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Draxion: Jun 9, 2013

Lamuella posted:

His knees still work because he doesn't know what ligaments are.

I've seen his matches lately, no they don't

# ? Feb 16, 2024 22:33

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# ? May 11, 2024 12:20

Glass Punkbull 141: Jan 9, 2008; This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Kenny gonna put Kota in a medically induced coma till he heals.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 23:32

SatoshiMiwa: May 6, 2007

Yeah Kota's was relatively injury free before his shoulder injury for the style he wrestled but boy howdy did it all of that come back with interest once he was hurt

# ? Feb 16, 2024 23:56

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Glass Punkbull 141 posted:

Kenny gonna put Kota in a medically induced coma till he heals.

gonna have to tranq dart him like a loose zoo animal

# ? Feb 17, 2024 01:01

just rust: Oct 23, 2012

In 2020 Ibushi revealed that he had devised a way to extend his days beyond 24 hours to 25 hours. Clearly Ibushi is letting us know that he has continued to hone this technique and so far extended one Kota Ibushi day to 96 hours.

# ? Feb 17, 2024 02:47

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

This is not a favourable comparison.

But Kota Ibushi reminds me sometimes of Micheal Owen.

# ? Feb 17, 2024 04:39

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

This is not a favourable comparison.

But Kota Ibushi reminds me sometimes of Micheal Owen.

Does he constantly disappoint England?

# ? Feb 17, 2024 04:51

Stall_19: Jan 2, 2013; Prodigy of Victor von Doom

just rust posted:

In 2020 Ibushi revealed that he had devised a way to extend his days beyond 24 hours to 25 hours. Clearly Ibushi is letting us know that he has continued to hone this technique and so far extended one Kota Ibushi day to 96 hours.

Ibushi must have been in the US during the fall back time change and thought "I did this"

# ? Feb 17, 2024 04:55

harperdc: Jul 24, 2007

BrigadierSensible posted:

This is not a favourable comparison.

But Kota Ibushi reminds me sometimes of Micheal Owen.

I can see it

# ? Feb 17, 2024 11:40

Ziggy Tzardust: Apr 7, 2006

BrigadierSensible posted:

This is not a favourable comparison.

But Kota Ibushi reminds me sometimes of Micheal Owen.

Owen was washed by the time he turned 25. Ibushi was at a consistently high level until 2020

# ? Feb 17, 2024 16:09

Paying2Lurk: Sep 15, 2023; I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.

Ibushi had his Dorian Grey painting hidden under a print of Dogs Playing Poker, but that drat Ben Affleck found it and gave it to Anna Kendrick. :argh:

# ? Feb 17, 2024 16:09

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Paying2Lurk posted:

Ibushi had his Dorian Grey painting hidden under a print of Dogs Playing Poker, but that drat Ben Affleck found it and gave it to Anna Kendrick.

GOATED movie before dynamite posting

# ? Feb 17, 2024 16:19

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

When Tony Khan comes up with and executes a Brawl for All the maybe he could match Russo's achievements.

# ? Feb 17, 2024 17:32

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Mr. Squishy posted:

When Tony Khan comes up with and executes a Brawl for All the maybe he could match Russo's achievements.

who wants to tell him?

# ? Feb 17, 2024 18:36

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Even BackupHangman is dunking on HHH.

https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/1758972003577397735

https://twitter.com/BackupHangman/status/1758997795728417279

# ? Feb 18, 2024 04:18

neoaxd: Nov 13, 2004

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/BackupHangman/status/1758997795728417279

he's right

# ? Feb 18, 2024 04:22

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/BackupHangman/status/1758997795728417279

Lmao

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:16

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

MassRafTer posted:

Even BackupHangman is dunking on HHH.

https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/1758972003577397735

https://twitter.com/BackupHangman/status/1758997795728417279

#StephanieKnew_{AboutTheDrawing}

# ? Feb 18, 2024 07:32

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Jesus gently caress. https://x.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1759033131179405627?s=20

# ? Feb 18, 2024 09:34

Angry_Ed: Mar 30, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Lamuella posted:

Jesus gently caress. https://x.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1759033131179405627?s=20

Satire is dead. How the gently caress is this a real thing that actually happened in this sequence. gently caress's sake.

