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No: I'm sorry, you're only allowed to turn your house to a club if you actually invite people over to party several times a week. Otherwise you should just get a large Matt painting of a club party and adopt the gimmick for chat roulette or whatever the kids use these days.
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I think there are two windows in that entire living space.
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Shifty Pony posted:I would have a room set up so that the floor works like an air hockey table. My dream as a kid was to have a room where the walls and ceiling are just speakers Made of speakers, one big speaker, it all works
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Feb 19, 2024 14:39
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The three recliners slammed together in place of a couch really says a lot about this guy's ideas of physical intimacy. Never even thought for a second, "huh, I bet it would be nice to cuddle up with my partner while watching a movie or something" The lighting would also make me hate the place but other than that it's kinda neat
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Feb 19, 2024 15:00
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It's possible to cuddle in a chair.
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Feb 19, 2024 15:09
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3D Megadoodoo posted:It's possible to cuddle in a chair. Yes, but it rules out the vast majority of cuddle positions and you're gonna want variety
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Kit Walker posted:The three recliners slammed together in place of a couch really says a lot about this guy's ideas of physical intimacy. Never even thought for a second, "huh, I bet it would be nice to cuddle up with my partner while watching a movie or something" I assume that's so you can sit with the bros and charge your crystals heterosexually.
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Feb 19, 2024 15:12
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Kit Walker posted:Yes, but it rules out the vast majority of cuddle positions and you're gonna want variety I'm a La Z Boy. e: I have two sofas at home tho. Only one comfy chair and it's not even pointed at a TV or anything. It's my wardrobe.
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Feb 19, 2024 15:18
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The sharp corners on all the counters and bathroom fixtures are giving me anxiety.
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Guy played Mirror's Edge and was like, "drat"
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Feb 19, 2024 16:27
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the downside of that house would be living in it, but every time you walked outside it would feel like a trip to the land of oz
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Feb 19, 2024 16:43
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Having that second pillow is really optimistic.
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Feb 19, 2024 17:00
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It feels like the kind of living quarters that someone would be trapped in in a sci-fi movie where scientists would be studying them through the walls
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Feb 19, 2024 17:22
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Kit Walker posted:The three recliners slammed together in place of a couch really says a lot about this guy's ideas of physical intimacy. Never even thought for a second, "huh, I bet it would be nice to cuddle up with my partner while watching a movie or something" Things like that are sold as couches, usually branded for like a home theater room. Wife and I considered one for a bit since it's just us, but the dogs like laying on the couch so we just got boring regular couch.
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Feb 19, 2024 17:29
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waking up each morning like
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Feb 19, 2024 17:56
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All those tvs and monitors need the saturation turned to 0 to really commit to the bit.
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Feb 19, 2024 18:20
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Lol at the minimalist house and all expenses computer setup. Edit: their house not mine
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Feb 19, 2024 18:28
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Trabant posted:Having that second pillow is really optimistic. Yep. Budget for recliner chairs £7,000, budget for bed £0, just using my childhood Ikea single. Sexual activity would pollute my pristine man space.
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By popular demand posted:I'd rather build an actually good homeless shelter or a halfway home if I was loaded with money. this means you have a sense of ethics, and therefore you’ll never have this kind of money
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Peg Sliderskew posted:Yep. Budget for recliner chairs £7,000, budget for bed £0, just using my childhood Ikea single. Sexual activity would pollute my pristine man space. asexual people exist and are just as capable of having terrible taste as everyone else, op 
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Feb 19, 2024 19:33
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I'm the Kraftwerk poster
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Feb 19, 2024 19:37
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That looks kind of like one of those places that mostly exists to be rented out for onlyfans shoots. None of the spaces shown actually looks quite right for it, but they've got the cheap porn aesthetic bang on.
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Feb 19, 2024 19:54
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an aesthetic that suits the nonfucking, the unfuckable, and superfuckers all the same. a work of genius, really
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Feb 19, 2024 20:38
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Dingwick posted:I'm the Kraftwerk poster Oh I was gonna ask about that poster, I was expecting it's an old movie still or something. Because really nothing of note ever happens in loving Düsseldorf.
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Feb 19, 2024 21:06
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That's the wrong couch!
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Radio Paranoia posted:That's the wrong couch! "Where do you recognize this couch from?" "Exhibit C, and my recurring nightmares."
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Feb 20, 2024 16:30
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Huh, those are so close to the wall they probably can't even recline.
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Feb 20, 2024 16:40
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They might have been moved into the corner for the photoshoot maybe? Much as there's jokes to be made it does look pretty rad for movie night, and game night.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They might have been moved into the corner for the photoshoot maybe? Really needs a comfy carpet and a bong for a good games/movie night.
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Feb 21, 2024 10:31
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Found a perfect fixerupper. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4409-Riverside-Dr-Juneau-AK-99801/230756011_zpid/  Click through for the fun pics
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Bugsy posted:Found a perfect fixerupper.   straight outta the gate
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Bugsy posted:Found a perfect fixerupper. "...Motivated seller!"
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Bugsy posted:Found a perfect fixerupper. "800 sq ft" well, at least they got that part updated
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Paper Tiger posted:"800 sq ft" well, at least they got that part updated Yeah, it looks a whole lot like they just took the square footage that wasn't destroyed. It's certainly an approach.
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cmoooonnnn what's the chances of that happening twice? imagine how much stuff you could put in the giant crater!
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I assume that 400k was the initial asking price and it's 200k now.
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Bugsy posted:Found a perfect fixerupper.  Fuckadoodledoo
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Club Monochrome was cool (like, as a concept, not a place to really live) until I got to the color TVs. LAME
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That's the first time I've seen a house listed for sale where-is.
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aniviron posted:I assume that 400k was the initial asking price and it's 200k now. I should hope so, but looking at the price graph on that page, it's somehow actually the opposite -- 400k is the HALF price. Which, I have to think I'm misreading something on that page. If a literal collapsed house in Alaska is going for four hundred thousand dollars then you can't convince me we aren't in another 2007-grade housing bubble.
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