Xbox: This is the Jan 6th of gaming.

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Bumhead: Sep 26, 2022

90sgamer posted:

Sony�s new head of gaming division literally just said there will be no new Sony games until they overhaul the gaming division to make it sustainable lol. We ain�t seeing a first party PlayStation game until 2026 other than astrobot and those multiplayer gaas games Sony acquired

Sony is going to be depending on Xbox games for awhile

A stalemate where Sony refuses to green light anymore games until they make money, yet still won't do anything with Bloodborne, is probably what we all deserve, actually.

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I think Sony said no sequels for now, just new IP. Which, honestly, neat.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 15:53

Volte: Oct 4, 2004; woosh woosh

External Organs posted:

I think Sony said no sequels for now, just new IP. Which, honestly, neat.

Specifically, live-service games

# ? Feb 16, 2024 15:54

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

No...no!!

# ? Feb 16, 2024 15:55

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

External Organs posted:

No...no!!

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# ? Feb 16, 2024 15:58

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

90sgamer posted:

Sony�s new head of gaming division literally just said there will be no new Sony games until they overhaul the gaming division to make it sustainable lol. We ain�t seeing a first party PlayStation game until 2026 other than astrobot and those multiplayer gaas games Sony acquired

Sony is going to be depending on Xbox games for awhile

you have worms in your butthole.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 15:59

Guillermus: Dec 28, 2009

90sgamer posted:

Sony�s new head of gaming division literally just said there will be no new Sony games until they overhaul the gaming division to make it sustainable lol. We ain�t seeing a first party PlayStation game until 2026 other than astrobot and those multiplayer gaas games Sony acquired

Sony is going to be depending on Xbox games for awhile

I said come in! posted:

you have worms in your butthole.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 16:02

Sleng Teng: May 3, 2009

And he loves it!

# ? Feb 16, 2024 16:02

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

External Organs posted:

I think Sony said no sequels for now, just new IP. Which, honestly, neat.

The exact wording was that there are no plans to release "new major existing franchise titles" until after March 31st, 2025. This does not exclude new IPs like the multiplayer FPS Concord or pre-existing franchises arbitrarily declared "non-major" like the Until Dawn remake, but it does mean you won't be seeing The Last Of Us Part 2: Remake: Part 2: Remastered for another twelve.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 16:13

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

I said come in! posted:

you have worms in your butthole.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 16:25

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

I said come in! posted:

you have worms in your butthole.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 16:26

90sgamer: Jun 28, 2023; fuck off worms butthole guy!!!

I�m better now

# ? Feb 16, 2024 16:42

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She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I don't think so, Timdog.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 16:53

Ruffian Price: Sep 17, 2016

The Kins posted:

pre-existing franchises arbitrarily declared "non-major" like the Until Dawn remake

That godawful PSVR2 entry absolutely made the franchise deserve a demotion

# ? Feb 16, 2024 16:56

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I am announcing no new major posts until after March 31st, 2025.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 17:10

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External Organs posted:

I am announcing no new major posts until after March 31st, 2025.

But all your post count as major... major disasters.

haha gotem...

# ? Feb 16, 2024 17:13

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Ruffian Price posted:

That godawful PSVR2 entry absolutely made the franchise deserve a demotion

Some dude in here was defending psvr awhile back lol

# ? Feb 16, 2024 17:14

Crafty: Dec 9, 2003; I CAN'T SEE SHIT.

xbox one is the best

I had a psvr and it was blurry as poo poo, I have a quest 2 and I haven�t turned it on for a year and a half. It�s just not Xbox baby

# ? Feb 16, 2024 17:36

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Sony released PSVR2 and then abandoned it right away. Its flagship game is Gran Turismo 7. There is really only Meta Quest 3 left, otherwise VR is mostly dead.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 17:38

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

I'm still impressed Sony, who always understood the benefits of backwards-compatibility, legit thought it was a good idea to release a new PSVR without some form of BC with the older model's games, even if just case by case through patches/updates. They just split the already tiny fraction of their VR audience into two while simultaneously making it obvious that it's not a safe ecosystem to invest on.

