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Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013

The toilet brush. Which is equally a three seashells thing only IRL. If you are a US person abroad.

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nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007


LMAOO she didn't even hesitate when she said 'crazy poo poo', loving love it.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





"PRESIDENT SLEEPY BIDEN IS NOW RAMPING UP ATTACKS AGAINST ME. BECAUSE HE'S LOST HIS MARBLES. HE IS SCARED NOW HE COULDN'T PASS THE TEST I TOOK BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CAMERA IS. HE IS THE ONE WHO SAYS CRAZY poo poo"

Rescue Toaster posted:

CNN has definitely had high-level conversations at some point about how much of Biden's cursing and the GOP's constant slurs they will or won't repeat on the air.
i think the standard is that its acceptable as long as its a direct quote from the president

Senor Big Snacks
Jan 6, 2024

nobodygetshurt posted:

LMAOO she didn't even hesitate when she said 'crazy poo poo', loving love it.

She even added some extra emphasis to it lmao

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
Post itt every time you lol that Trump says crazy poo poo in public

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

UltraShame posted:

This list sounds crazy, but everything I've bolded is either the law of the land in Oklahoma, in a bill currently being proposed there, or has been legislatively/judicially attempted.

well yeah, its all insane uber red state poo poo that super unpopular outside dumbfuck incest county.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Why are people paying attention to this shoe salesman? He’s running for president? Truly America is the land of opportunity!

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Why are people paying attention to this shoe salesman? He’s running for president? Truly America is the land of opportunity!

donald trump could never score four touchdowns in a single game

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





apparently matt taibbi and elon musk DMs were leaked or something... but just a lol that when the twitter files were first released matt taibbi set it up so it looked like biden's team (who wasn't the government at the time) was asking twitter to take down tweets critical of biden but taibii omitted that the urls that most of the URLs they asked twitter to take down were non-consensually nude photos of hunter biden.

taibbi also didn't reveal what the trump government at the time had requested to take down and we wouldn't know until the congressional hearings by a twitter whistleblower revealed that the trump administration had asked twitter to take down a mean tweet that chrissy teigen wrote about trump.

lmao

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Nodelphi posted:

Post itt every time you lol that Trump says crazy poo poo in public

What am I, the goddamn Joker?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




You ever wonder what would happen if we carved out a state that’s explicitly chartered as a conservative fundie dreamland by their own description of what one would look like?

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Strong Sauce posted:

apparently matt taibbi and elon musk DMs were leaked or something... but just a lol that when the twitter files were first released matt taibbi set it up so it looked like biden's team (who wasn't the government at the time) was asking twitter to take down tweets critical of biden but taibii omitted that the urls that most of the URLs they asked twitter to take down were non-consensually nude photos of hunter biden.

taibbi also didn't reveal what the trump government at the time had requested to take down and we wouldn't know until the congressional hearings by a twitter whistleblower revealed that the trump administration had asked twitter to take down a mean tweet that chrissy teigen wrote about trump.

lmao

God taibbi is such a loving sad loser

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Strong Sauce posted:

apparently matt taibbi and elon musk DMs were leaked or something... but just a lol that when the twitter files were first released matt taibbi set it up so it looked like biden's team (who wasn't the government at the time) was asking twitter to take down tweets critical of biden but taibii omitted that the urls that most of the URLs they asked twitter to take down were non-consensually nude photos of hunter biden.

taibbi also didn't reveal what the trump government at the time had requested to take down and we wouldn't know until the congressional hearings by a twitter whistleblower revealed that the trump administration had asked twitter to take down a mean tweet that chrissy teigen wrote about trump.

lmao

It is genuinely incredibly loving gross how much we've made "spreading someone's nudes against their will" into just a loving basic part of the political conversation. Like even the Hunter's Hog jokes are kind of built around "We got to see him nude without his consent" even if they're not directly insulting him. It is just something that constantly sits in the back of mind for this conversation. loving hell, can you imagine the conversation if someone was spreading pictures of Ivanka like that?

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

Regalingualius posted:

You ever wonder what would happen if we carved out a state that’s explicitly chartered as a conservative fundie dreamland by their own description of what one would look like?

Human misery on a very large scale, that's what would happen.

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I just want him to go away. It’s exhausting that we’ve been forced to deal with his existence in almost every facet of our lives for almost a decade.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Bottom Liner posted:

God taibbi is such a loving sad loser


HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Regalingualius posted:

You ever wonder what would happen if we carved out a state that’s explicitly chartered as a conservative fundie dreamland by their own description of what one would look like?

It would look like Saudi Arabia

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

Regalingualius posted:

You ever wonder what would happen if we carved out a state that’s explicitly chartered as a conservative fundie dreamland by their own description of what one would look like?

Israel

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




BlackIronHeart posted:

Human misery on a very large scale, that's what would happen.

Well, duh.

