cat botherer posted:

I’ve actually played that before. It’s easy to get very close to 50% if you just apply your Aryan will to pressing the keys kinda randomly. It’s easy when you have feedback.

LonsomeSon posted:

i put a message into the Chinese Room and one came back out of it

in short, we are in love and also i have never been so terrified in my entire life, it feels like my soul is about to shatter and i can’t stop crying

Upsidads posted:

Alright how long till the invented Toby Kieth quote emails

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I guess Death put a boot up Toby Keith's rear end.

El Spamo posted:

Was toby Keith big maga? I just know his red solo cup song from karaoke night

El Spamo posted:

Was toby Keith big maga? I just know his red solo cup song from karaoke night

Neito posted:

Conicidentally, the weirdest bit of post-9/11 fuckery just posted on my bsky feed.

Panfilo posted:

Was Toby Kieth the guy someone described as "He did to country music what panty hose did to fingerbanging"?

quote:

Up from the basement came one of country music’s brightest stars (who shall remain nameless). At that moment in time, the Star had a monster radio hit about bombing America’s enemies back into the Stone Age.

“Happy birthday,” the Star said to Willie, breezing by us. As he passed Kristofferson in one long, confident stride, out of the corner of his mouth came “None of that lefty poo poo out there tonight, Kris.”�

“What the gently caress did you just say to me?” Kris growled, stepping forward.

“You heard me,” the Star said, walking away in the darkness.

“Don’t turn your back to me, boy,” Kristofferson shouted, not giving a poo poo that basically the entire music industry seemed to be flanking him.

“You ever worn your country’s uniform?” Kris asked rhetorically.

“What?”

“Don’t ‘What?’ me, boy! You heard the question. You just don’t like the answer.” He paused just long enough to get a full chest of air. “I asked, ‘Have you ever served your country?’ The answer is, no, you have not. Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another man’s life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not. So shut the gently caress up!” I could feel his body pulsing with anger next to me. “You don’t know what the hell you are talking about!”

“Whatever,” the young Star muttered.

Kristofferson took a deep inhale and leaned against the wall, still vibrating with adrenaline. He looked over at Willie as if to say, “Don’t say a word.” Then his eyes found me. “You know what Waylon Jennings said about guys like him?” he whispered.

I shook my head.

“They’re doin’ to country music what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’.

Neito posted:

Conicidentally, the weirdest bit of post-9/11 fuckery just posted on my bsky feed.

Professor Beetus posted:

They will probably find it just as weird that porn came on dvds

Animal-Mother posted:

This porno is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters...

Medullah posted:

Tempest_56 posted:

However pretty much everybody involved in the exchange has said it's completely untrue and never happened.

Medullah posted:

Dameius posted:

In their mind who are the dumdums and who are the smarties. I need to know before I can agree.

Medullah posted:

Dameius posted:

who are the dumdums and who are the smarties.

Medullah posted:

disposablewords posted:

So hey what's their opinion on book bans? Because I suspect someone posting that is the kind of person who also thinks they need to "keep queer groomers out of schools" or some poo poo like that.