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Liquid Chicken posted:I had to do it.... I thought for longer than I should have that these shoes were white and brown instead of shiny gold, and that they were the ugliest sneakers known to man, as opposed to merely "very ugly."
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Feb 18, 2024 07:10
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Grey Cat posted:One more. Can't believe some chud bought those noodles for $9000. cop noodle
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Feb 18, 2024 07:12
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cr0y posted:N is for indictment oi! weg posted:cuck poodle ftfy, yw
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Feb 18, 2024 07:19
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Strong Sauce posted:i regret to inform you people are dumb No, it’s perfect. The more money they funnel into Trump shoes and Trump urine test kits, the less they have to travel to trump rallies (and bill it as “business expense) or fund another insurrection, or Putin.
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Feb 18, 2024 07:21
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weg posted:cope noodle fixed
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Feb 18, 2024 07:23
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the only urine tests you need to staple a polaroid of your face to.
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Feb 18, 2024 07:23
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NO WOKE WARRIORS! 
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Feb 18, 2024 07:24
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Murdstone posted:
His hands are not small thank you
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Feb 18, 2024 07:32
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GOOD EVENING, NIGHT KREW (Seth is asleep) And I AM supposed to believe that a man who has… 1) tiny hands 2) tiny feet 3) tiny, mushroom-headed penis 4) owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. (and… that’s cool) …is going to solve ALL of these problems with my great Country? Seems unlikely.
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Feb 18, 2024 07:32
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MrMojok posted:NO WOKE WARRIORS! I only like sleepy warriors.
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Feb 18, 2024 07:41
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But he knows all the best words. So many words. How could he have let us down?
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Feb 18, 2024 07:43
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DiomedesGodshill posted:
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Feb 18, 2024 08:16
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lol
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Feb 18, 2024 08:20
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Murdstone posted:
They made his head small and his hands big.
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Feb 18, 2024 08:22
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Murdstone posted:
and who the gently caress is that supposed to be?
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Feb 18, 2024 08:25
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Buce posted:and who the gently caress is that supposed to be? You don't recognize DD TRUMP when you see him?
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Feb 18, 2024 08:30
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Buce posted:and who the gently caress is that supposed to be? I hate to break it to you but a failed businessman from the 1980s became the 45th president of the USA.
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Feb 18, 2024 08:31
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Feb 18, 2024 08:34
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The TRUMP sneakers obviously made an impression on me, because I dreamed that I found a pair on a market stall and bought them for a joke. They had enormous pointy toes and heels like cowboy boots, had to be assembled by the buyer as they were held together by velcro, and came with a sheet of paper saying "ALL PURCHASES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS. OPENING THE BOX IS CONSIDERED A PURCHASE."
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Feb 18, 2024 08:40
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I keep hearing about this Biden economy being so bad by MAGA but I guess instead of spending $200 on groceries you can just send it to Scientologists
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Feb 18, 2024 08:43
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lol @ the fact that trump grifting is absolutely having a substantial impact on actual RNC political contributions. double lol that half of _that_ this year has also gone to his legal bills for cases he lost anyway
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Feb 18, 2024 08:43
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I keep hearing about this Biden economy being so bad by MAGA but I guess instead of spending $200 on groceries you can just send it to Scientologists Nice, just 99.9995% to go!
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Feb 18, 2024 08:44
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I keep hearing about this Biden economy being so bad by MAGA but I guess instead of spending $200 on groceries you can just send it to Scientologists This is the future scientologist wanted. 
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Feb 18, 2024 08:46
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I keep hearing about this Biden economy being so bad by MAGA but I guess instead of spending $200 on groceries you can just send it to Scientologists There's a bottomless amount of humanitarian and environmental crisis going on in the world that need our attention and monetary support. It actually pisses me off that some people are stupid enough to think an idiot rapist who exists solely to enrich and brag about himself deserves any of this attention or money.
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Feb 18, 2024 08:48
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Junk posted:so when do the bad things start happening to trump Well he hasn't won an election since 2016, he is a rapist and has to pay his victim 85 million dollars. He has to pay the state of new York 360 million dollars. Those were pretty recent lols.
