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Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.
I'm gonna go watch The Maltese Falcon. I've somehow never seen it before and I hear it's really good. Will report back.

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Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

Oldstench posted:

I'm gonna go watch The Maltese Falcon. I've somehow never seen it before and I hear it's really good. Will report back.

It is awesome.

“The Third Man” is still the best detective noir ever, though.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

KoRMaK posted:

cool glad ya did. i think i watched because parts sunk cost and also curiosity to see if they would pull it out of its death spiral or not

motherfucker your own god drat post before this was saying you shouldn't watch something you don't enjoy. If I'm not liking a TV show I cut it loose immediately. you got nobody to blame but yourself lmao

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Some of us just hate ourselves, ok?

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Some of us just hate ourselves, ok?
amen, brother

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



its fine to watch a show and then complain, what's wierd was your reaction

this is all very stupid now so im not going to engage with you anymore, and instead return to discussing how stunningly bad this season was. it's very funny how bad it ended up being.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Were you pissed as hell while watching Death Wish 3 because it wasn't Die Hard as well? you should've just chillaxed and enjoyed an elderly Charles Bronson mindlessly mowing down stereotypical 80s street punks.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


He's got a point tho

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Tony quidprano posted:

Were you pissed as hell while watching Death Wish 3 because it wasn't Die Hard as well? you should've just chillaxed and enjoyed an elderly Charles Bronson mindlessly mowing down stereotypical 80s street punks.

Death Wish 3 was much, much better than night country. Charles Bronson would have shot every single named character in the show.

Edit: and all the characters without names would cheer.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

The danger lab is hidden in the basement of the first lab. It is thus deeper and darker. Much like night country.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
I agree that the show sucked

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Is Death Wish 3 the one where the old dude pulls a fuckin MG42 out of his closet and then Bronson point-blank blasts the main bad guy with a bazooka at the end lmao

Suspekt Device
Jan 9, 2017

I feel like this was the Ghostbusters 2016 of the True Detective franchise.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Is Death Wish 3 the one where the old dude pulls a fuckin MG42 out of his closet and then Bronson point-blank blasts the main bad guy with a bazooka at the end lmao

It has a machine gun. https://youtu.be/H1Bk1IsaWm0

Also a bazooka. https://youtu.be/EQyrWf7wNT0

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Legit curious about where Issa Lopez’s career goes from here. As mentioned previously, critics seems to like TD4 but audiences mostly hate-watched it through to the end. MAX doesn’t care whether you liked it or not as long as it got eyes so I’m guessing she gets a DC movie next since Marvel is probably out of the question.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Yeah that’s the one. That’s the second machine gun though. There’s an earlier scene where the elderly vet tries to use another one but it’s too much for him to handle.

Lol forever at the bazooka scene though. Never gets old.

E: I looked it up. The old guy uses an MG42, Bronson uses a Browning M1919.

BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Feb 20, 2024

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Suspekt Device posted:

I feel like this was the Ghostbusters 2016 of the True Detective franchise.

Sign me up for the second season of Night Country to feature the Ghostbusters original DVD during the musical montage, looping on "Bustin makes me feel good".

And then later a slow morose piano version of Who Ya Gonna Call.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

did they figure out who the true detective was?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Tony quidprano posted:

I am seriously lmao'ing that people ITT are acting like this dumb hooky show is the worst thing in the world and possibly gives you cancer from watching it. Have you motherfuckers ever heard of a thing called network television? this poo poo is high art in comparison

Attaching it to TD is what rubs everyone the wrong way. It’s like putting Young Sheldon into the Wire.

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Loden Taylor posted:

did they figure out who the true detective was?
The true detective was inside you all along

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Chicken Butt posted:

Instead of network TV, a better comparison would be with the other recent expensive-looking cable-channel Arctic noir, “A Murder at the End of the World”. It was … also not very good, but still miles better than Night Country.

(Excellent performances, though, from the always-reliable Clive Owen, and newcomer Emma Corrin, who coincidentally looks a lot like Jodi Foster.)

Now that's two shows I've learned about that seem pretty good thanks to Night Country related threads. That's makes Night Country an overall positive.

The fact that they both star Clive Owen is really fuckin weird though.

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

AND THEN WE KILLED ALL THE BOYS CUZ GIRLS RULE N BOYZ DROOL THE END

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I wish deathwish had killed the cleaning ladies. Violence is not how you solve problems! Not unless your name is deathwish!

