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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Carthag Tuek posted:

ive been meaning to read pepys diaries at some point, they seem to have been super candid
they really are. he wrote them just to have his own record of things and his thoughts, with no expectation that it would be significant to anyone else. so it's mainly his true unguarded thoughts rather than a carefully curated sanitised version. he'll talk about historical events but then complain about having to leave early to take a piss, or just fill pages about staying up late getting drunk, or how his mistress gave him a handjob. and of course about the time he found a pornographic book for sale:

January 13, 1668 posted:

....stopped at Martin's my bookseller [supposedly looking for a gift for his wife], where I saw the French book which I did think to have had for my wife to translate, called L'escholle des Filles, but when I came to look into it, it is the most bawdy, lewd book that ever I saw, rather worse than Puttana Errante [an Italian dirty book from 1650] - so that I was ashamed of reading in it.

"Such filth! even worse than other filth I saw before. Shameful!"

...but not so shameful that he didn't return three weeks later and buy it:

February 8, 1668 posted:

...to my bookseller's, and there stayed an hour and bought that idle, roguish book, L'escholle des Filles, which I have bought in plain binding (avoiding the buying of it better bound) because I resolve, as soon as I have read it, to burn it, that it may not stand in the list of my books, nor among them, to disgrace them if it should be found.

February 9, 1668 posted:

Up, and in my office all the morning, doing business and also reading a little of L'escholle des Filles, which is a mighty lewd book, but yet not amiss for a sober man once to read over to inform himself in the villainy of the world.

oh sure, it's ok for you to read it now. see if you can work out the secret fake spanish/french/latin he uses as code throughout the diary to hide some of his actions. hint: :gizz:

later the same night posted:

...to my chamber, where I did read through L'escholle de Filles a lewd book, but what doth me no wrong to read for information sake but it did hazer my prick para stand all the while, and una vez to decharge; and after I had done, I burned it, that it might not be among my books to my shame; and so at night to supper and then to bed.

Sweevo fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Feb 16, 2024

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taters
Jun 13, 2005

Because of the title, it has been viewed as an amusing case and has notoriety in American legal circles for suggesting that the United States sued cardboard boxes with clacker balls. It was one of three cases mentioned in the television show Last Week Tonight with John Oliver's civil forfeiture episode, alongside United States v. $124,700 in U.S. Currency and United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1757233831289983282

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Tafazzi is a sort of mime wearing a black tracksuit and a jockstrap, who does nothing but beat his groin with a plastic bottle while wearing a jockstrap.

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
There are different behavioral attitudes that humans accept as normal, such as grief for a loved one, avoiding danger, and not participating in cannibalism.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

qsvui posted:

There are different behavioral attitudes that humans accept as normal, such as grief for a loved one, avoiding danger, and not participating in cannibalism.

What are "three good reasons not to eat Pop-pop's brain," Alex?

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Sweevo posted:

they really are. he wrote them just to have his own record of things and his thoughts, with no expectation that it would be significant to anyone else. so it's mainly his true unguarded thoughts rather than a carefully curated sanitised version. he'll talk about historical events but then complain about having to leave early to take a piss, or just fill pages about staying up late getting drunk, or how his mistress gave him a handjob. and of course about the time he found a pornographic book for sale:

"Such filth! even worse than other filth I saw before. Shameful!"

...but not so shameful that he didn't return three weeks later and buy it:

oh sure, it's ok for you to read it now. see if you can work out the secret fake spanish/french/latin he uses as code throughout the diary to hide some of his actions. hint: :gizz:

I'd love it if I asked for a book and they asked me how I'd like it bound

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.

Mescal posted:

I'd love it if I asked for a book and they asked me how I'd like it bound

I think that's how books were generally sold up until the 19th century

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Carthag Tuek posted:

ive been meaning to read pepys diaries at some point, they seem to have been super candid

lmao

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lmao tfw ur wife catches u fingerblasting your hairdresser and goes nuclear and you have to just sit and take the bollocking

https://twitter.com/samuelpepys/status/1452737331488829445

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

did he gently caress the great fire

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Mescal posted:

did he gently caress the great fire

buddy

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
In 2007 she co-founded FetchDog, a dog accessories catalog and Internet site. Part of her work was publishing blogs in which she interviewed other celebrities about their relationships with their dogs. She sold the business in 2012.[131][132]

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang




NoneMoreNegative posted:

fingerblasting

lmbo exactly

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



Mescal posted:

I'd love it if I asked for a book and they asked me how I'd like it bound

books were printed in folio, so youd have 8 or 16 pages on both sides of a big sheet of paper that would be folded, sewn, and bound & the page order would make sense. but if you were cheap you could buy a folded uncut folio direct

also a lot of stuff was often published in installments, so might even subscribe and then either burn them or have them bound when they were finished

you could still get new uncut books in denmark in the 70s/80s but i think the only really modern example i can think of is don knuths fascicles