# ? Feb 18, 2024 10:20

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

Angry_Ed posted:

Satire is dead. How the gently caress is this a real thing that actually happened in this sequence. gently caress's sake.

Are you sure SRS isn't making a joke?

# ? Feb 18, 2024 11:50

Angry_Ed: Mar 30, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Mr. Squishy posted:

Are you sure SRS isn't making a joke?

Honestly given how absolutely messed up everything has been recently, it didn't cross my mind. So, that's on me.

Angry_Ed fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Feb 18, 2024

# ? Feb 18, 2024 11:56

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Mr. Squishy posted:

Are you sure SRS isn't making a joke?

Doesn't seem to be https://x.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1759103180317544463?s=20

Nor does the promotion in question

https://x.com/WeAreTheDynasty/status/1754549331850355158?s=20

# ? Feb 18, 2024 11:58

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

lol nuke that promotion from orbit

# ? Feb 18, 2024 13:50

Ganso Bomb: Oct 24, 2005; turn it all around

Barry Bluejeans posted:

lol nuke that promotion from orbit

No, you see, they�re good actually

https://twitter.com/WeAreTheDynasty/status/1759207982636695627

(let them burn)

# ? Feb 18, 2024 14:38

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

couldn't you take a second chance on someone that didn't get the break they deserved instead of a sex pest like Dream?

# ? Feb 19, 2024 00:27

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Their description is "Bringing family friendly entertainment to the New York's Capital Region and beyond since 2013." :cripes:

# ? Feb 19, 2024 02:42

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

Ganso Bomb posted:

No, you see, they’re good actually

https://twitter.com/WeAreTheDynasty/status/1759207982636695627

(let them burn)

Big yikeseroonie

# ? Feb 19, 2024 02:55

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

https://twitter.com/FutureMeltzer/status/1759126874763206837

# ? Feb 19, 2024 12:41

haunted bong: Jun 24, 2007

im always texting about lucha

# ? Feb 19, 2024 12:48

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

https://twitter.com/ByronSaxton/status/1759640471075496215

# ? Feb 19, 2024 19:43

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Very cool thank you Byron!

# ? Feb 19, 2024 20:00

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/ByronSaxton/status/1759640471075496215

👀👀👀👀

# ? Feb 19, 2024 20:04

Edge & Christian: May 20, 2001; Earth-1145 is truly the best!
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Can't wait to see what Triple H is going to give us for President #47 tonight on Raw, let mans cook his infinity gauntlet that will HIT LIKE CRACK 🔥🔥🔥 👀

# ? Feb 19, 2024 20:19

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Politics...
Has more than one royal family

# ? Feb 19, 2024 20:22

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Dollah did a Twitter Space and he remains the most interesting wrestler.

quote:

Denies that Triple H wanted Swerve back.

Says that John Cone was told to call Hit Row. John didn�t know Swerve was in AEW, which is why Swerve got a call. (Ibou is adamant the call was intentional and Triple H was looking around to know how long the deals were)
Swerve has a 5 year deal with AEW. �Paul Levesque knows he had a 5 year deal�
Says people didn�t gently caress with Swerve�s music until Nana was dancing to it. �Nothing about the music changed in two years� (A little funny because it actually did get a remix)

Swerve and him are not best friends but would make money with him, has no issues with him.

On the main roster, Dolla was meant to be the singles star. Swerve was not. Swerve was meant to be in a tag team.

says Triple H and Stephanie are not divorced

Talked to Triple H last week. Meltzer�s report of him having enemies is right, and it wasn�t about Triple H, Heyman, Michael Cole, Hayes, �do the math�

Regal was at smackdown right after leaving AEW. At least by Christmas.

Adam Pearce and Michael Hayes are funniest people at Gorilla

�Kayla Braxton is badder in person than Cathy Kelly� (my own note: not a great thing to talk about)

Backstage, if you aren�t Randy Orton or Sheamus, your main objective is not getting fired

Hit Row were the first rap group to not get promo time

99% of wrestlers couldn�t beat him in a real fight so doing jobs is fine

LA Knight got 2 million views in 24 hours with hit row, hit row got no credit. �Hasn�t done that since�

Cole making fun of Dolla was so the fans would talk about him and WWE had to use him.

