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Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

All he has to do is ask people if they were better off in 2019.

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Huh, what got up Jeff Merkley's rear end? did his district not get enough pork?

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Nothus posted:

All he has to do is ask people if they were better off in 2019.

https://twitter.com/Gritty20202/status/1757064952773312674

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
Biden should drop Kamala and take Nikki Haley as his running mate. If Democracy itself is on the line this election then it is more important than partisan politics and he should run a split ticket like Lincoln. Then like Lincoln, he will die in office, and his token opposition VP will actually take it as a mandate to go fully partisan. Unlike the Reconstruction era it won't really matter though since their policy objectives are the same anyway

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://twitter.com/FinanceLancelot/status/1757389159348805788

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
lookin good dems

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Trump vindicated again

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

Dems unloading into their collective foot with perfect accuracy

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Huh, what got up Jeff Merkley's rear end? did his district not get enough pork?

sanders merkley dark horse ticket

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

on the one hand he would easily fail the test on the other hand this just continues showing hes a decrepit cadaver

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they don't care enough to fake the results

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Fondly remembering when dems were rolling over laughing because trump clearly faked his cognitive test.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

You pass 100% of the tests you don't fail

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

they don't care enough to fake the results

Right? That's what's astounding me. Dem incompetence knows no limit I guess

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

ben shapino posted:

You pass 100% of the tests you don't fail

- guy refusing to blow into the breathalyzer

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

lol remember Trump bragging about how hard he aced the cognitive test

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!
Why woudl he not take the cognitive test if everyone in his orbit has assured me the past few weeks how sharp and on the ball he is

are there any upsides to "will be first president to elect not to take a cognitive exam" just days after constantly demonstrating how bad your brain is

raisin kane
Dec 26, 2019
taking a DNA test to prove that i can 1/8th identify the current day of the week

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

tenderjerk posted:

Why woudl he not take the cognitive test if everyone in his orbit has assured me the past few weeks how sharp and on the ball he is

are there any upsides to "will be first president to elect not to take a cognitive exam" just days after constantly demonstrating how bad your brain is

We can only hope for another unscheduled press conference where he publicly takes the test.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


lmfao president goodbrains 2

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

joey goodbrains

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

I'll admit this would be a lot funnier to me if his competence wasn't a necessary component to stopping an ongoing genocide. Of course the other necessary component is will to do so and he lacks that as well.

I absolutely detest these people

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


ClassActionFursuit posted:

I'll admit this would be a lot funnier to me if his competence wasn't a necessary component to stopping an ongoing genocide. Of course the other necessary component is will to do so and he lacks that as well.

I absolutely detest these people

if it's any consolation, there is nobody who could potentially be president of the usa that would be able to stop the genocide. it would require complete destruction of the rich, all national politicians, and a probably a fairly large portion of the bourgeoisie

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Nothus posted:

lol remember Trump bragging about how hard he aced the cognitive test

person woman man camera tv

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

tenderjerk posted:

Why woudl he not take the cognitive test if everyone in his orbit has assured me the past few weeks how sharp and on the ball he is

His stutter would cause him to fail.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

they don't care enough to fake the results

Libs can't. That's not how they lie. It's why Trump being so brazen and growing an inch in his 70s so he wouldn't be obese was so outrageous to them. Like look at that video, she can't just say "Yeah he's as smart and sharp as ever." She needs to frame it with weasel phrases like "As I can see..." and "which to me in the context I can talk about..."
They play games like it's not lying if they can mangle a sentence so it can be interpreted another way once you prove they're full of poo poo. But only libs respect that or think that way, a normal person won't say "No the WH press secretary didn't lie when they said 'Last I saw the president doesn't wear adult diapers' because they made sure to look at a photo of him from 1977 before the press conference and technically he's only needed them since 2018."

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

alarumklok posted:

joey goodbrains

joey goobrains

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Hatebag posted:

if it's any consolation, there is nobody who could potentially be president of the usa that would be able to stop the genocide. it would require complete destruction of the rich, all national politicians, and a probably a fairly large portion of the bourgeoisie

If anything that's a worse indictment of the democrats to my mind

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's unwilling, not unable.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

p' sure if toddler brained nazi trump can get his people to storm capitol hill, he could get them to do all the actual revolutionary stuff

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it's unwilling, not unable.

