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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Airstream Driver posted:

Should I get a legionnaires hat or grow a mullet?

If you gonna look like a gronk, wear the hat backwards. At least it will hide your pitvipers

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Non Compos Mentis posted:

can gravy be considered a soup?

Megillah Gorilla posted:

My late night food is noodles with steamed veggies and thick gravy. All mixed in together.

Add salt and MSG.

Looks disgusting, tastes great.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Feb 19, 2024

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i paid 45 dollars each for fancy bosch windscreen wipers and gently caress they are good

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


LOL I just learnt that it's illegal to store rainwater in some states of USA. California only made it legal in 2012!!!

Fucken Seppos, land of the free right? Right?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Humphreys posted:

LOL I just learnt that it's illegal to store rainwater in some states of USA. California only made it legal in 2012!!!

Fucken Seppos, land of the free right? Right?

It's worse if Nestle owns the entire catchment area tho!

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
worked a few days paid trial, doing deliveries for an importer. job was great which feels like a really rare thing to say. drat do I hope they make an offer. supposed to know by the end of the week so I'll just be stressed worrying about it til then.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Remembering how andre Riue pop by Australia every few years and every advertising space has his Dutch mug on it for 3 months and everyone collectively shrugs

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009
That's one thing I appreciate about being where I am, we don't have those huge advertising signs everywhere. Driving up to Sydney I forgot how many there were.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Jestery posted:

Remembering how andre Riue pop by Australia every few years and every advertising space has his Dutch mug on it for 3 months and everyone collectively shrugs

Andre Rieu vs Shen Yun

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Minera posted:

worked a few days paid trial, doing deliveries for an importer. job was great which feels like a really rare thing to say. drat do I hope they make an offer. supposed to know by the end of the week so I'll just be stressed worrying about it til then.

What sort of drugs do they import?

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

ili posted:

What sort of drugs do they import?

the kind that make you fat (wine, beer and pasta mostly)

Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011

Humphreys posted:

LOL I just learnt that it's illegal to store rainwater in some states of USA. California only made it legal in 2012!!!

Fucken Seppos, land of the free right? Right?

Yeah IIRC it's Colorado that's super strict on it, for some dumb reason. It's both very funny for me, and very concerning for the locals! (If they're smart enough to know what they're missing out on, anyway)
Incredibly crazy, though. Could you imagine if they tried bringing that law into effect, here? hahaha

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009
Isn't tap water barely drinkable over there too? Like you wouldn't dare drink from a hose etc like we did here the entirety of our young lives.

The again Seppo pricing means soda is cheaper than water. Drink coke instead of water, sure.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i think a lot of their pipes are still lead

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
can we talk about the kfc ad with the guy who is mid coitus with his girlfriend?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Non Compos Mentis posted:

can we talk about the kfc ad with the guy who is mid coitus with his girlfriend?

You mean having a finger-licking good time? :wiggle:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/LexiDaish/status/1759487291092070754

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

I feel like if she'd started turning she'd get past it, unless the carport is extremely narrow

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009
You could get out of that. Might be a 300 point turn and a pain to do over and over but you could make that turn.

Unless as above said the carport is wall to wall narrow as hell.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

finally someone is covering the real issues

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I would simply back my car in

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009
Didnt even see the bloody ACA logo. They probably blame dodgy dole bludgers for it.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
The scaffolding was no doubt put up by dodgy Lebanese builders

Whoforthenwhat posted:

You could get out of that. Might be a 300 point turn and a pain to do over and over but you could make that turn.

Unless as above said the carport is wall to wall narrow as hell.

Nah, it wouldn't even need a big turn. Just enough to change the angle so you're reversing into that lane off to the left.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Standing out in the rain pouring the bin juice out for my homie NVJ - banned before his time

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

gay picnic defence posted:

The scaffolding was no doubt put up by dodgy Lebanese builders

Killing our fat kids

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Vietnamese dry cleaners stealing your pocket fluff!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde



oooh that TFAB

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Thats not even scaffolding.

Today Tonight running to the scene to claim she damaged the builders plywood with VIDEO EVIDENCE

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Remember bringing cupcakes for the whole class when it was your birthday in primary school

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Lube Enthusiast posted:

Remember bringing cupcakes for the whole class when it was your birthday in primary school

Another victim of the nanny state

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

vale the best Mayor the City of West Torrens ever had; first ever convicted Medibank fraud; cigar and public funds liquor enthusiast; loser of the Lord Mayor's robes to Miss Nude Canada at the Thebarton Ice Arena; known critic of the Local Government Association; and worker's comp hack reliable for giving unsustainably favourable medical reports Dr Reece Jennings

https://www.facebook.com/ttadelaide/videos/1317294304958849/

(i dont know how to embed this video in the thread plz click)

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

I legit thought he was dead too, so I got a shock when I saw him on tiktok lol

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Isn't he a Kiwi?

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
When you google it, there are a lot of dead tv chefs from Australia:

Jock Zonfrillo
Bill Granger
Darren Simpson

Peter Russell-Clarke however, is still going strong :pray:

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

ili posted:

Isn't he a Kiwi?

New Zealand born

ili
Jul 26, 2003


I fucken knew it. As soon as he said cumin lamb was his favourite dish i knew he was from unzud.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

ili posted:

I fucken knew it. As soon as he said cumin lamb was his favourite dish i knew he was from unzud.

is this a sheep shagging joke?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

ili posted:

I fucken knew it. As soon as he said cumin lamb was his favourite dish i knew he was from unzud.

Who doesn't like cumin in lamb

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ili
Jul 26, 2003


CAMP FARTING ROCKS posted:

is this a sheep shagging joke?

Fucken oath.

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