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Can't drive this truck in The Hague, I'll tell you what.
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Smugworth posted:*thoughtfully hangs a pair of truck ovariez next to the truck nutz to be inclusive of all reproductive organs* Do truck ovaries exist? I'm not going to be surprised if they do.
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truck tits would be more likely
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bradzilla posted:truck tits would be more likely But then it's not referencing the worst line in all of Stargate.
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You're supposed to put truck ovaries in the cab
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i know all there is to know qabout blue oyster cult and their various bits of lore, ask me, i dare u
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Mudlark posted:Getting repeatedly flashed by every oncoming car's high beams because they think mine are on but actually LED lighting is just an arms race to cause as much light pollution as possible and i have no control over this please stop hating me I love this opportunity to show how much blindingly brighter my lights can get actually
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Gets mad at a rainbow flag in someone's yard. "This country is going to poo poo..." Throws half smoked cigarette out the window.
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*smashes my neighbor's mailbox while backing out of my driveway* Fuckin' mailbox.
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Oversized truck? I sold that. I drive a doorless Jeep Wrangler now.
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I hate that not a single example in this thread is hyperbolic
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*flies an enormous dark Brandon flag from the back of the cab but truthfully just hopes whoever wins the presidency has a productive and fruitful tenure that helps the American people*
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my "suckin' dick bought this truck" bumper sticker has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the bumper sticker
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Feb 19, 2024 20:48
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gently caress, I gotta buy gas
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This lake is pretty shallow so har har but it's not completely underwater can someone please help and tow my CyberTruck from the middle of this lake? Boat feature must still be beta nothing an update wont fix!
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while it was extremely expensive to buy with the extended cab and v8 hemi and the maintenance is expensive and the gas is expensive and the insurance is expensive, the truck makes me feel safe when i drive and i value that because i run into a lot of things and am actually a pretty dangerous driver over all if im being honest
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sugar free jazz posted:while it was extremely expensive to buy with the extended cab and v8 hemi and the maintenance is expensive and the gas is expensive and the insurance is expensive, the truck makes me feel safe when i drive and i value that because i run into a lot of things and am actually a pretty dangerous driver over all if im being honest *Note: the giant truck actually has a 2/5 star crash rating.
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I have a 2.5 car garage but still have to park on the street
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Extra Large Marge posted:Oversized truck? I sold that. I drive a doorless Jeep Wrangler now. I drive a floorless Flintstones car. It's heavy as hell so I can only go like 500 feet before I get tuckered out, which is why I mostly just tow it around on my flatbed.
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Trucks are too small these days. I need something really big.
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redshirt posted:Trucks are too small these days. I need something really big. 
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redshirt posted:Trucks are too small these days. I need something really big. just make the parking spots wider dangit
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'You can fit 10 children in front of your truck before you see one!' they keep saying; but honestly I haven't seen any of the 14 or 15 I've smacked and my job as this podunk shitbird sundown town's only construction contractor means none of their parents have seen me, either.
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Now we're talking! This somehow makes me feel calmer about all the failures in my life.
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love you could buy this in carmageddon 2
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pixaal posted:This lake is pretty shallow so har har but it's not completely underwater can someone please help and tow my CyberTruck from the middle of this lake? Boat feature must still be beta nothing an update wont fix! LOL look at this snowflake trying to save the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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bradzilla posted:LOL look at this snowflake trying to save the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣 New sticker idea for my biiiiiig truck. A gun shooting and making all the holes in a snowflake!
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*drives 40mph down single lane alley to garage* don't worry babe, no one's ever in the alley
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i payed 3000$ for the carolina squat to be added onto my truck and then i hit a speed bump and caused 5000$ in damages to my truck. the cops then gave me a 1000$ ticket for having the squat its illegal in north carolina
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Feb 19, 2024 22:23
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 *is average oversized truck driver*
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Truck Payment $1400 Gas $300 Truck Nutz $100 Rags Soap and Chrome Polish $115 Parking Tickets $200 ArmorAll $0 Someone that's good with the economy help me with this, my upholstery is dying
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Feb 19, 2024 22:27
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Harry_Potato posted:Truck Payment $1400 somebody must have a base model 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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*trades in for newest model, rolling $15k into new loan*
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i mated two trucks floor to floor to create the world's first X-16 engine. i haven't figured out where the wheels go yet, but i feel like a million bucks
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Wall Balls posted:i mated two trucks Awoooga
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bought an upgrade and now i got a 360 view of the entire interstate! 
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bradzilla posted:*trades in for newest model, rolling $15k into new loan* Auto loans are for sissies what you need is another HELOC
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