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I’m furiously looking out of the back of the cab, shouting, pointing up at the ceiling, the long line of cars behind me aren’t budging. I roll down my window and scream IT GOT TOO LOW REVERSE I brush the empty Monster Energy cans out of the way and grab my gun sugar free jazz fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Feb 19, 2024 |
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redshirt posted:Trucks are too small these days. I need something really big. 
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Feb 19, 2024 23:32
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redshirt posted:
how dare you take a picture of that truck while it's naked oversized cabs getting hauled by a regular-sized cab are always hilarious to see though
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Feb 20, 2024 00:51
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*doesn’t bother to check their blind spots because gently caress your Honda, pussy*
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Feb 20, 2024 01:04
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She’s turned the weans against us.
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Feb 20, 2024 01:05
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I’m sorry, what else did you expect me to drive in Seattle, a city full of one way streets? Gotta protect me from the scary homeless people!!
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Feb 20, 2024 01:07
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MEIN RAVEN posted:*doesn’t bother to check their blind spots because gently caress your Honda, pussy* This, but without the brand specificity or misogyny
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Feb 20, 2024 01:10
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dervival posted:how dare you take a picture of that truck while it's naked For the record, that was Ocho Cinco's truck and he drove it into Foxboro Stadium on game day.
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Feb 20, 2024 01:24
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Jestery posted:gently caress gotta buy gas
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Feb 20, 2024 01:43
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Worf posted:This, but without the brand specificity or misogyny I’m using personal experience, I admit
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Feb 20, 2024 01:46
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Can’t wait to tailgate everyone I’m behind while my giant oversized Cross sticker in the rear window shows everyone I’m a CHRISTIAN! On the left side is my DILLIGAF sticker to show everyone I don’t give a gently caress! This person lives in my neighborhood, and he almost ran my Camry off the road once. I hate him.
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Feb 20, 2024 01:46
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yeah, if you’re wondering,I gently caress that tailpipe. now the answer to how I gently caress that tailpipe, well that’s the interesting part.
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Feb 20, 2024 02:00
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getting the snowplow accessory and thinking about all the good I can do for my local community in the winter 
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:getting the snowplow accessory and thinking about all the good I can do for my local community in the winter Snow plow'll wreck your truck real quick. Best not to.
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Feb 20, 2024 02:07
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*walks into an exhaust shop* Just gently caress my poo poo up guy, make it sound like eight elephant seals having an argument in a dumpster. Hell yeah that's perfect my neighbors will think I'm an alpha now!
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Feb 20, 2024 02:21
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It pays off in the long run since I use it to pick up mulch from Menards once a year.
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Feb 20, 2024 04:12
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Of course I haul stuff I have cooler full of
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Feb 20, 2024 04:58
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Has a bumper sticker that says 'My other truck is an even bigger truck'
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Feb 20, 2024 08:52
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gently caress I gotta buy gas
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Feb 20, 2024 09:55
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I put an Autobot badge on my truck.
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Feb 20, 2024 10:36
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Me again. posted:I have chosen to live in a condo building with basement parking/building entry and am incapable of getting into or out of my assigned space without a spotter. Hector is an underrated verb
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Feb 20, 2024 11:37
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Jestery posted:gently caress I gotta buy gas
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Feb 20, 2024 15:44
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Need one entire page of all the big trucks itt to complain about gas.
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Feb 20, 2024 15:45
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I call it a "pick-em-up truck"
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Feb 20, 2024 15:47
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they call it guzzoline in australia 
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weg posted:*walks into an exhaust shop* *wonders why suddenly nose is stuffy with black boogers all the time*
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Feb 20, 2024 15:49
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*tailgates you while you do 15 over, but will also start a fight to anybody that does the same thing to me*
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Feb 20, 2024 15:51
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yeah I was gonna give the engine a look over but I don't have a ladder atm
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:they call it guzzoline in australia According to this Australian documentary I watched called "Fury Road", they sure love their oversized trucks down under!
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Feb 20, 2024 15:52
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Let me introduce you to my wife, Ms. White Mercedes G-wagon
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Feb 20, 2024 15:55
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*has to shut off the engine so they can hear me at the McDonald's drive thru* YEAH, CAN I GET A SPICY CHICKEN SANDIWCH? YOU DON'T HAVE THAT?!? gently caress, NEVER MIND. *accidentally smashes into the curb multiple times while pulling forward* Fuckin' poo poo, they need to repave this place, potholes everywhere.
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Feb 20, 2024 15:56
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A Fancy Hat posted:*has to shut off the engine so they can hear me at the McDonald's drive thru* im calling shenanigans, as any place that has oversized pickup trucks will also have a person that finds salt and mayo to be spicy driving them
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Feb 20, 2024 15:57
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They really need to build these drive throughs bigger.
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Frig, need gas
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Saalkin posted:Frig, need gas *says "oh i forgot yours only has one gas tank" every time you mention this* *reiterates how pleased i am to have two*
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Feb 20, 2024 16:12
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oh gently caress is that snow!? in ohio!? 
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I got a ford-something from uhaul and man was it nerve-wracking to drive. I don't get why you'd drive something that big unless you have to. Its a shame because it was actually really nice besides being so large.
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Feb 20, 2024 17:42
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snergle posted:oh gently caress is that snow!? in ohio!? Lmao love this poo poo. Christmas 2022 I was visiting my family not far from the Ottawa area and we were driving to Pembroke and they closed all the lanes of the highway cause some idiot in a truck flipped themselves into a ditch
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Feb 20, 2024 17:56
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in march 2008 right after a snow storm i drove from MI to MA and ohio had about 30 trucks of various sizes either in ditches at unhealthy angles or in ravines or upside down the roads were still bad and trucks on the road were blasting past us. it legit looked like a truck graveyard too lmao
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Can anyone find the social media screen caps of a guy making fun of others being stuck in the while he brags about "mobbing" in his pickup without slowing down? The second pic is his truck totaled in a ditch. tia Jestery posted:gently caress I gotta buy gas
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