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docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

lobster shirt posted:

looks like i will be unemployed in two weeks... poop

Sorry to hear that, friend.

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genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

really queer Christmas posted:

The gently caress is a bonus

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

really queer Christmas posted:

The gently caress is a bonus

its when capitalists scratch you behind your eyes and fluff your hair and babytalk at you going: awww what a good widdle piggy you've been oh yess you have, would you like a treat? little piggy bitch want a widdle treat? aww so good, here's half a milkbone for all your hard work. keep it up champ

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

loquacius posted:

Did you get severance too bc if not they might have just been treating the bonus as severance

yeah im getting severance too so altogether not a bad chunk of change. and at least my wife still has a job (that seems impossible to get fired from) so at least we aren't staring down the barrel of homelessness or anything. i will probably be fine, just feeling real lovely.

on the other hand at least now i have a chance to conquer ff7 remake before the 29th.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

My first job was part time and for a Christmas bonus they gave us each a turkey. All the full time guys got cheques lol

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

lobster shirt posted:

(that seems impossible to get fired from)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

lobster shirt posted:

looks like i will be unemployed in two weeks... poop

Rip you will get a job again.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Although...where you a computer person?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Mr Hootington posted:

Although...where you a computer person?

they are

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
today a replaced a pair of triple a batteries for a little remote that opens lockers, i love having a job where i can help people

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

today a replaced a pair of triple a batteries for a little remote that opens lockers, i love having a job where i can help people

Thank you

my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023

copy posted:

this is where the soothing peaceful trolls of cspam gather, tyvm

My bad >_>

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Xaris posted:

they are

I have nothing more to say about the mod's employment status

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

bonus and severance, nice

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Mr Hootington posted:

Although...where you a computer person?

i have an email job but not a computer job

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

lobster shirt posted:

i have an email job but not a computer job

vp of modding

copy
Jul 26, 2007


its cool friend

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

lobster shirt posted:

i have an email job but not a computer job

*begrudgingly*
I hope you land on your feet

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

my brotehr has a computer job and is in grad school to get an advanced degree, and he said its extremely easy. good for him honestly. get that bag.

selec
Sep 6, 2003

goondolences Lobbo

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

DaysBefore posted:

My first job was part time and for a Christmas bonus they gave us each a turkey. All the full time guys got cheques lol

My last hospital job did this just a few years ago. Got a Christmas ham from Sam's club lol.

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

send email "i want a check not a turkey bitch"

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
i demand the cash value of that ham

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
clark should have joined the jelly of the month club anyway i bet some were really tasty

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

i demand the cash value of that ham

The other thing we got was "an exclusive three hours to shop at Sam's club, regardless of membership status"

It was understaffed so we had to wait in line like 35 minutes with all of my angry coworkers. Happy bonus, everyone!

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
We get $75 gift cards to target

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

External Organs posted:

My last hospital job did this just a few years ago. Got a Christmas ham from Sam's club lol.

Lol. Iirc I gave the turkey to my super and he seemed happy with it

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Mr Hootington posted:

We get $75 gift cards to target

Can you buy vbucks at target

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Mr Hootington posted:

We get $75 gift cards to target

we get a $25 gift card to Tops every year for thanksgiving lol

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

DaysBefore posted:

Can you buy vbucks at target

whoa converting this Tops giftcard into vbucks is the best possible use for it

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

DaysBefore posted:

Can you buy vbucks at target

Yes

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

we get a $25 gift card to Tops every year for thanksgiving lol

What is Tops?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Mr Hootington posted:

Yes

What is Tops?

they never Stops Saving You More (grocery store chain in NY & PA)

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

they never Stops Saving You More (grocery store chain in NY & PA)

Oof

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
yeah considering recent inflation it felt like a real slap in the face last year lol

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

External Organs posted:

The other thing we got was "an exclusive three hours to shop at Sam's club, regardless of membership status"

It was understaffed so we had to wait in line like 35 minutes with all of my angry coworkers. Happy bonus, everyone!

lol what the gently caress

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

My roommate got a $50 target card for participating in a study (it was either testing various kinds of blood drawing equipment or the gullibility of patients on pain medication) when she was in the hospital last.

(Still better than any work-related bonus I've ever gotten)

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

External Organs posted:

The other thing we got was "an exclusive three hours to shop at Sam's club, regardless of membership status"

It was understaffed so we had to wait in line like 35 minutes with all of my angry coworkers. Happy bonus, everyone!

ejsus christ

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

External Organs posted:

The other thing we got was "an exclusive three hours to shop at Sam's club, regardless of membership status"

It was understaffed so we had to wait in line like 35 minutes with all of my angry coworkers. Happy bonus, everyone!

Good lord

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

External Organs posted:

The other thing we got was "an exclusive three hours to shop at Sam's club, regardless of membership status"

It was understaffed so we had to wait in line like 35 minutes with all of my angry coworkers. Happy bonus, everyone!

Lol

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

mags posted:

clark should have joined the jelly of the month club anyway i bet some were really tasty
its very funny how many 80s movies were like "my boss is fuckin' me over man" and the whole town + entire police force gangs up to teach the greedy capitalist to be better people

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