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It's not fair that my client has so many trials and is also running for president please accommodate me 😭
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Feb 15, 2024 16:21
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morningdrew posted:god, he looks like a cadaver if a mortician did this to my pepaw, i'd sue
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Feb 15, 2024 16:21
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How is this a real lawyer
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Feb 15, 2024 16:24
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You try rage posting till 2 AM then getting up early and going through an hour of makeup and other duties to be in court at 9:30 AM.
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Feb 15, 2024 16:24
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morningdrew posted:god, he looks like a cadaver So, funny story, my aunt died of liver cancer, which left her pumpkin-colored due to jaundice. The funeral home thought that was her natural coloring(?) so they matched her makeup to it. By the time of her funeral, the jaundice had faded out of her face back to her normal pale skin color, leaving her in her coffin looking very much like Mr. Trump there (but with much better hair). SonOfGhostDad posted:if a mortician did this to my pepaw, i'd sue We did not sue.
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Feb 15, 2024 16:24
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but your honor, what about the shitlibs 
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Feb 15, 2024 16:25
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kw0134 posted:Trump really going for the "I've been indicted so much you can't do it all at once" tactic. It's like he and his lawyers realized that no matter what, he's hosed, so he's gotta do the perpetual running for office thing in order to keep the lawsuits and criminal charges from proceeding. The sad thing is that anyone else, at any level, would be told "lol gently caress off" and given zero delays for the trials, but Two-Scoops the Special Boy has forever been, and always will be, treated with the kid gloves. It really is a remarkable sense of entitlement that he actually receives. 
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Feb 15, 2024 16:26
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morningdrew posted:god, he looks like a cadaver Remember that Always Sunny episode where Frank has a mortician do his makeup and it looks like a horror show? Same vibes I get from Trump, sometimes. I've built walls before but never used THAT much spackle even there.
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Feb 15, 2024 16:27
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  (this guy is good at livetweeting stuff but he pushes his merch a lot, sorry)
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Feb 15, 2024 16:28
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Catastrophe posted:Remember that Always Sunny episode where Frank has a mortician do his makeup and it looks like a horror show? The Nightman Cometh? The play? No wait it's the children beauty pageant isn't it.
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Feb 15, 2024 16:29
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pixaal posted:The Nightman Cometh? The play? Franks Little Beauties. Forever a classic
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Feb 15, 2024 16:31
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Akratic Method posted:Probed for speaking ill of glorious nihon  And two court proceedings postings at the same time? Today certainly is giving *my* bar association some motions  
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Feb 15, 2024 16:32
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Disco Pope posted:Biden is going to bring steaming sewer grates, neon lights reflected in puddles outside all-night porno theatres, hobos pushing carts and punks with strip-shades, mohawks and flick knives back to New York. Joe Biden kick your rear end! Joe Biden kick your face! Joe Biden kick your balls Into outer space!
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Feb 15, 2024 16:32
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It is kind of funny seeing judges ignore the Florida Trial. "Oh yeah May 20, totally for realsies, that trial is definitely going to happen on time." Nobody on earth is that naive. The only way the Florida trial would start before the election is if Cannon somehow could start the trial and then she put it on hold indefinitely as a tactic to block the other trials. So NY and DC might as well push ahead and go ahead and let Cannon pout about her having to move things back which she is obviously going to do anyway.
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Feb 15, 2024 16:36
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pixaal posted:The Nightman Cometh? The play? Dayman! Fighter of the SpiteMan!
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Feb 15, 2024 16:37
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If I remember correctly, the hush money case isn't particularly complicated, he classified a personal expense as a non-taxable business expense and there is already a ruling that the Trump organization routinely and willfully committed business fraud.
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Feb 15, 2024 16:38
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Feb 15, 2024 16:42
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How long until his lawyers add a catturd tweet to the defense material
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Feb 15, 2024 16:43
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Three Olives posted:If I remember correctly, the hush money case isn't particularly complicated, he classified a personal expense as a non-taxable business expense and there is already a ruling that the Trump organization routinely and willfully committed business fraud. Also, unlike the Engoron/TrumpOrg trial, this one has the possibility of jail time.
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Feb 15, 2024 16:45
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That Fani Willis disqualification does not look good. Unless I'm misreading it.
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Feb 15, 2024 16:46
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Feb 15, 2024 16:46
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Hollismason posted:That Fani Willis disqualification does not look good. Unless I'm misreading it. They haven't gotten to the actual point, which is, why does this matter in any way whatsoever.
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Feb 15, 2024 16:47
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I would hate to ever have to stand up in court and make the argument that my client can't start trial because he has too many other trials to deal with.
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Feb 15, 2024 16:48
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What the hell does that last bit mean? Is someone gonna get put through a table during this trial?
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Feb 15, 2024 16:49
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Pook Good Mook posted:They haven't gotten to the actual point, which is, why does this matter in any way whatsoever. If Willis was in a secret relationship with Wade, it's unethical for her to give him the case.
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Feb 15, 2024 16:49
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I thought the hush money payment trial didn't really realistically carry jail.time
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Feb 15, 2024 16:50
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Failed Imagineer posted:What the hell does that last bit mean? Is someone gonna get put through a table during this trial? Twitter guy types weird. I think they are just going over the specific layout of the courtroom
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Feb 15, 2024 16:50
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Failed Imagineer posted:What the hell does that last bit mean? Is someone gonna get put through a table during this trial? They're ignoring Trump
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Feb 15, 2024 16:51
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Hollismason posted:That Fani Willis disqualification does not look good. Unless I'm misreading it. The only witness for the moving counsel is a disgruntled former DA employee filed for poor performance. I didn't take a lot of her word as reliable. Wade is about to testify and we'll see how that goes.
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Feb 15, 2024 16:52
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Liquid Chicken posted:Happy VD! hahaha
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Feb 15, 2024 16:56
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kazil posted:If Willis was in a secret relationship with Wade, it's unethical for her to give him the case. But that seems like a matter for the DA's office, how is it material to the trial?
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Feb 15, 2024 16:58
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HappyHippo posted:But that seems like a matter for the DA's office, how is it material to the trial? They are trying to remove Wade and Willis from the trial. It wouldn't dismiss the case, but they are banking on catching a prosecutor that will be on their side
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Feb 15, 2024 16:59
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Merchant is your atypical Trump lawyer, what a loving joke
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Feb 15, 2024 17:03
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Merchant is your atypical Trump lawyer, what a loving joke This is gonna shock you. She's been on Fox News a bunch of times. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6147669/
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Feb 15, 2024 17:06
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Powershift posted:This is gonna shock you. She's been on Fox News a bunch of times. Trump's not exactly hiring them based on legal prowess, just hornyhiring. It's like horny posting and getting banned but costs more than 
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Feb 15, 2024 17:08
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Outpost22 posted:You can choose to be old, but you can't choose to be black Guess I was wrong about that.
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Feb 15, 2024 17:09
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Mr. Nice! posted:The only witness for the moving counsel is a disgruntled former DA employee filed for poor performance. I didn't take a lot of her word as reliable. https://twitter.com/AnnaBower/status/1758156714124177471
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Feb 15, 2024 17:09
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Powershift posted:This is gonna shock you. She's been on Fox News a bunch of times. Always good when you have a Lawyer that's IMDB is more prominent than their case record
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Feb 15, 2024 17:10
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notwithoutmyanus posted:Trump's not exactly hiring them based on legal prowess, just hornyhiring. Don't cost nothing if you don't pay your bills. *points to head meme
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Feb 15, 2024 17:10
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