Was trying to work a match with Cole at summerslam. Pat McAfee would have been involved

Michael Cole said he loved the idea but he had to pitch in when Bruce Prichard wasn�t around

Chelsea Green got praised for putting out skits online. Dolla was actively told not to do that.

Had a diss track made for LA Knight, was told not to release it. Referenced the rock/stone cold comparisons, said that was a problem. Very quickly after, the Miz and Roman Reigns said that on tv.

On the wellness policy:�Google TRT. Look at that what that provides for you and look at the roster�

The Rock took time to talk to him. Complimented the rap videos.

Thought it was �intentional� that only he got released. �Powerful enemies�

Day after he got released Hunter told him that the door wasn�t closed

AJ Styles played Madden on an Xbox 360 and asked him about real life players

Shinsuke loves his raps, drank with him at an airport bar. �Uncle Shin, that�s my man�

�Wrestlers think they�re so accomplished because they can wrestle. I had three full careers before wrestling�

Bobby Lashley was meant to join Hit Row. Basically the Street Profit�s current position.

Wrestling producers don�t understand rap culture. Even when they were NOT rapping, they�d say �after you�re doing your rap��

Triple H�s favourite rapper is probably John Cena (Admitted he doesn�t know anything about rap)

Has talked on the mic more on TNA in 4 weeks than on Smackdown in 2 years

Three times their raps were meant to air, they were cut off the show. Was told a 1 minute video was cut for time, smackdown ended 3 minutes early

had pitched feuds with Bray Wyatt, R Truth, Street Profits, La Knight, Brawling Brutes and Sheamus. Says he pitched so many ideas.

Bron Breakker needs to lay off the spray tan

When white people are darker than the black people in the ring it�s a loving travesty

Spray tan gets on his gear and it ruins it

No one at Bloodsport wants to fight him

�Wrestling is not hard. This poo poo is make believe, death matches are not for love they�re insane�

Would never blade. Only time he has bled was hard way. No one on the indies makes enough money to cut their head open

NXT was the worst deal he�s ever signed in his life. No WWE deal was better than an NFL deal he signed. He wrestles because he loves it.

Would do ROH and Rampage if Tony hit him up with the right money

The Young Bucks made a tweet about Top Dolla and sneakers, mentioned him in his bio. They�re used to talking poo poo to people that don�t talk poo poo back.

Internet trolls that act like Billy Badass with anime avatars are not getting money and pussy

Gets incredibly racist DMs

If anyone else, like Grayson Waller, had a gay pride rap like Dolla did, it would�ve been the biggest story in wrestling

Swerve, Lio Rush, Max Caster couldn�t beat him in a rap battle. He has tried. They won�t.

Pretty much the whole locker room smokes

Most wrestlers were wrestling fans and most wrestling fans don�t get women (but there�s nothing wrong with that)

Is grateful for Total Divas. The audience before and after Total Divas is very different.

Says he�s had Google alerts for his name since he was young.

My own thought here: Despite his charity for Down syndrome, he made a joke about someone not understanding something because of a �development issue�. Also said he owned guns and later said he was doing an anti-gun violence event. A little odd there.

# ? Feb 19, 2024 20:40

Joey McChrist: Aug 8, 2005

he sounds like a dipshit imo

# ? Feb 19, 2024 20:59

VideoWitch: Oct 9, 2012

It's amazing that even when he says something I do think is true he still sounds incredibly dumb and insecure. Incredibly funny that he seems to think people liking Hit Row was due to him and not because of Swerve, one of the most absurdly charismatic dudes in wrestling

# ? Feb 19, 2024 21:12

Ivypls: Aug 24, 2019

the only thing in there actually worth hearing is that aj styles still plays madden on a 360 lol

# ? Feb 19, 2024 21:14

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# ? May 11, 2024 12:20

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Ivypls posted:

the only thing in there actually worth hearing is that aj styles still plays madden on a 360 lol

Imagine saying this after "No one at Bloodsport wants to fight him"

let alone

"If anyone else, like Grayson Waller, had a gay pride rap like Dolla did, it would�ve been the biggest story in wrestling" not rattling around in your brain for hours.

# ? Feb 19, 2024 21:17

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