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

Coolness Averted posted:

dem brainworms are so loving bad at convincing actual people to vote for them
there's some big local stuff on the primary ballot, like recalls for moms of liberty losers and the dem mailers are so focus grouped and based on 'common wisdom' about not wanting to upset moderates and GOP voters. Nothing in the dem mailers encourages me to vote for the recalls, it's greymeat "the following school board members aren't fiscally responsible and principals are quitting :(" so loving what?

The GOP mailers are the ones saying their loons are the only things keeping transgenders, wokes, and illegals out of classrooms and if these last bastions of liberty fall the schools will become socialist and queer indoctrination centers. The best the dem mailer gets is a single incredibly focus grouped line buried in there about "protecting classrooms for everybody." If they're too afraid to say who is in danger, I doubt they'll show real solidarity. Say we need to pay teachers more and kick cops off campus, don't just refer to a bigot's agenda as "fiscally unsound." Bathroom monitors and banned books would still be wrong even if they weren't leaving the district in the red.

Chances are the replacements are generic lovely libs, but in 2020 and 2022 there were actually good candidates with policy positions I support running for city council and state assembly who were too afraid to actually voice those policies in public. Like one of the city council candidates told me in a private conversation about their actual politics, but that they didn't think it was viable here. MFer, you lost because your campaign was just "look how crazy and bad the republican is." Nobody loving cares about that in a small city down ballot race! Inspire me to vote instead of just assuming legions of civic minded people will manifest if you're just the most mature and even-minded adult in the room
Their problem is that they develop their careers in the corporate world, where every decision is about identifying and minimizing risks (or at least appearing to do so). If you don't wholeheartedly adopt the mindset of trying to out-risk-minimize every other manager as you climb the ladder, or god forbid disregard some alleged corporate risk out of empathy to non-investor stakeholders, you are committing career suicide and are a hysterical failure. This way of thinking is drilled into the ruling class in universities as the rational-actor model of human behavior both in the curriculum and in the zero-sum competitive environment of admissions, refined and strengthened in the managerial culture of the corporate world, and constantly reinforced through exposure to media that is produced by people from the same class who were trained in the same way. The result is leaders that cannot imagine a path through life that isn't engulfed by an aggressive disregard of any consideration beyond identifying and minimizing risks, and they literally cannot comprehend that a normal person might hold a grudge after watching a video of a five-year-old Palestinian girl on a piggy-back ride being headshot-murdered by an IDF sniper.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Nothus posted:

lol remember Trump bragging about how hard he aced the cognitive test

lol at Biden turning Trump's dumb offhand statement into a win. :dementia:

super sweet best pal has issued a correction as of 11:52 on Feb 14, 2024

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I wouldn’t care if the president did wear adult diapers, because bladder and bowel control are not necessary for a world leader.

Shame about the brain though.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
incontinence is just something that happens to old people. i'd much rather shame politicians for their lives of deceit, cruelty and greed.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


ClassActionFursuit posted:

If anything that's a worse indictment of the democrats to my mind

well yeah, they're garbage. they are there to take bribes, commit genocide, do financial crimes, and take weekend trips to little st. james. they don't have any morals and they just do what they're bribed or blackmailed into doing, same as the republicans

Justus
Apr 18, 2006

...

Hatebag posted:

well yeah, they're garbage. they are there to take bribes, commit genocide, do financial crimes, and take weekend trips to little st. james. they don't have any morals and they just do what they're bribed or blackmailed into doing, same as the republicans

yes, but also insider trade, fundraise through virtue signal, sinecure for failchild, eat hot chip and lie

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Nothus posted:

lol remember Trump bragging about how hard he aced the cognitive test

i forgot all about that lmfao :chaostrump:

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uvwbd75ujU

remixes were made

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
"democrats can win the election"

dawg this is the loving democrats

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1757856256314712526

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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

ex post facho posted:

"democrats can win the election"

dawg this is the loving democrats

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1757856256314712526

dj status quo and the six figure squad

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