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

WalletBeef posted:

AND THEN WE KILLED ALL THE BOYS CUZ GIRLS RULE N BOYZ DROOL THE END

good for them

Danger
Jan 4, 2004

all desire - the thirst for oil, war, religious salvation - needs to be understood according to what he calls 'the demonogrammatical decoding of the Earth's body'
Laird Barron really liked season 4 apparently

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
My favorite part was when 35 locals dutifully shuffled into the living room for story time with the sheriff.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

counterfeitsaint posted:

Now that's two shows I've learned about that seem pretty good thanks to Night Country related threads. That's makes Night Country an overall positive.

The fact that they both star Clive Owen is really fuckin weird though.
murder at the end of the world is like really really really good for 30 minutes and the rest is just sitting around waiting for anything, please dear god, anything to happen

also its just a loving weird show because Brit Marling does weird stuff, but its not like weird interesting, its just weird boring

watch the OA if you want interesting weird

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Attaching it to TD is what rubs everyone the wrong way. It’s like putting Young Sheldon into the Wire.

If the central thesis of the haters is that season 1 of this show is some sort of elevated high art and not in the same tier of trash TV shot well that this season is then I really don't know what to say. Literally every line of dialogue a female character has that first season sounds like it was written by a 13 year old boy lmao

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Tony quidprano posted:

If the central thesis of the haters is that season 1 of this show is some sort of elevated high art and not in the same tier of trash TV shot well that this season is then I really don't know what to say. Literally every line of dialogue a female character has that first season sounds like it was written by a 13 year old boy lmao

:females:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Tony quidprano posted:

If the central thesis of the haters is that season 1 of this show is some sort of elevated high art and not in the same tier of trash TV shot well that this season is then I really don't know what to say. Literally every line of dialogue a female character has that first season sounds like it was written by a 13 year old boy lmao

S1 is only high art compared to Jodie “shitberg” Danvers.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Tony quidprano posted:

If the central thesis of the haters is that season 1 of this show is some sort of elevated high art and not in the same tier of trash TV shot well that this season is then I really don't know what to say. Literally every line of dialogue a female character has that first season sounds like it was written by a 13 year old boy lmao

its set in Louisiana dumb rear end

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
Season 2 has "I like big dicks", which is quite a line, i should say.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Tony quidprano posted:

If the central thesis of the haters is that season 1 of this show is some sort of elevated high art and not in the same tier of trash TV shot well that this season is then I really don't know what to say. Literally every line of dialogue a female character has that first season sounds like it was written by a 13 year old boy lmao

you have nothing between your ears

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Watched an episode of this with my partner, I think ep2 and had to nope out

Jodie Foster and a rookie cop were on gym bleachers looking at photos and the back and forth "hard boiled detective" dialogue while they're trying to deduce things about the crime made me laugh and snort several times to the point where I could recognize I was being disruptive and getting the side eye

Sorry! It was bad!

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Panzeh posted:

Season 2 has "I like big dicks", which is quite a line, i should say.
it also has colin farrell in a great performance let completely down by uh everything else in season 2

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

TheAgent posted:

it also has colin farrell in a great performance let completely down by uh everything else in season 2

he was the only actor in Season 2 who seemed to understand that cops aren't necessarily good people even when they are doing lovely things

I blame his Irishness 😔

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Quantum of Phallus posted:

you have nothing between your ears

Uh oh did I strike a nerve?

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

wizard2 posted:

he was the only actor in Season 2 who seemed to understand that cops aren't necessarily good people even when they are doing lovely things

I blame his Irishness 😔
honestly they could have just done a sharper focus on fred ward/colin farrell's relationship and cut just about everything else

casino gangsters aruging about water rights didn't come off as chinatown, it came off like Attack of the Clones

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

TheAgent posted:

honestly they could have just done a sharper focus on fred ward/colin farrell's relationship and cut just about everything else

casino gangsters aruging about water rights didn't come off as chinatown, it came off like Attack of the Clones

there are many issues with Season 2, but the one that kind of sticks out to me the most is the weird gravitas around the casino gangsters. I recall Vince Vaughn being hyped up as being the next big serious actor, hes looking to take his career to a new level, etc. It didnt pan out.

I feel like Season 2 could easily be reworked into a violent tragedy/farce thing with a focus on over the top performances, but that would undermine the great deal of WHY of Season 2 has to exist in a big hurry after Season 1 in the first place.

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Tony quidprano posted:

Uh oh did I strike a nerve?



this is kinda your shtick so probably not

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