See ya never, Astrobot.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 17:40

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

please stop posting these chimp-brained twitter freaks

Chimps are noble beasts unlike the average twitter/x user

# ? Feb 16, 2024 18:23

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

PSVR2 is worth it for Pistol Whip, Puzzling Places and No Man's Sky, but yeah, as a platform or anything it's dire, it's just a fancy 500 dollar toy that might get a great software every quarter maybe.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 18:31

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still don't understand why Xbox PR decided to wait a week and a half after the multiplatform leaks/rumors happened to put out anything, only to say the bare minimum. No reason why that couldn't have just been an Xbox Wire blog post last week

# ? Feb 16, 2024 18:42

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Barry Convex posted:

still don't understand why Xbox PR decided to wait a week and a half after the multiplatform leaks/rumors happened to put out anything, only to say the bare minimum. No reason why that couldn't have just been an Xbox Wire blog post last week

It was an op designed to mentally destroy Timdog.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 18:55

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MorningMoon posted:

PSVR2 is worth it for Pistol Whip, Puzzling Places and No Man's Sky, but yeah, as a platform or anything it's dire, it's just a fancy 500 dollar toy that might get a great software every quarter maybe.

GT7 is mindblowing and RE4/8 are incredible bangers, but yeah the whole thing overall seems like a lot of missed potential. I think Sony unfortunately launched yet another VR headset right before a new wave of tech that would be massively beneficial for it.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 19:00

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MorningMoon posted:

PSVR2 is worth it for Pistol Whip, Puzzling Places and No Man's Sky, but yeah, as a platform or anything it's dire, it's just a fancy 500 dollar toy that might get a great software every quarter maybe.

the only reason i might ever get a ps5 is no man's sky in vr, but even then i feel like i am close to being done with nms

# ? Feb 16, 2024 19:05

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

Feels Villeneuve posted:

It was an op designed to mentally destroy Timdog.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 19:28

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

I heard they are releasing a new tier of gamepass called ultimate game pass: After Dark, and it includes several adult movies based on popular Microsoft properties and Xbox games

# ? Feb 16, 2024 19:38

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Malcolm Excellent posted:

I heard they are releasing a new tier of gamepass called ultimate game pass: After Dark, and it includes several adult movies based on popular Microsoft properties and Xbox games

Naughty Viva Pi�ata

# ? Feb 16, 2024 19:39

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Powerwash Stimulator

# ? Feb 16, 2024 19:50

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# ? Feb 16, 2024 19:58

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Malcolm Excellent posted:

I heard they are releasing a new tier of gamepass called ultimate game pass: After Dark, and it includes several adult movies based on popular Microsoft properties and Xbox games

# ? Feb 16, 2024 20:11

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

Kevyn posted:

lol

# ? Feb 16, 2024 20:18

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Kevyn posted:

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Escobarbarian: Jun 18, 2004; Grimey Drawer

wow they really didn�t pull any punches

# ? Feb 16, 2024 20:30

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Kevyn posted:

This sort of software was very common in the 90s. So many PCs that you bought from CompUSA or Best Buy, came with some variation of this that was usually child friendly.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 20:33

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Kevyn posted:

there's not enough making fun of billionaires these days. Some even have a fan community, gross

# ? Feb 16, 2024 20:41

ErrEff: Feb 13, 2012

Got a 4/5 from MacGamer's Ledge, so it must be pretty good.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 20:43

Iacen: Mar 19, 2009; Si vis pacem, para bellum

syntaxfunction posted:

It's loving weird that there are twitter posters who are famous basically for having bad opinions, and not like with inside scoops, just they say stuff and people hang off every word.

Yeah, how can these people posting the same inane takes and bad jokes ever become popular, huh?

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# ? May 24, 2024 22:21

Escobarbarian: Jun 18, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Iacen posted:

Yeah, how can these people posting the same inane takes and bad jokes ever become popular, huh?

lemme just ignore this post and push the �lazy devs� button several hundred times

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:15

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