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Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

What makes this even more funny/sad is that Sal actually thought and probably still does, that he is funnier than Jon Stewart.

Sal's funnier than Jon Stewart to me, but yeah, I'm a fan of early Sal years in particular.

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Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Sand Monster posted:

Sal's funnier than Jon Stewart to me, but yeah, I'm a fan of early Sal years in particular.

Right, but Sal is at his funniest when he isn't doing it on purpose. Jon Stewart is much more intentional.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Sand Monster posted:

Sal's funnier than Jon Stewart to me, but yeah, I'm a fan of early Sal years in particular.

I mean at times sure Sal would be funnier....trying to put wars in order etc...

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Lifespan posted:

The only new Stern stuff I see anymore is what they post on their YouTube channel. Any time they have shown JD in the last year he clearly was not wearing a ring. They always seemed like an odd couple anyway.

Wow, as an enormous slut, I never think to check which finger people wear their rings on. I never would have noticed this.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Squashy Nipples posted:

Wow, as an enormous slut, I never think to check which finger people wear their rings on. I never would have noticed this.

Your post made me realize that I too am an enormous slut.

And I also don't notice wedding rings at all.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
I am happily married and dont usually wear my ring. I hate the feeling. I offered to get a ring tattoo instead but was shot down. Family events and poo poo ill throw it on, but 9/10 i am ringless.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I'm always checking. Not gonna lie.

I'm not a slut but also would go out of my way to not hit on or otherwise bother someone with a ring on their finger.

Not that I hit on people without, because I'm a shy awkward goon etc....

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Oh, I'm married and not going to cheat or anything.

But when I was single/if I was single again...

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
rear end treeks.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

wesleywillis posted:

I'm always checking. Not gonna lie.

I'm not a slut but also would go out of my way to not hit on or otherwise bother someone with a ring on their finger.

This, except I am a slut. :v:

BiggerBoat posted:

rear end treeks.

What is this a reference to? I've seen a couple of mentions and I feel ignorant.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

YeahTubaMike posted:

What is this a reference to? I've seen a couple of mentions and I feel ignorant.

Our favorite ex-limo driver

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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YeahTubaMike posted:

This, except I am a slut. :v:


I would be, but goon and all.

Hey whatcha doing later? :wink:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

If you keep wearing the ring eventually you don’t notice it op and would make your spouse feel better

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

BiggerBoat posted:

rear end treeks.

Im glad you think its funny

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I have to say, good for JD, I never got anything but weird vibes from the ex wife. Also, I knew it was doomed when they went on vacation, and she went off riding jet skis while he sat by the pool fully dressed.


wesleywillis posted:

I'm always checking. Not gonna lie.

I'm not a slut but also would go out of my way to not hit on or otherwise bother someone with a ring on their finger.

Not that I hit on people without, because I'm a shy awkward goon etc....

Right, well, I never bother to check because in my world, being married doesn't say anything about your availability. Yesterday I had to Google which hand you wear it on, because I didn't know.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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It's very funny that Michael Rappaport is a main character on twitter for being a horrible person but I can't view him is anything but the guy who talks poo poo to JD in fantasy football.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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mcmagic posted:

It's very funny that Michael Rappaport is a main character on twitter for being a horrible person but I can't view him is anything but the guy who talks poo poo to JD in fantasy football.

Wait, what did he do to make himself bad on twitter? Last I heard he hated Trump. Not that that clears anyone of all wrongdoing, but it's a good start towards being ok.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I’m sure he’s said some interesting things about Palestine recently but if he could stick to talking about the Knicks he’d be more popular.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Wait, what did he do to make himself bad on twitter? Last I heard he hated Trump. Not that that clears anyone of all wrongdoing, but it's a good start towards being ok.

He's literally in Israel posting insane zionist poo poo like 17 times a day. You must not follow him lol

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Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/MichaelRapaport/status/1758586852200833086

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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mcmagic posted:

He's literally in Israel posting insane zionist poo poo like 17 times a day. You must not follow him lol

Oh wow, no I don't follow him. Jfc :psyduck:

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Woah. I knew he was divisive because he leaned in to his poo poo talking as a career outside of Stern, but yikes.

Burden
Jul 25, 2006

I liked it better when Rapaport just yelled at construction workers in NYC.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Him yelling about how Israel should be allowed to do genocide is the exact same energy as him yelling about Gary being a horse toothed jackass.

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?
Michael rapaport? He’s around.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
He weighs 255 pounds. He weighs 355 pounds!

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Michael Rapaport is one of the rare people who is so annoying that even people who agree with his opinions still hate him, unless they're one of the blindly pro-israel lunatics.

I'm kind of surprised Howard has refrained from spending 3 hours a day giving zionist talking points like he did after 9/11.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Ether Frenzy posted:

I'm kind of surprised Howard has refrained from spending 3 hours a day giving zionist talking points like he did after 9/11.

The "evolved" show actively avoids topics that are even remotely controversial. Why bother discussing major news items when you can have segments featuring "Fake Agent" or a Liza Minnelli impersonator?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Ether Frenzy posted:

Michael Rapaport is one of the rare people who is so annoying that even people who agree with his opinions still hate him, unless they're one of the blindly pro-israel lunatics.

But he was on rude Jude's show several years ago and talked about how he was "invited to the barbecue because he's down dog dawg."

I feel like we should just do what Hollywood does and just ignore him.

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Jul 1, 2004

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https://x.com/michaelrapaport/status/1759299926935101570?s=61&t=MwiVngS9F-DTnbB7CvREng

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
...who the gently caress is that even for?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Lifespan posted:

...who the gently caress is that even for?

I think he's getting paid by the Israeli government lol lmao

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004


I turned this off at 31 seconds. This feels like some kind of sex perver fetish thing. @rupert ?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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beep by grandpa posted:

I turned this off at 31 seconds. This feels like some kind of sex perver fetish thing. @rupert ?

I'm not even watching it, sorry beep.
I'll watch almost any fetish porn you can shove my face into, but not that.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I hate crappaport, can anyone who lasted for the whole thing give us a TL;DR?

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I'm glad I'm not the only one who gave up immediately. That guy is just obnoxiousness incarnate.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
What the actual gently caress was that

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

wesleywillis posted:

I hate crappaport, can anyone who lasted for the whole thing give us a TL;DR?

It’s a “clever” parody of Hot Ones, in which Rappaport informs the guests midway that they are not actually eating chicken wings, but rather “Hamas poo poo”. Apparently this is a metaphor for what you’re doing if you go to a pro-Palestinian rally.

It is so wrong and stupid in every way that it makes me question the sanity of everyone involved.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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So Howard hasn't talked about Israel at all since Oct 7th? That is pretty suprising to me. He used to be incredibly bloodthirsty when it came to muslims and arabs.

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

If Howard was a real Zionist he would have made it to Gush Katif.

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