Post itt every time you LOL that Donald Trump is a 34x convicted felon

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Is this fucker in Georgia going to try adultery again?

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:32

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 05:17

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

MrMojok posted:

So who won the thread Engoron penalty pool?

What IK was it that was running that?

The numbers near it:

Pot Smoke Phoenix $375 million
Batterypowered7 $369,420,800.85
greazeball 369 million dollars
Synesthesian Fetish $359 million
Vire $351 million
emSparkly $350,000,001 million
funeral home DJ $350M

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:32

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

How many MMA gloves is that?

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:32

zone: Dec 6, 2016

THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FIVE MILLION SMACKEROOS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:32

Vire: Nov 4, 2005; Like a Bosh

Toxic Mental posted:

Here's the final list. Please laugh at the idiots who overlapped and will be getting probation once the final decision is reached. Good luck and please don't do an insurrection in SAD when you lose.

kazil $1Trillion
morningdrew $1.2billion dollareedoos
Stoatbringer $750 million
notwithoutmyanus 666 million
John Wick of Dogs 525 million 600 dollars
Vanadium Dame 523m
StrangersInTheNight $599 Million
Corn Glizzy 445 million
jet sanchEz $425 million
SLICK GOKU BABY $421 million dollars
bad_fmr $420,696,969
Pinche Rudo $420,069,000
Late Fees $420,000,666.69
Grey Cat 420million .69 cents
Random Stranger $420 million
mobby_6kl $420 million - OVERLAP PROBATION
Haruharuharuko $420 million - OVERLAP PROBATION
Asterite34 $400M
HKR $390,575,000
Shithouse Dave $382,500,000
Queen-Of-Hearts 376 million
Failed Imagineer $375,000,001
Pot Smoke Phoenix $375 million
Batterypowered7 $369,420,800.85
greazeball 369 million dollars
Synesthesian Fetish $359 million
Vire $351 million
emSparkly $350,000,001 million
funeral home DJ $350M
Ringo Star Get 329.5 million dollars
The Last Call 328 million
geeko55 $328 million - OVERLAP PROBATION
isaboo $326million
fondue $321 million
Vlaphor $320,000,006
Cat Hassler $320,000,005
Fabulousity $314,159,265.35
trilljester $305 million
PainterofCrap $303 Million
Arivia $301 million
Hollismason $280 Million
loving Moron $280 million - OVERLAP PROBATION
RockWhisperer 279.69 mil
monkeytennis 275 million.
Dr.Smasher $269,420,000
Draven $255 million
MrMojok Two Hundred Twenty-Six Million
Sedgr $242 Million.
Fake James 238 Million
Beefed Owl $222,000,000
Flyinglemur $221 Million
Toxic Mental $220 million
dee eight $215 million
George H.W. oval office $215 Million - OVERLAP PROBATION
PKMN Trainer Red 201,821,131.60
Alan Smithee $201 million
Meatball $200 million dollars
Dementropy $177.6 million
Nelson Mandingo $175,000,000
Viruswithshoes $156 million
Fuller9x $150,000,001
Maximum Sexy Pigeon $148,800,000
Mistle $117, 380, 470.23
FuturePastNow $112 million
Mons Hubris $94 million
The Fuzzy Hulk 88 million.
LaserPrinter69 $80,085,000
theghostpt 77.7M
Armitage 75 million
Taeke 66.6 million
Bottom Liner $60m
South 52 milion
Philthy 20 million.
Shishkahuben $17,372,000
Sydney Bottocks $14.88 million
Aramis $12M
poisonpill Eight million dollars
Outrail $5.7 million
Celexi $4,690, 000.
ProfessorMarvel $2.3 million
BigBallChunkyTime $125,000
Lamech $58008
benitocereno $999
A Terrible Person $69
Yveltal 3 dollars
Silly Burrito $2
PuttyKnife $2 - OVERLAP PROBATION
Powershift $1
Professor Moriarty $1 - OVERLAP PROBATION
MattO 32billion Iraqi dinars
Serious_Cyclone $0
RVWinkle $0 - OVERLAP PROBATION
shazbot $0 - OVERLAP PROBATION

Lol $364 million.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:32

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I was so close with $369,420,800.85

Are we going to include the interest in the tally once it's revealed how much it is?

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:32

TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

Funky See Funky Do posted:

My understanding is that yes he can, but he'll have to front about $430 millions for the privilege.

Holy poo poo will his campaign even have money after this?

Lmao

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:33

Glimm: Jul 27, 2005; Time is only gonna pass you by

As a Niners fan this week was a bit rough.

Today though, today—it is good, time for a big ol LOL and may I add, LMAO

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:33

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

weg posted:

Congrats funeral home DJ on your correct guess!

Also

I wish I could win, but I'm pretty sure someone did $350,000,001 so with the Price is Right rules, they're the winner.

However, we all are winners today because we get some good laughs!

