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Karach posted:Is the whole point of this so that Musk can switch his consciousness to a less terrible body? he wants to be in the freejack universe
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Feb 20, 2024 13:58
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plausible deniability ftw
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Feb 20, 2024 13:59
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:he is going to become Johnny Depp in the movie Transcendence quote:[f]or all his gloss, hipster pretensions, rocket craters and sometimes risible attempts at action, Elon Musk traffics in large, troublesome ideas about Right Now and What’s Ahead, even if the man himself is far too timid and compromised to do those hairy questions justice
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Feb 20, 2024 14:06
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ELTON JOHN posted:this definitely happened he's right
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Feb 20, 2024 14:36
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he's uploading his brain into x
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Feb 20, 2024 14:36
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Isn’t “moving a mouse pointer without physically touching something” a technology we’ve had for a few decades now that doesn’t require invasive surgery?
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Feb 20, 2024 14:45
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Isn’t “moving a mouse pointer without physically touching something” a technology we’ve had for a few decades now that doesn’t require invasive surgery? Yeah but musk did it with invasive surgery so it's breaking new ground
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Feb 20, 2024 14:48
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:he's uploading his brain into x he has to go into the computer to save grok from the woke mind virus
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Feb 20, 2024 14:54
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Char posted:You scared, doctor rat? I'm a Doctor, not a puppet drat it!!!
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Feb 20, 2024 14:56
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:he's uploading his brain into x Every poster a neuron
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Feb 20, 2024 15:00
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Isn’t “moving a mouse pointer without physically touching something” a technology we’ve had for a few decades now that doesn’t require invasive surgery? Yea I saw this kid in a wheelchair playing minecraft with their eye's. Been around for a long time. Edit. She is a young lady going to university now doing some coding. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmHqthzJER4 Cool stuff without drilling a hole in your skull. Mynameismud has issued a correction as of 15:26 on Feb 20, 2024 |
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Feb 20, 2024 15:02
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Karach posted:Every poster a neuron I can finally be a brainworm instead of just having them
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Feb 20, 2024 15:05
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  oopsie
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Feb 20, 2024 15:53
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"Yes things are going absolutely great Mr. Musk, sir! The implants work better than we even expected!" as I wheel another corpse out to the pile.
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Feb 20, 2024 15:58
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ELTON JOHN posted:this definitely happened 
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Feb 20, 2024 16:02
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graventy posted:"Yes things are going absolutely great Mr. Musk, sir! The implants work better than we even expected!" as I wheel another corpse out to the pile. All terminal monkeys
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Feb 20, 2024 16:02
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As far as Musk is aware everything went just fine.
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Feb 20, 2024 16:07
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It's me. My body is in a coma and my head itches but I can still shitposr
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Feb 20, 2024 16:12
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/1758986654361014546?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ lol the Musk tweet still doesn't have a community note.
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Feb 20, 2024 16:24
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the citizens of x are simply too terrified of the dread tyrant elon to raise their voices against him the workers who built the pyramids didn't always agree with pharaoh, but they knew better than to question him openly lest the nile run dry we're a lot like the workers who built the pyramids - our posts each constitute one brick in what will some day become the only wonder of the world that ever mattered: epic grok
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Feb 20, 2024 16:32
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Isn’t “moving a mouse pointer without physically touching something” a technology we’ve had for a few decades now that doesn’t require invasive surgery? Its one tiny mouse, the animal. The hope is to control a mouse horde.
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Feb 20, 2024 16:34
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grok woke? no, Grok awakened
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Feb 20, 2024 16:38
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doesn't make sense he disabled community notes on his account since he cares about truth and free speech, must be a plant from the us government shilling misinformation
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Feb 20, 2024 16:49
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Karach posted:Is the whole point of this so that Musk can switch his consciousness to a less terrible body? who wants to improve on perfection?
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Feb 20, 2024 16:54
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happyhippy posted:
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Feb 20, 2024 17:03
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X the former Twitter apparently closed Alexey Navalnyi's widow's account after she blamed Vladimir Putin for murdering him. The account was re-opened within hour.
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Feb 20, 2024 17:03
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why would Elon need a new body?
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Feb 20, 2024 17:08
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titty_baby_ posted:It's me. My body is in a coma and my head itches but I can still shitposr Let's test it, I'm going to send you some choice Yaccarino tweets and this gif on infinite loop 
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Feb 20, 2024 17:18
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Optimus looking real good
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Feb 20, 2024 17:25
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Gorson posted:Let's test it, I'm going to send you some choice Yaccarino tweets and this gif on infinite loop I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
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Feb 20, 2024 17:25
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titty_baby_ posted:I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream still alive thank you for confirming keep me posted
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Feb 20, 2024 17:27
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why the gently caress is the Saudi propaganda arm so fixated on posting on something awful dot com
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Feb 20, 2024 17:30
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coconono posted:why the gently caress is the Saudi propaganda arm so fixated on posting on something awful dot com They can't go anywhere else cos the Saudi propaganda legs are in a different suitcase.
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Feb 20, 2024 17:37
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Elon should move his operations to international waters and really get this Neuralink thing cooking
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Feb 20, 2024 17:53
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here's what they should do: get a braindead guy whose body is perfectly fine and a paralyzed guy with locked in syndrome and put brain chips in both and see if the locked in syndrome guy can make the braindead one walk around
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Feb 20, 2024 17:54
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:here's what they should do: get a braindead guy whose body is perfectly fine and a paralyzed guy with locked in syndrome and put brain chips in both and see if the locked in syndrome guy can make the braindead one walk around The hard part is that they both need to be terminal before the chips go in
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Feb 20, 2024 17:55
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Eight-Six posted:thank you for the racism update v glad to provide thank you so much, I love doing my patriotic duty, it's so rewarding
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Feb 20, 2024 17:55
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titty_baby_ posted:The hard part is that they both need to be terminal before the chips go in that's the advantage of moving the operation to international waters
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Feb 20, 2024 17:56
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McGlockenshire posted:v glad to provide thank you so much, I love doing my patriotic duty, it's so rewarding shut the gently caress up
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Feb 20, 2024 18:00
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you don't need to keep bobbing for turds in the sewage pool and you definitely don't need to do big posts showing off all the turds you've managed to hoover up into your mouth
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Feb 20, 2024 18:01
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