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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

CubanMissile posted:

Basilone’s story was worth telling because I never get to see Anna Torv outside of Fringe. But no amount of storytelling will ever make me understand why he’d go back.

Sometimes war breaks people in a way where it's the only place they feel like themselves. I've seen plenty of posts in /r/veterans where people post about how they wish they could deploy again because they don't feel like they fit in regular world.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dr.Radical posted:

No they need to do the theater my grandfather was in: The Caribbean. He was a dentist in the navy and had harrowing stories about stuff like seeing a huge spider in the dental clinic on the ship

Spielberg and Hanks finally give us the gritty 21st Century adaptation of It Ain't Half Hot Mum the world has been begging for.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I’d like a Flying Circus movie. WW1 is hot again

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
I dont care how many times they go up-diddly-up-up they're still gits.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Arc Hammer posted:

I dont care how many times they go up-diddly-up-up they're still gits.

Oh, come on, sir! I'd love to be a flyer, up there where the air is clear!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
The chances of the air being clear anywhere near you are zero.

I always get confused between the sound of a Sopwith Camel, and the sound of a malodorous runt wasting everybody's time.

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

CubanMissile posted:

Basilone’s story was worth telling because I never get to see Anna Torv outside of Fringe. But no amount of storytelling will ever make me understand why he’d go back.

Wasn't she in the Leckie bits?

As to the other, some people think less of themselves if they don't do X.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Cojawfee posted:

Sometimes war breaks people in a way where it's the only place they feel like themselves. I've seen plenty of posts in /r/veterans where people post about how they wish they could deploy again because they don't feel like they fit in regular world.

The Hurt Locker is good for this.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012

Monica Bellucci posted:

Wasn't she in the Leckie bits?

As to the other, some people think less of themselves if they don't do X.

She's the hollywood starlet Basilone is banging on his US tour

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

George H.W. oval office posted:

I’d like a Flying Circus movie. WW1 is hot again

Careful--we wanted a Richtofen movie, and for our sins, we got one.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
I'm only capable of paying like 65% to this show but did they kill Elvis offscreen?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

mcmagic posted:

I'm only capable of paying like 65% to this show but did they kill Elvis offscreen?

He didn't die, he just went home to Stalag Luft III

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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mcmagic posted:

I'm only capable of paying like 65% to this show but did they kill Elvis offscreen?

i mean elvis: the movie killed elvis offscreen so there's precedent

Burns
May 10, 2008

Gotta say i dont usually like these types of melodramatic theme songs but i do like the one in Masters.

And seconding Neptune's Inferno. It would be a natural companion to the Pacific. And drat its got some harowing scenes, especially the first night battle off Savo Island (a near disaster for the Allied fleet).

ColonelJohnMatrix
Jun 24, 2006

Because all fucking hell is going to break loose

The absolute insanity of the surface battles around Guadalcanal will absolutely make it to the screen one day (I know that a smidge of the battle of Savo Island was seen in the Pacific, but still). Neptune's Inferno was a crazy read.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

ColonelJohnMatrix posted:

The absolute insanity of the surface battles around Guadalcanal will absolutely make it to the screen one day (I know that a smidge of the battle of Savo Island was seen in the Pacific, but still). Neptune's Inferno was a crazy read.

Surface Warfare might be a tall task to convert to screen because of the distances involved.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Flikken posted:

Surface Warfare might be a tall task to convert to screen because of the distances involved.

Just go with the battle off Samar and have USS Johnston lead a destroyer charge against the fricking Yamato.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Arc Hammer posted:

Just go with the battle off Samar and have USS Johnston lead a destroyer charge against the fricking Yamato.

I mean I dug the destroyer combat in Greyhound but I think it would be hard to show how balls to the wall crazy Evans was in that fight.

Stegosnaurlax
Apr 30, 2023

Flikken posted:

I mean I dug the destroyer combat in Greyhound but I think it would be hard to show how balls to the wall crazy Evans was in that fight.

Greyhound was good, but they really didn't need to turn the uboats into supernatural killer whales.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Stegosnaurlax posted:

Greyhound was good, but they really didn't need to turn the uboats into supernatural killer whales.

I kinda feel like Greyhound did not do any favors to this show. Hanks et al. clearly got all :hmmyes: about the green-screening and minimal set work and copy/pasted it for MotA.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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speaking of greyhound, is it recorded in history that germans would paint easily identifiable and improbably massive evil symbols on their submarines and then taunt americans with wolf noises?

Stegosnaurlax
Apr 30, 2023

Eau de MacGowan posted:

speaking of greyhound, is it recorded in history that germans would paint easily identifiable and improbably massive evil symbols on their submarines and then taunt americans with wolf noises?

They for sure painted emblems on their uboats. Some pirate esq, some were like unit flags and poo poo. The luftwaffe did it too.
They definitely didn't surface within gently caress you distance of escorts to give them a call. if they did they'd have depth charges raining down within 5 mins.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Flikken posted:

Surface Warfare might be a tall task to convert to screen because of the distances involved.

Both Das Boot and Battleship had different but equally great takes on how to do Naval Warfare well. Its entirely possible to do it well given a competent production team.

I have no faith in Hollywood hiring a competent production team instead of a bunch of consultant committees but a man can dream.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Arc Hammer posted:

Just go with the battle off Samar and have USS Johnston lead a destroyer charge against the fricking Yamato.