Edit: if it's $365M then the winner is Synesthesian Fetish

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:33

Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

Aramis posted:

Isn't that, like, a plot point in Breaking Bad or something?

no that was pretty much the exact opposite scenario; that was a smart lawyer telling a couple of idiots to give him a dollar, because if they had paid him, he couldn't legally report the crime they currently were committing against him

which I'm moderately sure is not how attorney-client privilege works, but it was meant to illustrate that he was way out of their league despite his public persona as an ambulance chasing goblin

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:33

Dwesa: Jul 19, 2016; Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Good news, I'm happy :toot:

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:34

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

He is 100% going to leave his sons on the hook for their own $4m and legal fees.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:34

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

drat how many hours and how much over time are stank and chod gonna have to do? pouring concrete, swinging a hammer.

they going to have to sleep on the construction site

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:34

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

trump org more like trump poor

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:34

beer_war: Mar 10, 2005

As a former President once said:

You have to pay.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:34

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

TulliusCicero posted:

Wait LMAO what?!

He can't even take out a loan to pay it? Lmao

He wasn't able to take out loans in NY before the ruling right? I don't think Russia is going to help with this one.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:35

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

loving lmao

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:35

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

why are they so mean to innocent hamburger lover donald trump

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:35

digital penitence: Jan 3, 2008

LOL get hosed

�Overall, Donald Trump rarely responded to the questions asked, and he frequently interjected long, irrelevant speeches on issues far beyond the scope of the trial. His refusal to answer the questions directly, or in some cases, at all, severely compromised his credibility,� the judge wrote on Page 37 of his decision.
 Trump was an outspoken and irascible witness, and at times tried to hijack the proceedings. Engoron ultimately found him an unreliable narrator about his own business empire, adding to the price Trump will pay.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:36

zone: Dec 6, 2016

kazil posted:

loving lmao

Do it again, it's even funnier the second time

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:36

PKMN Trainer Red: Oct 22, 2007

Today is the day Donald Trump ~~became President~~ got schlonged.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:36

Doctor Butts: May 21, 2002

PhazonLink posted:

drat how many hours and how much over time are stank and chod gonna have to do? pouring concrete, swinging a hammer.

they going to have to sleep on the construction site

It would be funny if Don jr gets dumped.

But he won't because she's a total hanger on to Trump world and it's probably all she's got.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:37

Bugsy: Jul 15, 2004; I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.; Slippery Tilde

From yesterday but still funny.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:37

Big Mac: Jan 3, 2007

General Bullshit > post itt 365 million times

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:37

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

digital penitence posted:

LOL get hosed

�Overall, Donald Trump rarely responded to the questions asked, and he frequently interjected long, irrelevant speeches on issues far beyond the scope of the trial. His refusal to answer the questions directly, or in some cases, at all, severely compromised his credibility,� the judge wrote on Page 37 of his decision.
 Trump was an outspoken and irascible witness, and at times tried to hijack the proceedings. Engoron ultimately found him an unreliable narrator about his own business empire, adding to the price Trump will pay.

loving lol literally has to pay more because he can't keep his dumb fat yap shut

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:37

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

kazil posted:

loving lmao

Goddamn, the ketchup will be flying tonight!

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:37

Serious_Cyclone: Oct 25, 2017; I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Aramis posted:

IIRC, that 10% is for a bondsman to post the bond on your behalf. And anyone loaning him > 300M at this point just deserves what's coming to them.

loan me $300M so I can stake a bond on this suit about me committing fraud on these loans

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:37

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Toxic Mental posted:

Synesthesian Fetish $359 million - WINNER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7wuLQviOe4

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:37

lomzus: Mar 18, 2009

lol

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1758590361960686004

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:37

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

I hope tucker convinces thousands of chuds to move to russia.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:38

cr0y: Mar 24, 2005

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:38

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

That's a million dollars a day for a year

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:38

zone: Dec 6, 2016

cr0y posted:

Hopefully you useful idiots and lowlife magapedes will try bailing him out, so you can have a taste of poverty too

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:38

Deptfordx: Dec 23, 2013

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

So if the amount is $364mil who wins between me ($359m) and greazeball ($369m)

greazeball had the courage of his convictions and went higher.

So I say he wins a tie.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:38

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

lomzus posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1758590361960686004

lol

cost Donald $364 million

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:38

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

digital penitence posted:

LOL get hosed

�Overall, Donald Trump rarely responded to the questions asked, and he frequently interjected long, irrelevant speeches on issues far beyond the scope of the trial. His refusal to answer the questions directly, or in some cases, at all, severely compromised his credibility,� the judge wrote on Page 37 of his decision.
 Trump was an outspoken and irascible witness, and at times tried to hijack the proceedings. Engoron ultimately found him an unreliable narrator about his own business empire, adding to the price Trump will pay.

Literally �this guy was so full of horseshit I increased the fine because of that alone.�

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:38

ianskate: Sep 22, 2002; Run away before you drown!

Time to start a GoFundMe for his legal bills, just in case the RNC and email fundraiser spam aren't generating enough capital.

Though to be fair he could probably just sell off an extra few properties scattered wherever and pay up. Maybe? I don't in all honesty know how much any properties he owns are actually worth. I'm guessing nowhere near enough. Excluding Mar A Lago maybe.

Regardless, :lol: