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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


run that past me again



stupid new page

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I counsel all of my family members and all of my users at work to voice verify if things seem the least bit out of the ordinary. Someone from “accounting” emails you and says they need you to update your direct deposit? Look them up on the employee directory and give them a call, or walk over there and ask them what’s up. You got a call from your bank or the state revenue department? 1. No you didn’t and 2. look them up and call somebody. Anyone who is in a position to actually deal with any of that poo poo at any of those institutions is going to be very grateful that you did.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


My mom and dad are very capable and cognitively 100% as they near 70, yet a couple years ago they got a call from the [county] sheriffs department telling them there was a warrant for her but they’d clear it if they gave him 300$ in gift cards immediately. When she asked for a badge number he started screaming that he was going to put her in jail so she hung up and called me crying and wondering if she was going to jail.

Like, no, and they’d just come arrest you. Also you’re a 68yo middle class white woman who’s never broken the loving law, take a breather. But they’re really good at getting people nervous and desperate.

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug

Kalli posted:

I really don't get how someone like that falls for the wallet inspector routine.


The thing that got me was when she did the right thing and was like "oh could you have spoofed the number?" (of course you should always hang up and call them) but was convinced by "no you can't spoof a government number"

??????

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
For me it was the “you have multiple warrants out, also absolutely do not contact a lawyer about it”. Which yes, does sound like something law enforcement might tell someone, but it doesn’t mean you have to listen!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Side note, I do not believe the second half of her story and strongly suspect she's shame farming for attention.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Kalli posted:

Side note, I do not believe the second half of her story and strongly suspect she's shame farming for attention.

Journalism today

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

There used to be ones a long time ago that were "Pay us or we leak what porn you saw", but I wonder if those got less effective over time as people would care less about that.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Leperflesh posted:

we went camping on wednesday night, it's the 27th anniversary of our first date
got rained on, got too wet, couldn't have a camp fire, spent the evening in the back of the SUV which was fine actually. Cleared up this morning, did some hiking, lots of cool mushrooms

this one is like two feet across


little very orangy-red guy


the orange snot in between all these turkey tails is called "witch's butter" lol


Also tracked down the same blue heron we saw last time, apparently this is where he usually hangs out



Cool shroom pics. Reminded me I was watching some youtuber and they were chatting and said recently there has been a bunch of AI written books on Amazon and one was about mushroom foraging and AI don't care if the words are true or not they just flow.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Kalli posted:

Side note, I do not believe the second half of her story and strongly suspect she's shame farming for attention.

Yeah none of this poo poo tracks at all.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

bobjr posted:

There used to be ones a long time ago that were "Pay us or we leak what porn you saw", but I wonder if those got less effective over time as people would care less about that.

I think I remember an episode of the Drew Carey Show where a big plot point is a list of all of Cleveland’s porn users was leaked on the news and Drew et al are mortified to be on it, but, like, what else is there to do in Cleveland?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I’ve gotten multiple scam calls from just a regular number where someone knew my name and told me they were from Wells Fargo consumer protection. The first time they did it I answered without looking at the phone and let them forward me to someone else.

It clearly sounded like one guy was handing the phone to another guy and I can’t remember what their pitch was but it unraveled quickly. Something about me giving them all my information so they could confirm it. I called the actual WF fraud number and they sent me a new card.

But then I got the same call and scam again so who knows.

It’s more sophisticated than I would have thought.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

FizFashizzle posted:

I’ve gotten multiple scam calls from just a regular number where someone knew my name and told me they were from Wells Fargo consumer protection. The first time they did it I answered without looking at the phone and let them forward me to someone else.

It clearly sounded like one guy was handing the phone to another guy and I can’t remember what their pitch was but it unraveled quickly. Something about me giving them all my information so they could confirm it. I called the actual WF fraud number and they sent me a new card.

But then I got the same call and scam again so who knows.

It’s more sophisticated than I would have thought.

It’s just some group that has your phone number and they know you have an account at WF. They’re just farming for the rest.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

bobjr posted:

There used to be ones a long time ago that were "Pay us or we leak what porn you saw", but I wonder if those got less effective over time as people would care less about that.

I got one of those a year or so ago on my work email. I’m extremely careful about what I do on my work computer and won’t even go to websites not related to work, so it was laughable when I read it. I just forwarded it to our fraud compliance department (yes we have one my company is globally massive) and forgot about it.

I think anymore those type of scams have changed into them pretending to be women and preying on lonely men. With how common nudes are to be sent, it’s easy for them to get a guy to send a dick pic or whatever and then immediately turn it around to “pay us or we’ll put this online, send it to friends and family and tell everyone you’re a pedo”

And then you have to spend a couple weeks convincing your uncle who’s already sent them several thousand that it’s a scam and to not send them more money. And also hey maybe go hang out with friends and family and not be alone for a while.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

My mom got a call from someone pretending to by my nephew saying he had been arrested and needed her to bail him out of jail.

She didn't give them any info but she still talks about how it was an acting performance of a lifetime.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

kiimo posted:

My mom got a call from someone pretending to by my nephew saying he had been arrested and needed her to bail him out of jail.

She didn't give them any info but she still talks about how it was an acting performance of a lifetime.

Thats the newest thing with AI duplicating people's voices. Bail, kidnapping, blackmail are all common variations.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

kiimo posted:

My mom got a call from someone pretending to by my nephew saying he had been arrested and needed her to bail him out of jail.

She didn't give them any info but she still talks about how it was an acting performance of a lifetime.