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Feb 18, 2024 08:59
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I got 99 cents and a Trump ain't one
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Feb 18, 2024 09:00
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Padical posted:There's a bottomless amount of humanitarian and environmental crisis going on in the world that need our attention and monetary support. It actually pisses me off that some people are stupid enough to think an idiot rapist who exists solely to enrich and brag about himself deserves any of this attention or money. They wouldn't have given their money to any of those humanitarian or environmental crises anyway. This is what addicts do. Money burned for the fix. It's all they care about.
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Feb 18, 2024 09:07
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Day one of wearing my new $400 TRUMP! Sneakers: Wearing these, I do indeed feel as though all the while I go about in pity for myself, a Great Wind carries me across the sky. TRUMP 2024!!! Addendum to day one: my idiot wife has said she won’t be seen with me while I wear these. And so have my children. Too bad! Im the ALPHA! 🐶 Day five: I’ve had people honk at me as I walk down the street (MAGA!) and I know we are surrounded by patriots. One of them did throw a bottle of water at me, but I think that was because they knew I was thirsty. Day six: I’ve been attacked by strangers on the street. I know these Top Kicks are the Bomb, but I mean come on, BOOTSTRAPS! Get your own! Day ten: I am outraged. I’ve been banned from my favorite restaurant. Golden Pagoda, you will never get another cent from me, nor from my friends. Day twelve: Well, I never thought this would happen, but my neighbor’s 120-lb mastiff, normally very friendly to me, has
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Feb 18, 2024 09:19
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Nice job!
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Feb 18, 2024 09:24
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From the political cartoon thread Ward Sutton   Edit: bonus lol from 16th, probably a repost. But still a lol, the skinny golfer post 
LordSloth fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Feb 18, 2024 |
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Feb 18, 2024 09:27
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I keep hearing about this Biden economy being so bad by MAGA but I guess instead of spending $200 on groceries you can just send it to Scientologists If they keep up this pace of donations per day, they'll be on track to have raised the full $355 mil by around the end of Trump's second term if he gets voted back into office.
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Feb 18, 2024 09:39
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Trump’s master plan to fight the $355 M penalty: Chud truckers will refuse to carry loads to NYC. Big beautiful brown steaming loads of CHUD pride
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Feb 18, 2024 09:42
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  Right in his timeline, top quality advertising rivaling even X
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Feb 18, 2024 09:44
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DONALD TRUMP MEAT SHOES
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Feb 18, 2024 09:45
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LordSloth posted:
Does it still come in apple flavor though?
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Feb 18, 2024 09:46
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Fishmasher posted:why do people who seem to have no empathy for anyone else in the world get so angry when just this one single guy loses a court case Quoting this in case I need to read it again: quote:
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Feb 18, 2024 09:50
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The Trump sneakers are just depressing to me because I'm a collector/hoarder/re-seller of various things and I've sometimes begrudgingly resold dumb poo poo for idiots that I've run across because people will pay money for it and I like to eat food for dinner. I have an eye for quality and I can tell you that this ain't it. People like to complain about how overpriced Nikes are and they're not totally wrong but they are made way better and will last longer than a $20 pair of Walmart shoes. These Trump shoes are literally just that scene from IASIP where Frank is making Mac spray paint his chair gold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUzbFjMzSwU I remember that the TRUMP board game was loving worthless for years until he ran for president and then it became this hot commodity for awhile. The game loving sucks, there's a Flip the Table podcast episode about that. It went from filling thrift stores and they couldn't give it away to people getting a lot of money on eBAY for it. Now it's hit or miss and won't be worth dick in about 10 years. These crappy rear end shoes are going to be so loving worthless, given enough time. It's going to be like Confederate currency.
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Feb 18, 2024 10:10
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QuarkJets posted:I don't need to buy a fragrance to smell like Trump, if I wanted that I'd just eat a bowl of ketchup while making GBS threads my pants this is hamberder erasure
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Feb 18, 2024 10:16
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Edmund Sparkler, very, very nasty person. They tell me my shoes are no good, folks. *chorus of boos* Yes, yes, thank you. EDMUND SPARKLER, and the Fake News, don’t seem to like me very much. I said, that’s okay. That’s okay because these sneakers will be selling for a thousand dollars a pair, very soon folks.
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Feb 18, 2024 10:21
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quote:Trump's new sneaker website says it is run by CIC Ventures LLC, a company that Trump reported owning in his 2023 financial disclosure. A similarly named company, CIC Digital LLC, owns his digital trading card NFTs, or non-fungible tokens.
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