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Still can't beleive people think this K addict is a self-made genius. He's publicly outted himself so many times. Go to the corner, you make Zuck look good. I saw some dumb Onion peice that he Fd' a toaster and it took me a second to separate "Yeah I can see that" and "oh that's the Onion"
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i mean he did try to fork a toaster because he put a poptart in the wrong way.
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Feb 13, 2024 05:55
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I don't know if I'm alone in this, but these stat posts he makes always seem more like he's trying to convince himself than anyone else.
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Feb 13, 2024 06:02
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Mr Scumbag posted:I don't know if I'm alone in this, but these stat posts he makes always seem more like he's trying to convince himself than anyone else. That's the whole reason they use off-brand metrics!
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Feb 13, 2024 06:04
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...! posted:His ket brain put a photo of the blood moon on a shirt and called it Mars He knows that Mars is Mars. He just also knows the Moon is Mars, obviously 
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Feb 13, 2024 06:29
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If the goals are far enough apart, anyone can make it! 
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Mr Scumbag posted:I don't know if I'm alone in this, but these stat posts he makes always seem more like he's trying to convince himself than anyone else.
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Feb 13, 2024 06:44
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Captain Hygiene posted:That's the whole reason they use off-brand metrics! I work at a pretty big corporation and our management teams are constantly sending company wide emails with stats and figures for motivational purposes. These posts have the same energy I suspect they're for current employees to keep up what morale they have.
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Feb 13, 2024 06:50
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I can confirm it absolutely does the opposite.
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Slugworth posted:Wait, am I forgetting what dicks and balls look like? That is not a familiar silhouette. That's what Musk's dick and balls look like in silhouette. THAT'S why he went for IVF.
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Feb 13, 2024 07:07
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Elon is notoriously bad at predicting the end of pandemics
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Hmm, a very quick search shows that Twitter had 24.1 million super bowl tweets during the 2013 game... And super bowl XLIX (I'm not going to try to find out what year that was) has 28.4 million tweets... Shazback fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Feb 13, 2024 |
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Feb 13, 2024 07:15
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MrQwerty posted:lol Okay, I'm fat and I can say from experience "fat" does not look like that. I'm really leaning towards the "Taking Human Growth Hormone and not working out" theory at this point.
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Feb 13, 2024 07:23
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Lammasu posted:Does Elon ever do any actual loving work? He's the official ketamine janitor of Tesla, SpaceX, and Twitter(the all-in-one-app) in addition to being CEO 
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Feb 13, 2024 08:01
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Samovar posted:That's what Musk's dick and balls look like in silhouette. THAT'S why he went for IVF. sorry you had to see musks dick and balls. the shadow still haunts you...
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Feb 13, 2024 08:07
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A pack of recalcitrant nongs, that deadshit Mahathir in particular... /
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I hope everyone in IMC’s country is happy. I heard it was full of Malays
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Viscous Soda posted:Okay, I'm fat and I can say from experience "fat" does not look like that. I'm really leaning towards the "Taking Human Growth Hormone and not working out" theory at this point. Yeah his torso is straight up weird
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Feb 13, 2024 08:18
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The X logo appears especially dogshit when placed next to anything else, such as regular text or a moderately simple background I mean just glance at that image, your eye immediately picks up the numbers but noticing the X takes like, effort
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Do they even have the rights to keep saying "super bowl" while advertising their own company? Other companies don't keep saying "the big game" because they like being coy
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Feb 13, 2024 08:21
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i can't believe elon would flout the law
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Reminder that Elon set up a big X sign that blinded people and had to take it down again
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No I just like occasionally reminding people about things they might have forgotten to cringe about Like changing the Twitter sign on the building to read "titter"
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Treecko posted:Still can't beleive people think this K addict is a self-made genius. Since he's decided that he's a political figure, his supporters are pre-rinsed to know that all criticism of Elon Musk is part of a secret agenda and you need to shut those naughty, gay thoughts out. Not believing all his woo and that he is on a messianic mission to save the earth is literally called a mind virus.
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Ghostlight posted:i can't believe elon would flout the law
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Elon is the law if you think about it 
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reminder that elon tried to challenge zuck to a fight, backed out at every opportunity while trying to sell the situation as him being the tuff guy. Also his preparation for the fight was picking up and half assedly curling a dumbell for a day till he twinged his back
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Viscous Soda posted:Okay, I'm fat and I can say from experience "fat" does not look like that. I'm really leaning towards the "Taking Human Growth Hormone and not working out" theory at this point. Musk has Shatner Torso, in that he always looks like he’s wearing a girdle under his t-shirts
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bandaid.friend posted:The X logo appears especially dogshit when placed next to anything else, such as regular text or a moderately simple background It's literally just an X from a standard font. There is nothing special about it. I wonder if he's even been able to trademark it
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wit posted:He sounds like one of those gangstalking victims that think people are sneaking around their life, hiding their milk or making them forget their PIN number when they go to an ATM. Random aside but I saw a series of Facebook short videos from some dude who appears to profit from making fake videos of him "catching" gang stalkers following him. It's always big dudes standing and staring at him super obviously from around corners who walk or run away when approached. Dude has identified crazy people as easy marks and is soliciting donations from them
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Abongination posted:fake videos of him "catching" gang stalkers A funny idea for goofy videos on the surface, but it will absolutely lead to real life deaths if it becomes popular
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Feb 13, 2024 11:13
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Does Facebook or Google post these any of stats after a big event? Actually I'll reword it, does an unpaid superfan account post any stats like this in behalf of the tech giants? Lol
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holtemon posted:Does Facebook or Google post these any of stats after a big event? Actually I'll reword it, does an unpaid superfan account post any stats like this in behalf of the tech giants? Lol I remember pornhub doing for some events, but that's more using the scandalous absurdity of which teams' fans watch more porn after the match for marketing.
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holtemon posted:Does Facebook or Google post these any of stats after a big event? Actually I'll reword it, does an unpaid superfan account post any stats like this in behalf of the tech giants? Lol no. they're on a completely different level. Comparing musk Twitter and facebook is like comparing one of those shady game consoles loaded with pirated software to a Playstation 5
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holtemon posted:Does Facebook or Google post these any of stats after a big event? Actually I'll reword it, does an unpaid superfan account post any stats like this in behalf of the tech giants? Lol what for, that information may only concern their advertisers or it's important internally/to shareholders
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the quarter assed x rebrand failed somehow (Looking into it) and now absolutely nobody calls it x (Concerning) unless theyre making fun of it (The Everything App) or a sycophant (!!)
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Sankis posted:no. they're on a completely different level. Comparing musk Twitter and facebook is like comparing one of those shady game consoles loaded with pirated software to a Playstation 5
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thathonkey posted:the quarter assed x rebrand failed somehow (Looking into it) and now absolutely nobody calls it x (Concerning) unless theyre making fun of it (The Everything App) or a sycophant (!!) I know X has been a long time thing with musk, but it still sort of feels like he was trying to be zucker as the stupid change of brand names. Hell zucker might have him beat. Just checked and Facebook has apparently pissed away $46.5 Billion on the Metaverse crap as of October last year. Impressive.
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dr_rat posted:I know X has been a long time thing with musk, but it still sort of feels like he was trying to be zucker as the stupid change of brand names. One could argue with Meta that they are at least trying to invest in a possible (profitable) future. Certainly not unheard of for a tech money to lose a lot of money in a new space, but establish dominance in that space at the same time, eventually leading to massive profits. Musk ain't building poo poo with Twitter. He's running it straight into the ground.
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