JoeBangles posted:

It's a belly lift girdle. New 21st century girdle technology to accompany the changing fads.

dervival posted:

at what point is it just paying to be given a wedgie though

Scags McDouglas posted:

This Mexican woman won an ultramarathon rocking these sandals.

She should give a speech at a Sneaker Con that shoes are for losers and then get pulled out to safety while the auditorium erupts in a display of violence

Gargamel Gibson posted:

Dschinghis Khan owns.

Harald posted:

Human beings evolved to be the alpha predators on planet earth because we are really good at hunting.
and yeah we did it barefoot. We could outrun even the fastest gazelle (or whatever animal) with our stamina.

But technology has evolved since then. And now we have shoes.

Scags McDouglas posted:

And then we evolved to have shoe conventions and ain't nobody proud of that

Scags McDouglas posted:

And then we evolved to have shoe conventions and ain't nobody proud of that

Asterite34 posted:

Christ, that's him with a girdle!?

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Barefoothead Convention hosted by Quentin Tarentino!

cr0y posted:

What's going on with the Willis court thing?

Stoatbringer posted:

Do you have to know who Dave Ramsay is for it to be funny?

Harald posted:

Human beings evolved to be the alpha predators on planet earth because we are really good at hunting.
and yeah we did it barefoot. We could outrun even the fastest gazelle (or whatever animal) with our stamina.

But technology has evolved since then. And now we have shoes.

Grey Cat posted:

As much as I want to lol at Trump's girdle outline I'll be honest... I don't see the girdle outline at all.
But I'm 100% sure he wears one, we've all seen that gut.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

It's probably some kind of new ballistics protection

Harald posted:

Human beings evolved to be the alpha predators on planet earth because we are really good at hunting.
and yeah we did it barefoot. We could outrun even the fastest gazelle (or whatever animal) with our stamina.

But technology has evolved since then. And now we have shoes.

Grey Cat posted:

Cohosted by Hidetaka Miyazaki

quote:

Wisconsin’s Democratic Governor Tony Evers on Monday signed new legislative maps into law, which could help Democrats retake the state legislature in the fall.

The new maps, which go into effect immediately, will replace ones that were widely recognized as some of the most gerrymandered in the country. Despite Democrats winning 14 of the last 17 statewide elections, Republicans have carried the majority of the districts—and thus controlled the state legislature—for the past decade.

State Democrats have tried to challenge the legislative maps for more than a decade, but they hadn’t been successful until Wisconsinites overwhelmingly elected state Supreme Court Justice Janet Protasiewicz last year. The day after Protasiewicz was sworn in, in August, lawmakers filed a lawsuit against the maps.

The high court ruled in December that the legislative maps were unconstitutional, with Protasiewicz providing the tie-breaking fourth vote. The justices ordered the state legislature to adopt new maps and warned they would draw up new lines if the lawmakers could not pass maps that Evers would sign.

Evers, lawmakers from both parties, and three independent groups submitted map options to the court for review. Independent consultants hired by the court found that the maps submitted by legislature Republicans and a conservative law firm were “partisan gerrymanders,” leaving only Democratic-drawn maps left to choose from.

Under the new maps, Democrats are widely expected to gain seats in both the state Assembly and state Senate. They could even take control of the legislature, which Democrats have not done since 2010, giving them a trifecta with Evers in office until the end of 2026.

Froghammer posted:

Is Miyazaki a feet guy?

...good for him. Low-key I respect it.

Grey Cat posted:

Yeah, in that it snaps open like a Looney Tunes skit. The buttons fly off and destroy oncoming projectiles.

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1759678241281912936

He still hasn't posted bond in the Carroll case.

I honestly think his plan is just not to appeal and refuse to pay because he thinks that is a thing he can do.

Apollodorus posted:

Running is awesome when you have somewhere to go. It’s boring af as a sport in itself. Not that Trungus would know anything about it, of course, since he’d just take the golf cart.

Three Olives posted:

He still hasn't posted bond in the Carroll case.

I honestly think his plan is just not to appeal and refuse to pay because he thinks that is a thing he can do.

cr0y posted:

What's going on with the Willis court thing?

redshirt posted:

People run.... to places? Like, running down to the grocery store honey, need anything??

Grey Cat posted:

I mean my bf does this. He'll just run down and bring back a loaf of bread or something instead of driving.
Obviously only works if you only need to carry a couple things lol.

morningdrew posted:

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1759678241281912936

He still hasn't posted bond in the Carroll case.

I honestly think his plan is just not to appeal and refuse to pay because he thinks that is a thing he can do.

Grey Cat posted:

Who the gently caress is that?

Bugsy posted:

lol

Grey Cat posted:

Who the gently caress is that?