is the context? British store ad?

Parade Magazine, a national magazine that was (is?) distributed as a section of a bunch of different Sunday newspapers. The article is a fluff piece about all the hottest new 1997 technology that's available, posing with the cast of Voyager for unknown reasons.

Full scans: https://voy.trekcore.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=364

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

lol this is amazing. What is the context? British store ad?

It was a piece for Parade magazine.



Edit: like the MAD Magazine parody it was also written under the impression that the doctor was named "Zimmerman"

Jimbone Tallshanks fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Feb 13, 2024

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I keep thinking, "Who are those other squares in the photos?! Show more Star Trek!"

lol

Big Parade fan here too. It used to be this mini newspaper magazine inside the regular magazine. 2 in 1!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

It was a piece for Parade magazine.



Edit: like the MAD Magazine parody it was also written under the impression that the doctor was named "Zimmerman"

I appreciate that they locked Neelix in some kind of cage.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Beltran just loving off and putting the webcam on his head

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Megillah Gorilla posted:

Also, this picture made me laugh like an idiot. I like Tom Paris carrying a printer.



KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

It was a piece for Parade magazine.



Edit: like the MAD Magazine parody it was also written under the impression that the doctor was named "Zimmerman"

Kes: *thousand yard stare*
Janeway: "I can't touch this woman, its freaking me out, what have you done to her Neelix"
Neelix: "I will hide my shame by hiding in a glass container, also hiding my face by positioning just behind the connector"

Photographer: "I still better get paid for this"

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Dabir posted:

no he didn't. His parents brought it up out of nowhere talking to an UNRESPONSIVE HOLOGRAM OF HIM. It's their idiot fault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57OPq60KQhk

LOL I guess we know where he got his original dumb dumb genes from.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

It was a piece for Parade magazine.



Edit: like the MAD Magazine parody it was also written under the impression that the doctor was named "Zimmerman"

When did Jason Alexander have a guest role on Voyager???

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"Think Tank"

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Yeah he played the huge dork nerd genius alien who wanted to kidnap Seven because she had giant...uh brains...

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


DrSunshine posted:

When did Jason Alexander have a guest role on Voyager???

season 5, episode 19

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
He had a vagina on his forehead.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Big surprise that Star Trek nerd has no idea what pussy looks like.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Robert Picardo gets to coyly present a 3DS, Garrett Wang gets a pair of Deus Ex sunglasses and has to struggle to hold a pile of... I thought they were books at first but are they European board games?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dabir posted:

Robert Picardo gets to coyly present a 3DS, Garrett Wang gets a pair of Deus Ex sunglasses and has to struggle to hold a pile of... I thought they were books at first but are they European board games?

lol that's software friend! Boxes, for software. Manuals, CDs, etc.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



me rn:

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Dabir posted:

Robert Picardo gets to coyly present a 3DS, Garrett Wang gets a pair of Deus Ex sunglasses and has to struggle to hold a pile of... I thought they were books at first but are they European board games?

this post gave me arthritis

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Dabir posted:

Robert Picardo gets to coyly present a 3DS, Garrett Wang gets a pair of Deus Ex sunglasses and has to struggle to hold a pile of... I thought they were books at first but are they European board games?

The full description:



See, before Google and Wikipedias you would spend $40 for a CD if you wanted to search a database of information on a particular topic.

You Don't Know Jack is a pretty timeless game, though.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



god they even give you a loving phone number to call and talk to someone about ordering it.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
What the hell does Tuvok have wrapped around him?

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