For context, since this is TVIV instead of one of the coldwar/history threads:

Here is the start of The Operations Room's four part series https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIrBqsn0WCY

Leyte Gulf - Battle of the Sibuyan Sea
Leyte Gulf - Battle of Surigao Strait
Leyte Gulf - Battle off Samar (1/2)
Leyte Gulf - Battle off Samar, USS Johnston Fights to the Death (2/2)

This is a dude with essentially the CGI level of a 1998 grog strategy video game making a compelling 80 minute narrative.

M_Gargantua fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Feb 14, 2024

ColonelJohnMatrix
Jun 24, 2006

Because all fucking hell is going to break loose

The Greyhound bits where the u-boat crew was taunting was pretty ridiculous. Doing that kind of thing would be drat near suicidal and it's weird they put that kind of hollywood nonsense into it. They did paint the side of U-boats sometimes though, so that part is fine.

I agree that surface warfare between naval ships would be tricky to get right on film, but that's why the Guadalcanal stuff in Iron Bottom Sound would seem to be tailor made for it as a lot of it was close range wild poo poo with a melee of ships firing pretty much into each other's faces. Albeit at night though, which would make it harder to show.

I am shocked that the USS Johnston / Taffy 3 story hasn't been done on film yet.

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

M_Gargantua posted:

For context, since this is TVIV instead of one of the coldwar/history threads:

Here is the start of The Operations Room's four part series https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIrBqsn0WCY

Leyte Gulf - Battle of the Sibuyan Sea
Leyte Gulf - Battle of Surigao Strait
Leyte Gulf - Battle off Samar (1/2)
Leyte Gulf - Battle off Samar, USS Johnston Fights to the Death (2/2)

This is a dude with essentially the CGI level of a 1998 grog strategy video game making a compelling 80 minute narrative.

Oh boy if we're posting TOR videos about aerial operations we want to see big screen adaptations of, if only because both of them fit the category of "You can't make this poo poo up," my number one would be the Falklands Vulcan raid, and the other would be Midway. But the Midway movie would never be made because in order to make it compelling you'd have to overtly premise it on how the US won because of luck alone, which makes for huge amazing suspense, but probably wouldn't do too well with the "RAH RAH USA BACK-TO-BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS" crowd who'd also be their prime demo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5yAtuYPHK4

^^ WATCH THAT AND TELL ME THAT'S NOT THE MOST INSANE poo poo YOU'VE EVER HEARD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HkBW7X7LaU

edit: wait there was midway movie??! i have some catching up to do

XYZAB fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Feb 16, 2024

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
I thought the Midway movie was pretty good and I'm shocked that it came from Emmerich of all directors.

ColonelJohnMatrix
Jun 24, 2006

Because all fucking hell is going to break loose

Yeah I actually enjoyed the Midway movie. They had a lot of stuff to fit in and for the most part I thought it turned out good.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Eau de MacGowan posted:

speaking of greyhound, is it recorded in history that germans would paint easily identifiable and improbably massive evil symbols on their submarines and then taunt americans with wolf noises?

For the most part U-boat insignia was pretty dopey:

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Cessna posted:

For the most part U-boat insignia was pretty dopey:



greyhound would have been a lot better if it was the snowman submarine and they taunted the americans with "Vott killed ze dinosaurs, greyhound? ZE ICE AGE!!!!!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

U-47: You know what zey say, Greyhound? Ze bull gets zee horns :smug:
Krause: But... you're the bull. You're getting the horns?
U-47: ... you win zis round, Greyhound...

Stegosnaurlax
Apr 30, 2023

Cessna posted:

For the most part U-boat insignia was pretty dopey:



the axishistory forum, under uboats had a 40-50 page sticky with photos of them. I'm not going to link a place with so many swastikas, but it's comprehensive in historical records. There is some less than stellar art on a lot of them.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Stegosnaurlax posted:

the axishistory forum, under uboats had a 40-50 page sticky with photos of them. I'm not going to link a place with so many swastikas, but it's comprehensive in historical records. There is some less than stellar art on a lot of them.

What do you expect from people dumb enough to get on a boat where using the toilet valves wrong sinks the ship.

Stegosnaurlax
Apr 30, 2023

Cojawfee posted:

What do you expect from people dumb enough to get on a boat where using the toilet valves wrong sinks the ship.

Better that than a steel tube full of pickled cabbage farts.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
don't yuck my yum

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Have there been any good dramatized depictions of the North African campaign? I'd love a series about tankers slugging it out in the desert.

Stegosnaurlax
Apr 30, 2023

Bloody Pom posted:

Have there been any good dramatized depictions of the North African campaign? I'd love a series about tankers slugging it out in the desert.

SAS Rogue Heroes is a fun show, but you have to navigate around the PR and lies about David Stirling.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

SA website Masters of the Air thread devolves completely into hypothetical chat about what other series would be better.

Here’s why that’s bad for Joe Biden (1/76)

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
drat, this episode was rough in a different way from episode 3. Though those moves during the fight were cool as poo poo. I don't think those last fighters knew what they were in for against a solo bomber.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Those are the kind of moves I pull in war thunder. But yea absolutely brutal. Crosby :smith:

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