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Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
Oh so now they’re making their own bar association, with blackjack and hookers.

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PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Waffle House posted:

:lol: at the oil and gas one

I thought it was about the RNC hiring his sister-in-law

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

We got CPAC Sessions hot off the presses



Only 20 minutes? Did someone get slapped with a community service sentence?

zone
Dec 6, 2016


:lmao:

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Data Graham posted:

I'm sure they have "Made in USA" labels

(which are made in China)

Hey so this actually happened and you won’t believe which company did it!

If you guessed it was a chud company, you’re 100% correct!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




"HAHA WE'RE SO FUNNY! WE DID THIS JOKE FIRST YOU CAN'T COPY US!! WE CLAIM COPYWRITE WE MAILED IT TO OURSELVES"

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE





How the gently caress do you put your head in a stove?



Oh…. wait… maybe they didn’t use “oven” because, well, the later session…




extremely tactful guys, great job

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol remember that TV show that aired 40 years ago???

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster
Has anyone said Trumped Up Kicks yet?

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

:five:

Trump's got the best glutmates, many are saying!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


Missed an opportunity to change it to "no added MTG"

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

kazil posted:

lol remember that TV show that aired 40 years ago???

I mean, they're mostly boomers and genx anyway.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Mindless posted:

Real as your eyes (are they?)

Good question these days...

I had to put it to a search engine and it might be real: https://penncapital-star.com/campaigns-elections/trump-makes-surprise-appearance-at-sneaker-con-in-philadelphia/

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Batterypowered7 posted:

Trump's talking about the n word you're not allowed to say: nuclear.

As a re-reg of permabanned poster nuclearstomper58, this offends me

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

I don't want to know what the broth is made from :stonk:

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1759025078191132806#m
So chuds are once again going to lose because they don't trust mail in voting? Thanks, you stupid orange goober! :laffo:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



zone posted:


So chuds are once again going to lose because they don't trust mail in voting? Thanks, you stupid orange goober! :laffo:

:yeshaha:

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

RockWhisperer posted:

Would it possible to photoshop the Trump sneakers onto the bot?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



But absentee voting is fine, it's different, it's your sacred right and don't let the Democrats take it away from you!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

The Fattest PI posted:

I pulled an uno reverse on my dipshit MAGA coworker

he was griping about liberals and trudeau and I mentioned taze in the balls guy as a counter argument. He was then defending and saying it didn't happen and the whole time I'm doing laps around saying how all conservatives are absolute morons and not to be trusted because of taze-balls guy.

He gets frustrated and eventually pulls up on his phone a news article and a snopes article proving i was wrong about tazeballs.
"You believe the mainstream media? You told me yourself snopes was just lib propaganda, you're just as stupid as the guy who tazed his own balls to death"

I was dunking on him and conservatives the entire time even though he was technically right. He had to play defense and also do the work to prove me wrong, and I just... didn't care. He's a bigger dumbass for wasting his time, so I double win

No wife is gonna admit her husband fatally tased his balls, that snopes article should at best be “unknown”

quote:

Greeson said that her husband was a supporter of U.S. President Donald Trump and that he was excited about going to “once-in-a-lifetime events,” but she denied allegations that her husband had stolen a painting or that he had even made it inside of the Capitol, for that matter. And he certainly didn’t “taser his balls.”

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


wow

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
The gold sneakers are all sold out, but you can still buy the inferior red or white shoes and the Victory47 cologne or perfume:

https://gettrumpsneakers.com/

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!


Randabis
Apr 2, 2005




I like when my magical thinking makes good things happen. ;)

You need to do something epic with trump wearing those loving shoes
Lmao

How about a Trumpatio combo hot sauce and cup noodles to add a little spice

Randabis fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Feb 18, 2024

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Someone edit a picture of Trumb with his mouth wide open and one of those golden shoes in it

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Well done

Jeremor
Jun 1, 2009

Drop Your Nuts



trump really is the most american hitler imaginable

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

marshalljim posted:

The gold sneakers are all sold out, but you can still buy the inferior red or white shoes and the Victory47 cologne or perfume:

https://gettrumpsneakers.com/



Also from unaffiliated to trump places you can get these beauties for $60!



The sneakers for when you just want people to know how serious and stern you are as a person.

Edit: the website doesn't have an image of the sole but I can only assume trumps face is printed there too!

RockWhisperer
Oct 26, 2018

:trumppop:

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

We got CPAC Sessions hot off the presses

]

oh look, confirmed bigots trying to wrangle a 25 minute presentation from a single sentence in a book they've never read

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
dont insult lard like that. lard is a perfectly fine ingredient for making biscuits, tamales, or frying.

Also I've just recent learned that a movie called "Trump vs the Illuminati" is a thing.

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

really dissapointed the chuds havent made as good use of the mugshot as I hoped

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Spending thousands of dollars on a pair of shoes and they come in a lovely cardboard shoebox that was spraypainted black.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
so when do the bad things start happening to trump

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1759025078191132806#m
So chuds are once again going to lose because they don't trust mail in voting? Thanks, you stupid orange goober! :laffo:

Worse, like in AZ they're going to make sure it's banned.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Not so fast, I have an ace in my hole

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1759025078191132806#m
So chuds are once again going to lose because they don't trust mail in voting? Thanks, you stupid orange goober! :laffo:

Says the shithead that votes by mail

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

weg posted:

I don't want to know what the broth is made from :stonk:

Bone spurs and bronzer

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Just remembered that MAGA rapper who calls himself Forgiato Blow

lol

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