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3D Megadoodoo posted:I might be talking out of my rear end here, but when there is a good possibility of encountering bears, it behooves one to prepare for the worst-case scenario of such an encounter. "Only attacks if you're between it and its cubs" yeah OK well I don't have a "are you between a bear and its cubs" radar so... First off, you only need a bear cub detector
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I would simply be aware of my surroundings
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Aware? In this economy?
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if you have a hard time locating bears in your area just log in to grindr.com
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Pretty sure they'll also attack if they're really hungry or you kick them in the balls.
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You can pet the bear cubs if you're quick enough
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you can pet the bear cubs, but only once
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World War Mammories posted:you can pet the bear cubs, but only once 
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Cerebral Bore posted:if you have a hard time locating bears in your area just log in to grindr.com you probably want scruff actually
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i would simply defeat the bear in hand to hand combat, like The Revenant
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I would simply choose to be stronger than the bear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FErYyPMbllI
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Dokapon Findom posted:I would simply choose to be stronger than the bear I would be marine Einstein.
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the UK having to withdraw a warship from the red sea after 3 drone attacks because they were out of ammo
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these days he's so deformed due to his various maladies that he actually kinda looks like that.
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dr_rat posted:Or the bear just thinks you look like a real rear end in a top hat who just needs to get got. Yeah there was a really messed up story about a guy who moved with his wife & infant kid to a remote part of Canada. He was out wandering around and saw a grizzly bear family hanging out so he killed the mother & the cub. The next day he went out searching for the father bear and when he got home he found out that the father bear had come over and killed his wife & kid. So he went out with his gun the next day and killed the father bear and then gave up the wilderness life and returned to civilization. I suppose it's possible there were actually no bears at all he ran into and that was just his excuse, but who knows? Only the crazy mountain dude.
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sullat posted:Yeah there was a really messed up story about a guy who moved with his wife & infant kid to a remote part of Canada. He was out wandering around and saw a grizzly bear family hanging out so he killed the mother & the cub. The next day he went out searching for the father bear and when he got home he found out that the father bear had come over and killed his wife & kid. So he went out with his gun the next day and killed the father bear and then gave up the wilderness life and returned to civilization. I suppose it's possible there were actually no bears at all he ran into and that was just his excuse, but who knows? Only the crazy mountain dude. Male bears just leave after mating and don't stick around to care for the cub so that dude absolutely murdered his family and got away with it
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The male grizzly was mad he killed the mother and cubs first
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A.wild animal avenging the deaths of its family by killing the family members of the original killer is the plot of Jaws 4, the worst of the Jaws movies.
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Echo Chamber posted:feinstein is dead Does that hamper senators ability to fundraise these days?
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Russia is represented by a bear, an actual powerful strong and dangerous animal that is also pretty intelligent. America is represented by a bald eagle, a creature dumb enough to drown itself trying to catch too large of a fish.
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Animal-Mother posted:
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Also the bald eagle doesn't sound like everyone thinks it does, it sounds like a complete goober.
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most American animal one would be one that can’t stop eating until it dies
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hadji murad posted:most American animal one would be one that can’t stop eating until it dies The ortolan I guess then.
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hadji murad posted:most American animal one would be one that can’t stop eating until it dies America can feel free to be represented by my dog in that case, I guess
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hadji murad posted:most American animal one would be one that can’t stop eating until it dies Still the bald eagle baby https://www.npr.org/2008/01/14/18086928/20-eagles-die-30-recovering-after-feeding-frenzy
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Benagain posted:Also the bald eagle doesn't sound like everyone thinks it does, it sounds like a complete goober. I have no idea what a bald eagle is supposed to sound like?
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