My grandma got this call years ago and went to the grocery store she always goes to for the money order. Thankfully it was a small town and the person recognized her and got her to call my mom to verify I was not actually kidnapped in Mexico.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

swickles posted:

Thats the newest thing with AI duplicating people's voices. Bail, kidnapping, blackmail are all common variations.

This was years ago though. Once again AI ruining a creative performance

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

swickles posted:

Thats the newest thing with AI duplicating people's voices. Bail, kidnapping, blackmail are all common variations.

This happens in the latest Mission Impossible movie. Stay frosty.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Update on the acorn shooter:

https://x.com/StolenValor1/status/1757544890055995441?s=20

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It literally says he didn't see direct combat


unless you count the combat with the acorn?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
When I was a wee lad of 20 something I got a scam call from someone claiming to be the IRS saying I owed like $1k, thankfully I called the real IRS and they said that anything from them would come through the mail and they would never call

Wish I could say it was purely out of savvy but it was more that $1k would have broken me at the time so I was desperately hoping it was a scam lol

Intruder fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Feb 16, 2024

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!



lol the medics didn’t even expose him before they got to the hospital :suicide:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
is there a way to turn off the arrow on the quotes lol

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
we love a rash decision to do more legal work in-house rather than delegating to external counsel without an established framework as to how we will handle the volume to cut back on legal fees, don't we folks?

kill me

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/sgbuggs/status/1758320394728010014

I can see why putting $50K in a shoebox and handing it over was no big thing to her now

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Intruder posted:

https://twitter.com/sgbuggs/status/1758320394728010014

I can see why putting $50K in a shoebox and handing it over was no big thing to her now

Pretty much the only people who can work for New York media are people who can afford to do unpaid internships whil living in NYC, so it's almost entirely fail sons and fail daughters of insanely wealthy people.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Say what you want about Franco or fascism, but El Caudillo is an amazing title

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

kiimo posted:

My mom got a call from someone pretending to by my nephew saying he had been arrested and needed her to bail him out of jail.

She didn't give them any info but she still talks about how it was an acting performance of a lifetime.

My grandmother got something similar years ago, but recognized it wasn’t actually one of the grandkids because they kept calling her “grandmother” which is not how any of us ever address her.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Intruder posted:

https://twitter.com/sgbuggs/status/1758320394728010014

I can see why putting $50K in a shoebox and handing it over was no big thing to her now

Mr__piss is right.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

FizFashizzle posted:

Mr__piss is right.

John Mulaney said they should give out Pulitzer Prizes for comments, this should be the winner.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

you could tell the scam was fake because it involved the FBI and the CIA working with each other

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Who's ready for BEEFRICE

https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-invent-new-hybrid-food-by-growing-beef-inside-grains-of-rice

quote:

They've invented a new hybrid food, consisting of cells of bovine fat and muscle grown inside grains of rice.

The result resembles a strange combination of meat mince and rice, of pink, sticky grains.

First, they coated grains of rice with food-grade fish gelatin and food enzymes to help the cells find purchase and maximize the amount of cellular material that clings to and grows on the rice. Then they seeded the rice grains with cow muscle and fat stem cells, and let them grow in a petri dish for 9 to 11 days.

As it stands, the meaty-rice (or ricey-meat) would be less costly to produce than beef per gram of protein, in both emissions and money.

I'd try it

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Intruder posted:

https://twitter.com/sgbuggs/status/1758320394728010014

I can see why putting $50K in a shoebox and handing it over was no big thing to her now

The people who think they're too smart to be scammed are sometimes the easiest marks. Yes I realize that my last post on this subject was "lol just don't get scammed, ez"

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

kiimo posted:

It literally says he didn't see direct combat


unless you count the combat with the acorn?

This whole thing is a good argument that there shouldn’t be such a thing as a military-to-police pipeline

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

C-Euro posted:

The people who think they're too smart to be scammed are sometimes the easiest marks. Yes I realize that my last post on this subject was "lol just don't get scammed, ez"
You paid $10 to post on a comedy forum, checkmate :smug:

T-Square
May 14, 2009

Leperflesh posted:

you could tell the scam was fake because it involved the FBI and the CIA working with each other

Also the CIA can’t operate on domestic soil or whatever


I mean I’m sure they do because lol CIA abiding laws, but not for some lady’s fraudulent Amazon account

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Silly Burrito posted:

One thing I found out this year: You used to be able to get your credit report from all three agencies once a year through annualcreditreport.com for free. Now, you can get them every week for free as well, and it’s a permanent change.

!!!! Thank you!!!

I’m gonna check my credit a bunch!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

By the way for those of you fixing your bad credit decisions in the past like I still am, I've had a lot of luck with Experian Boost. I wish Equifax and Transunion did it too. My Experian score rose like 30 points in two months.



And since everyone wants to use tri-merge credit scores now for horseshit reasons like to see if you can rent an apartment which is in NO WAY what credit scores are meant for since you aren't borrowing money it's more important than ever to get those scores up.


You just know one day these fucks are going to try and use your credit score to determine if you can get insurance. gently caress this country.

kiimo fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Feb 16, 2024

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Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
When buying a house and going through that credit check stuff, I learned my mom had me as an authorized user for one of her cards that she apparently forgot about so everything she used that card for was unpaid for a long time, so my credit score was like 550. I did not use credit much, so that was a significant part of my history. Now I use credit a lot more and I got that past due charge expunged so I am at like 820.

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