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By popular demand posted:Ah yes that completely normal thing to take with you on a plane, a maggot infested fish. This is the sort of thing that should actually be a death penalty crime.
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Maybe it was an act of political protest? "It's incisive commentary!"
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Feb 15, 2024 08:19
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DrBouvenstein posted:To lighten (pun intended, you'll see what I mean) the mood:
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By popular demand posted:Ah yes that completely normal thing to take with you on a plane, a maggot infested fish. If you're leaving Scandinavia sure.
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Feb 15, 2024 08:32
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That poor officer is going to need to take several weeks of paid leave after what that vicious oak tree done to him. I have no idea what kind of tree an acorn grows on. That guy has no business being a cop.
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By popular demand posted:Ah yes that completely normal thing to take with you on a plane, a maggot infested fish. I didn't want to risk losing it. I'm not trusting the baggage handlers with my rotting fish  Edit: Alternatively, it wasn't maggot infested when I brought it on, just the flight got delayed. How is that my fault??
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Feb 15, 2024 08:47
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Can't take nailclippers or a bottle of water on a plane. Can take rotting fish.
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Feb 15, 2024 11:06
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FreudianSlippers posted:Can't take nailclippers or a bottle of water on a plane. Can take rotting fish. Depends on the rotting fish. You can't take surströmming.
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Feb 15, 2024 11:17
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Inceltown posted:Depends on the rotting fish. You can't take surströmming. Thank God for small mercies.
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Feb 15, 2024 11:39
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mercies nothing, it happened after some undesirable incidents.
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Inceltown posted:Depends on the rotting fish. You can't take surströmming. You can't take sea bass on a plane. You can take air bass, though. [Mimes the riff to Another One Bites the Dust]
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By popular demand posted:Ah yes that completely normal thing to take with you on a plane, a maggot infested fish. casu marzu cum surströmming
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Feb 15, 2024 14:01
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New chant for cultists in my TTRPG campaign.
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Feb 15, 2024 14:10
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:That poor officer is going to need to take several weeks of paid leave after what that vicious oak tree done to him. It’s basically just oaks. Botanists can argue over what terminology to use for the stone oaks of Southeast Asia (genus Lithocarpus) and the tan oak of western North America (Notholithocarpus), but any broader than that and you’re looking at beeches and chestnuts, which no one would accuse of bearing acorns.
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Platystemon posted:casu marzu cum surströmming butterfly sugar baby
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By popular demand posted:New chant for cultists in my TTRPG campaign. It is a very Nurgle foodstuff.
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Suspiria II looking good.
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Maggots on a plane is a good sign because it means someone completed the pre-fly checklist.
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Lobok posted:Maggots on a plane is a good sign because it means someone completed the pre-fly checklist. 
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I must be that guy: "What? please explain" E: yeah now I understand By popular demand has a new favorite as of 15:51 on Feb 15, 2024 |
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By popular demand posted:I must be that guy: "What? please explain" Maggots are the larval form of flies.
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Lobok posted:Maggots on a plane is a good sign because it means someone completed the pre-fly checklist.
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uber_stoat posted:the cop starts rolling around on the ground yelling "i'm hit! i'm hit!" The souls games have a lot to answer for
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Platystemon posted:It’s basically just oaks. Botanists can argue over what terminology to use for the stone oaks of Southeast Asia (genus Lithocarpus) and the tan oak of western North America (Notholithocarpus), but any broader than that and you’re looking at beeches and chestnuts, which no one would accuse of bearing acorns. In that area it's live oaks almost certainly
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Platystemon posted:casu marzu cum surströmming 
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Man who mixed own sperm with dad’s will not have to take paternity test Local council is trying to force a DNA test to see if the man who is listed as the father and raising the child as his own is really the father after they somehow found out about a DIY IVF treatment.
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I'm not sure if I want to know how they broached the subject to his father. "Gee Dad, cum in this pony jar for me, nothing weird, honest."
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:That poor officer is going to need to take several weeks of paid leave after what that vicious oak tree done to him. He quit the force
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 https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy3jbz/scientific-journal-frontiers-publishes-ai-generated-rat-with-gigantic-penis-in-worrying-incident
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Even the rat looks surprised by the space elevator he erected.
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Did not give them permission to use my image
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Giant, bah that's just how all rats are hung.
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Of course it's the Skaven who would create AI-generated text and images. They want to put all the dwarven and skink artists out of work.
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Cartoon Man posted:
Now all they have to do is say "aksually the article was the real experiment, to show the weakness in the jounal system".
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Rat ---->
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Scientific testing has gone too far!
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Inceltown posted:Man who mixed own sperm with dad’s will not have to take paternity test quote:Throughout the case, the judge said that the family had “created a welfare minefield”, adding: “I cannot believe that JK, PQ and RS properly thought through the ramifications of their scheme for JK to become pregnant, otherwise it is unlikely that they would have embarked upon it.” Surely there must be tons of cases where a child's genetic parentage is unknown or uncertain but a single individual takes responsibility without a DNA test? That seems unremarkable to me?
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Tiggum posted:Surely there must be tons of cases where a child's genetic parentage is unknown or uncertain but a single individual takes responsibility without a DNA test? That seems unremarkable to me? The man on my birth certificate is not my biological father. He had in fact had a vasectomy over a decade before I was born.
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Tiggum posted:Why did they even think they needed to know this? What was their actual argument for it? And what is the judge talking about here? When the judge is saying "welfare minefield" here they're talking about the childs welfare when people find out they're a cum mix with grandpa and pa. That is not the sort of thing kids will let slide on the playground.
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Inceltown posted:When the judge is saying "welfare minefield" here they're talking about the childs welfare when people find out they're a cum mix with grandpa and pa. That is not the sort of thing kids will let slide on the playground. If it hadn't been publicised by the local government getting weird about it, how would anyone ever find out?
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