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Should Jestery unban NVJ? A) yes B) gently caress yes What do you all pick?
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Feb 17, 2024 06:30
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Someone's gotta invent self mowing grass
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Feb 17, 2024 06:34
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You just plant it upside down. Easy peasy
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Feb 17, 2024 06:35
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Airstream Driver posted:Someone's gotta invent self mowing grass replant it with a chamomile lawn
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Feb 17, 2024 06:37
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Airstream Driver posted:Someone's gotta invent self mowing grass teacup grass, it only grows 3cm high
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Feb 17, 2024 06:41
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what about asbestos?
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Feb 17, 2024 06:46
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ili posted:Should Jestery unban NVJ?
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Feb 17, 2024 06:49
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its very stupid that pedestal fans are a seasonal item
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Feb 17, 2024 07:06
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Anyone here ever been to or lived in the Solomon Islands?
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Feb 17, 2024 07:14
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ili posted:Should Jestery unban NVJ? C) NVJ? Why, he was banned some 15 years ago... this very night!
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Feb 17, 2024 07:41
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Anyone here ever been to or lived in the Solomon Islands? I've spent a bit of time in Honiara over the years, pretty chill when not rioting. Safer than PNG by a mile.
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Feb 17, 2024 08:21
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Anyone here ever been to or lived in the Solomon Islands? is solomon there?
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Feb 17, 2024 08:45
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I've reached peak dad. I'm looking on Bunnings for replacement toilet cistern parts after spending the day trying to fix a hissing one with a busted inflow.
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Feb 17, 2024 09:59
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‘Hissing Toilet Seats’, just 19.99 If you find a competitors similarly stocked item, we’ll beat it by 10%
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Feb 17, 2024 10:14
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My toilet seat is broken but it's a very old shaped toilet bowl so who knows if there's even a replacement available.
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Feb 17, 2024 10:54
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Come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen a non-standard shaped toilet bowl. Even in countries where you had to put your toilet paper in a little bin instead of down the bowl.
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Feb 17, 2024 11:15
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Feb 17, 2024 11:22
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Daryl Somers looking rough
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Feb 17, 2024 11:46
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It goes to peeleven.
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Feb 17, 2024 12:04
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Lube Enthusiast posted:Sorting donations at my op shop and found a copy of Gladiator with an extremely cursed sticker every gloryhole in the state
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Feb 17, 2024 12:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOK7MSSoyHM
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Feb 17, 2024 14:31
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ili posted:Come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen a non-standard shaped toilet bowl. Even in countries where you had to put your toilet paper in a little bin instead of down the bowl. there are deffo at least two distinct shapes, but they look kind of similar and its easier to tell them apart by the shape of the lid rather than looking at the seat and I know this bc I had to buy toilet seats from the mitre 10 on elizabeth st in brisbane when I was the cellarman for the victory and for whatever reason they had different toilets in different bars.
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Feb 17, 2024 14:51
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Bought a Maccas pineapple fitter today. My expectations were low, but I was still disappointed. If sadness was a fast food item, it would be the McDonalds pineapple fritter.
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Feb 17, 2024 15:40
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Bought a Maccas pineapple fitter today. LOL get your rear end to Red Rooster for the $5 Quarter and chips lunch and an addon pineapple.
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Feb 17, 2024 15:47
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Yeah, that was my point of comparison. Red Rooster pineapple fritters are the loving business. When I have my cheat day next week, I'm getting whatever they call the tropicana pack now.
