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All parking spots that can fit a truck have a drawing of a tiny weiner and small parking spots have a big weiner but also physical barriers preventing oversized vehicles However, there is one parking spot that fits a big truck and also has a big weiner per lot
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Feb 20, 2024 19:17
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triggered, libs?
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Honey I know you're mad that I got banned from the student pickup line at the elementary school but I only said the racial slur to the crossing guard AFTER she told me my rig wasn't allowed on school property anymore. This history of complaints thing is BULLSHIT. I don't get why you're embarrassed it's not that big plus I totally use it for work and stuff. Ok OK I'll leave you alone it's clear you can't have a rational conversation about this right now.
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Feb 20, 2024 19:25
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Oh, it's 3 already (PM)? I gotta get home. *Drives home from the honky-tonk and mercilessly beats wife and kids* gently caress Biden.
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Feb 20, 2024 19:26
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wanna steal them hubcaps
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Feb 20, 2024 19:27
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Ahh, poo poo. Kelly you know I can't afford my child support payment this month. Why? Fuckin' Joe Biden! I'm doing my taxes right now and I'm hosed, I'm so hosed. They raised the federal taxes this year, I saw it on Facebook, and now I'm not sure how I'm supposed to keep the lights on. Yeah. Listen, I gotta go to work, we'll talk later. *finishes buying my custom made weather mats for the truck*
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Feb 20, 2024 19:27
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I'm a Jan. 6 TRUE PATRIOT. Held hostage in my jail cell, day dreamin' of my pick-em-up truck.
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Feb 20, 2024 19:42
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Toxic Mental posted:triggered, libs?
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FlimFlam Imam posted:I'm a Jan. 6 TRUE PATRIOT. Held hostage in my jail cell, day dreamin' of my pick-em-up truck. Trying to trick the guards into telling me how thick the walls are so I can text escape plans to my cousin from a keistered burner phone. Dude has a SICK Duramax with a winch and a six-foot body lift, should be no fucken problem. My new FJB tat is looking infected as gently caress
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Feb 20, 2024 19:54
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When things go sideways, I'll be able to make it about 20 miles outside the city.... (before I run out of gas).
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Feb 20, 2024 20:01
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holy poo poo I'm only 4'8"
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Feb 20, 2024 20:09
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Time to roll coal on an unexpecting family of four out for a Sunday walk EAT poo poo LIBS!!!!
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Feb 20, 2024 20:23
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"MASHED PO-loving-TATOES ," I scream through the KFC drive thru window.
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Feb 20, 2024 20:42
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oooooooooooohhhhh i get so steamed when i see an ad for a different truck brand that i do not drive
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Feb 20, 2024 20:52
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I always make sure my belt buckle is the same size as one of my hubcaps.
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Feb 20, 2024 21:02
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F350? Pff, come back when you're not rocking a light duty truck LMAO
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Feb 20, 2024 21:08
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You went to the woods? And walked? Real men never leave the safety of Chili's
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TRUCKIN AND FUCKIN IS ALL THAT I CRAVE THAT MEANS I WANT TO gently caress MY TRUCK (AND OFTEN DO) MY WIFE DID NOT KNOW UNTIL TODAY WHEN I FIRED 'ER UP AND INSTEAD OF ROLLIN COAL A GEYSER OF CUM BLASTED OUT THE EXHAUSTS SHOWERIN HER IN ENGINE JIZZ ENJIZZ
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Feb 20, 2024 22:09
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got a remote start for the wife, got a guy comin over to install it later
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Feb 20, 2024 22:44
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My coworker Tony backs his huge truck into parking spaces. He's center right politically but not a chud. Plays a lot of golf. Smokes cigars. Hangs out with older dudes a lot. He's a hard worker. Good at following directions, maybe needs better critical thinking skills. Nice guy, good interpersonal traits. Most people like Tony.
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Feb 20, 2024 23:39
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gently caress, I gotta go buy gas
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Feb 20, 2024 23:44
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The Loin King posted:My coworker Tony backs his huge truck into parking spaces. He's center right politically but not a chud. Plays a lot of golf. Smokes cigars. Hangs out with older dudes a lot. Let us judge Tony by his bumper stickers; does he have any, and please describe if so.
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Feb 20, 2024 23:52
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im a man i bought a truck from craigslist that i drive every day
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redshirt posted:Let us judge Tony by his bumper stickers; does he have any, and please describe if so. He doesnt have any, but he paid money to the dmv for a football plate
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Feb 21, 2024 00:36
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CUMMINS!!!!
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Daddy’s Cummins
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Wife’s gone, took the kids. Thinkin’ about ending it all in the garage.Jestery posted:gently caress, I gotta go buy gas
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Feb 21, 2024 02:22
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weg posted:"MASHED PO-loving-TATOES ," I scream through the KFC drive thru window. because your truck is to big so youre outside the driver through yelling 20 ft to a lovely microphone
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I love my dad and he's definitely the rare type to grow more leftist as he's aged, but he did by a gigantic truck several years ago and I don't understand the logic. He has a comparatively smaller Toyota FJ which he actually puts through the paces off road, and it has all the scratches and battle scars to prove it, but I still don't know what the purchase was about because whenever I visit and we go somewhere: Dad posted:darn it, gotta go buy gas
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Feb 21, 2024 03:14
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JOE BIDEN OBAMA CHINA TRANS PEOPLE WOKED MY BEER
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Unfortunately, I live in the deep south, so that means that half of all large truck drivers are ladies with 3 kids in the cab, which is as large as a jeep as is. Now Jeep makes a sad truck, too, with a sad little bed.
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Feb 21, 2024 04:04
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One time I was driving through Canada and I drove through this lovely little town called Sparwood and they said they had the worlds largest truck and it was like just a dump truck
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Feb 21, 2024 04:08
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Toxic Mental posted:CUMMINS!!!! 
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Feb 21, 2024 04:24
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a defining moment of my life is when my friend chided me for calling their salad gay
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Having to take the kids to school today, they won't all fit in the truck and I'm not allowed to take them in the bed after the 5th ticket so I'm taking the wife's van, I hope to god nobody sees me...
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Hell yeah I just bought a new sticker for my rig it's a punisher skull with the pattern of the thin blue line flag but over the blue line it says we the people in a script font that has an American flag pattern
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1 pm, time to tune in to some AM Radio as I drive past an elementary school. These kids need to hear Sebastian Gorka as loud as possible.
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