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Smugworth posted:*is an influencer so the truck is a giant write-off* guy with oversized truck: "wow, he's one of the good ones. I still wouldn't let him date my daughter or anything but I guess maybe he could date my ex wife's daughter when she gets a little older"
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*spends hours washing and polishing chrome undercarriage accents*
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*drives v6 all white f150 for parts delivery job, gets visibly upset when people refer to it as “your truck “*
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Feb 18, 2024 23:24
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The seasons change. The dark, slow days of winter pass and as they grow brighter and warmer my supercab begins to engorge and swell. Soon I will rise from my hibernal slumbers fully, grandly tumescent, with an enormous supercab ready for the mating battles of spring, trailing my useless, vestigial bed behind me like an afterthought
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Feb 18, 2024 23:35
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saving space by parking my older, smaller truck on my newer, larger truck #lifehack
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Feb 18, 2024 23:50
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A lot of people really need these trucks. Farmers, contractors, construction workers. *pulls into employee of the month spot at blowjob factory*
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Wall Balls posted:saving space by parking my older, smaller truck on my newer, larger truck #lifehack We call my wife’s Kia her pocketbook. She drives it up our ramp right into the bed of my dually. I know, I know. I’m on her to sell it.
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Feb 19, 2024 00:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8gMd9XZJyg
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Feb 19, 2024 00:11
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This here is my emotional support truck, I don’t actually use it for hauling but if you’re a friend and you ask me to help you move something with it I’m gonna get indignant and pissy at you
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Feb 19, 2024 00:13
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The Moon Monster posted:A lot of people really need these trucks. Farmers, contractors, construction workers. *pulls into employee of the month spot at blowjob factory* Hey rear end in a top hat that's my parking spot
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Feb 19, 2024 00:16
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Cassette Moodcore posted:This here is my emotional support truck, I don’t actually use it for hauling but if you’re a friend and you ask me to help you move something with it I’m gonna get indignant and pissy at you friends dont ask friends to help them move things
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Feb 19, 2024 00:16
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*films selfie video in truck in rap-around shades explaining why "black lives matter" is necessary rather than "all lives matter"*
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Feb 19, 2024 00:24
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Punisher skull bumper sticker in Italian flag colours
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Feb 19, 2024 00:29
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I can't believe traffic keeps getting worse, and parking is so hard to find now. Every time I get a new truck, it's like they narrow the streets and shrink the parking spaces! I'm getting real sick of people from these cities forcing their way of life on me. I'm always stuck behind a bus or waiting for someone to cross the street, just get rid of all that crap and traffic is fixed. Get a car, loser!
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Feb 19, 2024 00:43
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They whole reason I drive an oversize phallus analog is so that people will get out of my way when I want to travel at an unsafe speed. Why won't these other drivers get my message? Do I need to tailgate harder?
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Feb 19, 2024 05:16
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Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Truckin and fuckin are all that I crave. Oh god please it’s been years, my wife looks at me with pure disgust. I’m so unhappy.
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Feb 19, 2024 09:16
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gently caress gotta buy gas
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Feb 19, 2024 12:52
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*rides an electric scooter anywhere requiring walking due to bad knees and hips* Wish I could take the truck! *Honks horn*
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Feb 19, 2024 13:26
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*Blasts some Nugent
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Feb 19, 2024 14:24
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Hey I know you gave me exact instructions not to go up a particular marked road because there’s nowhere to turn around but my GPS sent me up there so I did it anyway lol
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Feb 19, 2024 16:13
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putting my 2 tone black American flag decal on the rear side window next to my WE THE PEOPLE decal, just under the RESPECT BLUE COLLAR sticker I loving hate unions
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Feb 19, 2024 17:01
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Sarah Cenia posted:putting my 2 tone black American flag decal on the rear side window next to my WE THE PEOPLE decal, just under the RESPECT BLUE COLLAR sticker cop unions are exempt ofc, because the job is hard enough without letting libs get in the way of police work
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Feb 19, 2024 17:09
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really love the driving comfort of my big truck 
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Feb 19, 2024 17:12
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*pays for two parking spots so he can park in the middle of them more easily than trying to fit into one* *doesn't get mad at all the mean notes and keyed scratches from people who don't know that he's paying for both spots*
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Feb 19, 2024 17:15
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a law where the size of your truck had to be correlated to your height*genital size (T=HC)
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Feb 19, 2024 17:15
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Can't believe how hosed the economy is, a guy like me can barely survive right now. *drives my giant truck 30 miles out of the way because gas is 3 cents cheaper in a different county* Hey you think they got a Calvin sticker where he's peeing on Bin Laden?
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Feb 19, 2024 17:15
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Worf posted:a law where the size of your truck had to be correlated to your height*genital size (T=HC) Inversely correlated. *pushes up glasses
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Feb 19, 2024 17:17
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redshirt posted:Inversely correlated. Ah so that's why I drive a Vespa 400. 
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Feb 19, 2024 17:19
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i use one rollerskate its missing a wheel
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Feb 19, 2024 17:20
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lol at 3:30 he starts vaping
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Feb 19, 2024 17:31
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Commuting to church with .5 mpg. Parking on top of the old ladies' cars at the front door. Get smashed on wine and drive home drunk. The cops try to pit me but just get crunched up under the giant wheels. Life is good.
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Feb 19, 2024 17:35
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Grey Cat posted:Commuting to church with .5 mpg. 
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Feb 19, 2024 17:56
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Getting repeatedly flashed by every oncoming car's high beams because they think mine are on but actually LED lighting is just an arms race to cause as much light pollution as possible and i have no control over this please stop hating me 
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Feb 19, 2024 18:11
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Mudlark posted:Getting repeatedly flashed by every oncoming car's high beams because they think mine are on but actually LED lighting is just an arms race to cause as much light pollution as possible and i have no control over this please stop hating me you gotta lift the truck higher, get bigger tires, and tint the front windshield then drive with your light bar on at all times because you cant see poo poo
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Feb 19, 2024 18:16
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Mudlark posted:Getting repeatedly flashed by every oncoming car's high beams because they think mine are on but actually LED lighting is just an arms race to cause as much light pollution as possible and i have no control over this please stop hating me I had a rented Impala once that every other car did this to and it was so aggravating My vehicle now is taller and also has the LED lighting but I think they figured how to angle them better overtime because I've never got the "turn your brights off" flash when they aren't on in this one
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Feb 19, 2024 18:18
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Yeah of course my truck has to be this big! How else am I gonna run over the landscaping trying to pull out of the grocery store parking lot? *super swampers totally obliterate some petunias that definitely had it coming*
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*thoughtfully hangs a pair of truck ovariez next to the truck nutz to be inclusive of all reproductive organs*
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