I’m just wondering how much of a hell of their own making it would actually be

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

Regalingualius posted:

You ever wonder what would happen if we carved out a state that’s explicitly chartered as a conservative fundie dreamland by their own description of what one would look like?

Yeah Kansas tried it and almost failed as a state.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Bottom Liner posted:

God taibbi is such a loving sad loser

it annoys me because i genuinly did like his book on Eric Garner and how it explored all the systemic poo poo.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Strong Sauce posted:

apparently matt taibbi and elon musk DMs were leaked or something... but just a lol that when the twitter files were first released matt taibbi set it up so it looked like biden's team (who wasn't the government at the time) was asking twitter to take down tweets critical of biden but taibii omitted that the urls that most of the URLs they asked twitter to take down were non-consensually nude photos of hunter biden.

taibbi also didn't reveal what the trump government at the time had requested to take down and we wouldn't know until the congressional hearings by a twitter whistleblower revealed that the trump administration had asked twitter to take down a mean tweet that chrissy teigen wrote about trump.

lmao

:projection: strong with those though.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Apparently not keeping up on my Pence news but now I need to put out feelers on if the mods are going to let me skate by with some future Photoshops.



Surely the reflection should be the back of Pence's head?

Also, I love that I know the name of a town called "Enumclaw" for precisely one reason

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Strong Sauce posted:

apparently matt taibbi and elon musk DMs were leaked or something... but just a lol that when the twitter files were first released matt taibbi set it up so it looked like biden's team (who wasn't the government at the time) was asking twitter to take down tweets critical of biden but taibii omitted that the urls that most of the URLs they asked twitter to take down were non-consensually nude photos of hunter biden.

taibbi also didn't reveal what the trump government at the time had requested to take down and we wouldn't know until the congressional hearings by a twitter whistleblower revealed that the trump administration had asked twitter to take down a mean tweet that chrissy teigen wrote about trump.

lmao

that guy wrote an annual year-end column for the Buffalo Beast called "The 50 Most Loathsome Americans"

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

I am cackling.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

The best part of Matt Taibbi getting inevitably betrayed by his billionaire boyfriend is that Matt's the only one that didn't see it coming

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I just want trump to start wearing the hideous gold sneakers everywhere like how he’s always got that stupid red cap on.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

ImpAtom posted:

It is genuinely incredibly loving gross how much we've made "spreading someone's nudes against their will" into just a loving basic part of the political conversation. Like even the Hunter's Hog jokes are kind of built around "We got to see him nude without his consent" even if they're not directly insulting him. It is just something that constantly sits in the back of mind for this conversation. loving hell, can you imagine the conversation if someone was spreading pictures of Ivanka like that?

Ashley Biden's diary

Ralph Hurley posted:

I just want trump to start wearing the hideous gold sneakers everywhere like how he’s always got that stupid red cap on.
I need to start the chapter of my life where I see people getting shamed in public for wearing them

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004


Is there a reason why I've woken up with fleas, just because I laid down with dogs? This seems really crazy

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
The Republicans are garbage people and don't care about Hunter Bidens privacy that's why they're passing around nudes.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Man if Elon ever texted "You're dead to me" I'd have it printed out in acrylic, blown up the size of my wall and displayed proudly as the centerpiece in my living room.

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007

Haverchuck posted:

that guy wrote an annual year-end column for the Buffalo Beast called "The 50 Most Loathsome Americans"

The only reason why he didn't make it on it is that he wrote it.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Impossible to judge who is the bigger cry baby here. I've seen toddlers fight with more dignity.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

No Mods No Masters posted:

Is there a reason why I've woken up with fleas, just because I laid down with dogs? This seems really crazy

taibbi was always scummy, he just picked good targets a couple of times

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Regalingualius posted:

You ever wonder what would happen if we carved out a state that’s explicitly chartered as a conservative fundie dreamland by their own description of what one would look like?

give Florida a decade

they've made it legal to pave their roads with radioactive material and all the newly arriving chuds are being shoved into collapsing housing built on swamps. it's going to be like Ghoul territory in Fallout soon enough


they're probably still a bit behind Alabama wrt child slaves and Mississippi for general misery tho.

Durf fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Feb 20, 2024

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
It's cool, empty swimming pools are great for cultivating tarberries.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving insane



quote:

The Republican-controlled West Virginia House of Delegates has passed a bill that could see librarians facing jail time. House Bill 4654 passed the chamber Friday by a vote of 85–12, along party lines.

The bill would remove criminal exemptions for schools, public libraries, and museums that distribute or display “obscene matter” to a minor, even if the minor’s parent or guardian is present.

Any employees of those institutions found guilty of giving minors obscene matter can face fines of up to $25,000, up to five years in prison, or both.

Also 85-12 party lines :wtf:

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

Total Party Kill posted:

"I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

What a loving weird thing to say.

It was a more common phrase back in the 60's. I heard it recently in a Hitchcock film.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

The world was just a different place before pornography was invented in 1972

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