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



there were still some uncut books in my parents shelves when i began reading in earnest. i remember it was kind of awe-inspiring to cut every 2nd pages apart as i was reading. feels like untread ground, even though the book in abstract has been read by thousands before me, this copy has not been read by anyone, i am the first to physically read it. very 12 year old brained

also it was kinda badass to have a use for a letter knife

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
foreskin books

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



goblin week posted:

foreskin books

this isnt the silent hill wiki thread, its just the regular wikipedia thread

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.

goblin week posted:

foreskin books

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_books_bound_in_human_skin

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



According to the LA Times, his home in San Juan Capistrano "looks as if a 12-year-old with a huge bank account went wild", including a life-size Indiana Jones, several Star Wars characters, and a statue of Merlin.[48]

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.
The plan would be that the customers would be too embarrassed to cash in a cheque showing the company's real name ("The Anal Sex And Fetish Pornography Company"), not wanting other persons to know about their private lives, so the cheques would never be cashed, and thus the scammers running the company got to keep the money. (The authors of snopes.com have pointed out that customers could cash the cheques via ATM or mail and thus avoid having to confront a bank worker in person. This would not have prevented, however, the cheque description potentially appearing on their customer file.)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It has been suggested that the verse is a "classic description" of a head injury ("bumped his head"), followed by a lucid interval and an inability to resume normal activity ("couldn't get up in the morning").[7]

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Cats naturally attack and kill rodents[3]


CITATION

[3] Bruzelius, Lars (2005). "Sailing Ships". Stevens: 'Vermin', 1894. The Maritime History Virtual Archives. Retrieved 20 April 2010.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ScienceSeagull posted:

Mooses can swim which is pretty cool! They might get eaten by orcas though.

moses on the other hand

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

I feel that the plural of moose should be meese.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The latter is an area reminiscent of Ancient Egypt; the main insects of this region are beetles, which held a high importance in Egyptian mythology, and scorpions, a staple arachnid in any desert region.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Not to be confused with Oncology, Odontology, Ontogeny, or Deontology.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
A hypothetically almost perfect antipodal flight would be Tangier Ibn Battouta Airport, Morocco (IATA: TNG), to Whangarei Aerodrome, New Zealand (IATA: WRE), whose designated locators are 10,800 nautical miles (20,002 km) apart,[37] almost the maximum possible distance. However, with only a length of 3,599 ft (1,097 m), Whangarei's runway is too short to accommodate any current (as of 2015) commercial jet airliner, especially one with the required range. Traveling between them would currently need at least two plane changes.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
do it, doesn’t say the plane has to be capable of leaving after

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The manufacturer provided the following instructions: 'Fill jar every night. Drink freely … when thirsty and upon arising and retiring, average eight or more glasses daily.’[4]

This was marketed as a healthy practice which could prevent illnesses including arthritis, flatulence, and senility.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Captain Hygiene posted:

The manufacturer provided the following instructions: 'Fill jar every night. Drink freely … when thirsty and upon arising and retiring, average eight or more glasses daily.’[4]

This was marketed as a healthy practice which could prevent illnesses including arthritis, flatulence, and senility.

not looking this up.... radithor?


hmm, nope, but both pages link to each other

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mr. Fix It posted:

not looking this up.... radithor?


hmm, nope, but both pages link to each other

Unsurprising avatar/guessing source of post combo

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

You’re all about to murder and die but I can’t have you guys singing about balls. No matter how much things change they really do stay the same.

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
All the Dinosaucers have a button on the front of their uniforms which instantly devolves them to their primitive ancestors dinosaur state, while retaining their intelligence and speech capacity. This special ability is called Dinovolving and initially appeared to be a significant element of the series, as both Allo and Bronto Thunder Dinovolved in the first episode. Despite the apparent technological advantage, most of the later episodes did not feature any Dinovolving.

matti
Mar 31, 2019

"Ryan: We used to be four ordinary teenagers, until one day...we meet some new friends...from out of town. They were called... Dinosaucers! My friends and I became the Secret Scouts! Allies to these Dinosaucers from outer space and joined in their battles against Genghis Rex and the evil Tyrannos!
Ankylo: The Dinosaucers are leaving Bossasur (snort!)
Genghis: Well, follow them!"

- opening narration

unquote

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
Archibald spent three years with a highly endangered Whooping crane named Tex, acting as a male crane – walking, calling, dancing – to shift her into reproductive condition. Through his dedication and the use of artificial insemination, Tex eventually laid a fertile egg which hatched a chick named Gee Whiz.[11][12]

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Keely also claimed to have achieved pressures of 50,000 psi, and that he had broken all his pressure gauges. When Zalinski produced a pressure gauge he had brought with him - capable of registering 10,000 psi - and offered it to Keely, saying "I would like to have you put it on, and break it for me", Keely was momentarily lost for words before saying, "I do not believe in pressure gauges, anyhow."

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

His content features himself discussing news events and contentious issues, and debating other political streamers from the left and right,[13][14] often in a confrontational style aimed at making his opponent appear unintelligent[13]

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