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Feb 17, 2024 16:24
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Product Review: Hovex Fast Knockdown Wasp Killer Shoots a silly string of wasp killing grease from 5m away. If you get any part of the wasp it drops out of the air instantly. Spray on nests and watch a dozens of the cunts drop dead in seconds Top poo poo End of review
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Feb 18, 2024 01:38
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Infinitum posted:Product Review: Hovex Fast Knockdown Wasp Killer
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Feb 18, 2024 03:05
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Got double boomered today. I was on the highway and there was a car ahead of me doing about 90, so other cars were passing it when it veered over to block them and started tapping their brakes. I was in the left lane so I tried to pass, when he swerves back to block me. I can see him waving his hands around in the car and can all but hear him saying, "I'm going fast enough, no one needs to go faster than me!" because my birth parents were boomers and I lived that poo poo as a child. But, because he was now blocking me, all the cars in the right hand lane go back to overtaking him which, from his wild flailing inside the car, I could see was driving him insane. Which was fun. I just hung back because I'm not dealing with a road raging geriatric at highway speeds. Then I get to the pharmacy to renew a script and the boomer ahead of me is told there'll be a ten minute wait before his prescription is ready. So, naturally he goes right to the 'scripts out' bench and stands in front of his with both his hands on the counter making a kinda /\ shape and taking up all the room. Staff asked him to move but he said, "I'm waiting for my prescription" and they had to take other customers off to the side to hand them their stuff so they could have a bit of room - and privacy. Bet this fucker does it all the time because it makes the pharmacist get his stuff ready first to get rid of him. tl:dr loving boomers.
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Feb 18, 2024 03:27
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Yeah, that was my point of comparison. Matter of fact, I got one now.
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Feb 18, 2024 04:05
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:there are deffo at least two distinct shapes, but they look kind of similar and its easier to tell them apart by the shape of the lid rather than looking at the seat and I know this bc I had to buy toilet seats from the mitre 10 on elizabeth st in brisbane when I was the cellarman for the victory and for whatever reason they had different toilets in different bars. My current apartment has a horrendously designed "American Style" branded toilet, that I didn't realise until I used it for the first time. It's a solid bowl with no gaps or overhang whatsoever. Instead, there's a small hole that shoots out a very fast stream of water sideways, that is travelling so fast, it travels to the other side to "clean" the bowl. In practice the water barely makes it a third of the distance around the bowl. No water dripping down like on normal toilets, that's not the American Style!  Using toilet cleaner is a nuisance as it can't drip down like it normally does. Also, supermarket "clean when flushed" options don't work, because there's no gaps to put one: if you jury-rig a solution, the sideways stream sends water flying everywhere violently when it hits an obstruction, and if you lower it to avoid that nasty issue, then it simply won't clean as there's no water hitting it. Thank god the water level is at the regular Aussie style and not the American one. If I owned the place or if we had better rental protections here, I'd just replace the bloody thing.
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Feb 18, 2024 08:17
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I first encountered the toilet you're describing here, in my place. Never saw it in the US. I don't know what you mean by cleaning it doesn't drip down?
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Feb 18, 2024 08:22
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I bought black toilets because I could
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Feb 18, 2024 08:32
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i farted in the toilet and it sounded like a jammed printer
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Feb 18, 2024 08:32
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Bald Stalin posted:I first encountered the toilet you're describing here, in my place. Never saw it in the US. I don't know what you mean by cleaning it doesn't drip down? In theory, the water pressure from the sideways hole is supposed to be so powerful, it travels all the way to the other side, and in the process of doing this, it also slowly drips down, just like normal toilets with a lid/overhang do. In practice though, upon flushing, the water barely makes a third of the way across, so the majority of the bowl is permanently dry. If the sideways water spray worked like it's supposed to, I honestly wouldn't care. First world problems I know.
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Feb 18, 2024 09:01
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Oooh ok. Yeh that toilet sucks or the pressure is hosed, mine makes it around. Which is fine it's just piss at that part. For some reason I was imagining the toilet cleaner gel wasn't dripping down which confused me, because you said "using toilet cleaner doesn't drip down".
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Feb 18, 2024 09:06
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One of the advantages of a bidet house is power blasting the bowl clean once you're done.
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Feb 18, 2024 09:28
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drinking enough water to gerni the toilet bowl with piss
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Feb 18, 2024 09:31
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https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1758851403563610112/pu/vid/avc1/576x1024/R6JIXw_vtEfwITBt.mp4?tag=12 huey is on tiktok 
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Feb 18, 2024 12:14
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My toilet just flushes really apathetically, and takes a long time to fill up. I'd say it's on the way out.
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Feb 18, 2024 12:52
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Non Compos Mentis posted:https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1758851403563610112/pu/vid/avc1/576x1024/R6JIXw_vtEfwITBt.mp4?tag=12 This is going into my 'Important News' discord room
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