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Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

Strong Sauce posted:

Here's the report: https://www.sheriff-okaloosa.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/IA-2023-031-Final-Report-Jackson.pdf
Here's the full footage of the bodycams, first one is from the sergeant, 2nd one is from deputy hernandez, the guy who thought he had been shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVNnxr2SGFg

What happened was they were responding to a report of a stolen vehicle by a woman, Lopez, from a man, Jackson. She said she let Jackson borrow the car but he refused to return it. He also had left threatening messages to her, including a picture of a "suppressor" (not the gun) in her vehicle.

Jackson returns on foot, they put him in handcuffs and he doesn't fight back but he doesn't talk to them either. He claims the car is with Lopez's mom. But it turns out he's lying.

They cuff him and put him in that car. The Sergeant (the woman with the body cam in the video) tells two deputies, including Hernandez to search Jackson. Hernandez does a standard pat-down.

The Sergeant then asks if Jackson owns a suppressor. Jackson said he did. They cannot find the gun he owns, which the victim says he always carried on him. Two other deputies leave to try and find her vehicle. They eventually do find it a couple miles away. They start preparing to take the guy to the station and have the victim file a complaint. Hernandez then says he'll do a full search. And the clip above is what you see after he puts on gloves and walks over to the car.

Mind you he is handcuffed, and they've already did a basic patdown on him...

Anyways, the acorn falls on his car, and he says his legs immediately gave out, thus he thought that he had been shot. But basically what happened was he thought he was shot so his legs gave out on him.

Edit:

The police equivalent of the fainting goat.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Hope he has to pay the cost of repairing his own patrol car that he shot up for no good reason.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Trumk prez i'm sure

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k&pp=ygUJRmxhdCBiZWF0

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
My buddy has some big trees in his backyard and a deck, and when the nuts fall they hit with a loud sound. When one hits the grill, it can sound way louder than you would think.

The last time it happened, we unloaded 2 full clips each into the grill. Now there's a 30% chance the nut will go through the holes and softly land inside. :murica:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Nocheez posted:



The last time it happened, we unloaded 2 full clips each into the grill.

drat were you using m1 garands

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Doggles Aficionado


Imagine getting murdered because a cop can get spooked as easily as a horse

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:

Imagine getting murdered because a cop can get spooked as easily as a horse

This was a very dangerous situation for the cops. It was a woke acorn.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I still lol everytime I see a 1:54AM post time for a Trump truthin.

I'm no longer sure he's entirely human. What old man can run at 100% hate all day and long into the night, and then be in court next morning all bronzed and combed over at 9am? And seemingly never touched by doubt or guilt or anxiety or worry and regret?

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1757736376512983079?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Lmao

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...


reallyy is all he thinks women are good for

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

redshirt posted:

I still lol everytime I see a 1:54AM post time for a Trump truthin.

I'm no longer sure he's entirely human. What old man can run at 100% hate all day and long into the night, and then be in court next morning all bronzed and combed over at 9am? And seemingly never touched by doubt or guilt or anxiety or worry and regret?

trump's brain actually liquified back in 1992. he has since been driven entirely by gut bacteria, which do not require sleep and only the constant nourishment of fish delites/burgs

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



PhazonLink posted:

been hearing about this strat Rs are using around the country in local or lower level stuff, they find a token to switch parties or even just run for their team.

This hurts them far more than Dems: their base is openly racist and won't vote for the token.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



redshirt posted:

I still lol everytime I see a 1:54AM post time for a Trump truthin.

I'm no longer sure he's entirely human. What old man can run at 100% hate all day and long into the night, and then be in court next morning all bronzed and combed over at 9am? And seemingly never touched by doubt or guilt or anxiety or worry and regret?

I genuinely wonder how he stays alive at this point:

Dude clearly gets like zero sleep, eats like complete poo poo, believes exercise is not a real thing, is horribly out of shape/ overweight, 77 years old, must have extremely high blood pressure from all the stress...

What loving dark sorcery was that Regeneron or whatever Resident evil sounding drug poo poo they gave him during Covid?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
probably cocaine

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

i friggin hate old people so much!!!

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Call Your Grandma posted:

i friggin hate old people so much!!!

Le epic username/post combo

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Call Your Grandma posted:

i friggin hate old people so much!!!
Literally David Duke

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
harvey pekar rolling his eyes as his wife and toby call Logan's Run the "I Have a Dream" speech of our times

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Call Your Grandma posted:

i friggin hate old people so much!!!

amen brother

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

TulliusCicero posted:

This hurts them far more than Dems: their base is openly racist and won't vote for the token.
I mean, that district did elect the allegedly gay, Jewish immigrant, so it's hard to say because Nassau is chuddy but it's also still in NY. I'm not sure how much it would help elsewhere but that may have motivated the thinking.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

They were talking about rectal health. So you gotta stretch your rear end in a top hat and moisturize it. Hope that helps.

I’m going to need instructions and diagrams. TIA.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3kle2s6vy422r


ShimaTetsuo
Sep 9, 2001

Maximus Quietus

The report posted:

0:13.497 – His BWC is facing straight up. He has landed on his back.

:dong:

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

TulliusCicero posted:

I genuinely wonder how he stays alive at this point:

Dude clearly gets like zero sleep, eats like complete poo poo, believes exercise is not a real thing, is horribly out of shape/ overweight, 77 years old, must have extremely high blood pressure from all the stress...

What loving dark sorcery was that Regeneron or whatever Resident evil sounding drug poo poo they gave him during Covid?

He’s animated by, well, animus

Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy

"..this is why this is bad for Joe Biden."

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

You're saying you've never taken 4 gas station Cialis before your shift and gotten a lil lightheaded?

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

Was there any polling prior to these elections and the NY one? It'd be interesting to see how they might have lined up or not with the actual results

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Call Your Grandma posted:

i friggin hate old people so much!!!

Wow. Now replace “old people” with “rectal health” or “balls” and I think you’ll finally understand what I’m sayin here.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Olanphonia posted:

Was there any polling prior to these elections and the NY one? It'd be interesting to see how they might have lined up or not with the actual results

Most likely not - it costs a lot to do polling and local/state races would rather expend those resources with a ground game, plus for a R +26 district it's a waste of money

If there was any, it'd be internal to the state party

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:hmbol:

"BUT THE POLLS SAYS THE GOP IS CLOSE GUYS"

Motherfuckers are barely making it in blood red Oklahoma districts lmao

NYT will poo poo out a poll today saying "70% of our chud readers think Biden is a space lizard, here is why that's good for Trump"

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008


The GOP has a problem it's not going to face until the day after Election Day, and 95% chance their solution will be 'NUH-UH' and continue Trumping until 2028. I'm starting to think this may be the end of the Republican Party because there's no way any sensible donors will throw money at him to keep up this.

Heck, I'm not even sure Putin will keep him on either.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/githii/status/1757500612143407501
Video: "The deputy misinterpreted the sound of an acorn striking the patrol vehicle as a gunshot."

'i'm not owned! im not owned!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into acorn cop

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

The GOP has a problem it's not going to face until the day after Election Day, and 95% chance their solution will be 'NUH-UH' and continue Trumping until 2028. I'm starting to think this may be the end of the Republican Party because there's no way any sensible donors will throw money at him to keep up this.

Heck, I'm not even sure Putin will keep him on either.

The problem is even the usual pro-business GOP supporters are realizing Trump is actually awful for profits even with all the tax cuts, and they are spooked. Like, these are some of the core GOP financial supporters.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Verdugo posted:

"..this is why this is bad for Joe Biden."

I’m seeing news articles from various outlets trying to hand-wave away the NY-03 result, meanwhile poo poo like this ignored. Last year, there was a clip going around of Steve Kornacki from MSNBC saying that ever since Roe v Wade was overturned, Dems have been overperforming in special elections by 25 points - even in Red districts where that’s not enough to flip.

But I’m sure these results are all great for Trump! :thumbsup:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

ephex posted:

'i'm not owned! im not owned!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into acorn cop

:golfclap:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

ephex posted:

'i'm not owned! im not owned!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into acorn cop

:lmao:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Verdugo posted:

"..this is why this is bad for Joe Biden."

It instills the Dems with a false sense of security

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


expect a lot of polling places in Southern states to be moved / "technical difficultied" / torched this fall because a 25 point swing is enough to ruin gerrymandered maps

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/githii/status/1757500612143407501
Video: "The deputy misinterpreted the sound of an acorn striking the patrol vehicle as a gunshot."

mans fat rolled into a mag dump like he went to Dark Souls academy

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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

That bodycam footage is insane. Was his plan to blow the head off of the guy handcuffed in his car? If so, how did he miss? I mean thank christ he did but that is peak ACAB right the gently caress there.

I assume he'll get put on paid leave and essentially get a free vacation out of it?

Edit: Oh he resigned. Still time to become a resource officer at a middle school!

explosivo fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Feb 14, 2024

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